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Anyone that still has an account for observation (thank you for your service) should start in memoriam posting and get a #RIPelon going.
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Dec 19, 2022 18:50
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Musk not tweeting is his masterstroke. He's leaving everyone with the blue-checked balls
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Dec 19, 2022 18:50
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Musk finally fell asleep and no one wants to be the one to wake him up
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Dec 19, 2022 18:51
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Tippecanoe posted:Worked for Tesla and SpaceX, why did he mess with the formula this time? Because Tesla and SpaceX had something of value already, and their CEOs knew how to keep Elon at arms length.
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Dec 19, 2022 18:51
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GreenBuckanneer posted:Yeah I don't think anyone's under any illusions that it's not all a farce I disagree. I don't think he's that clever or cares enough. I think he thought that running Twitter would be fun. I think that everything he's done since he took over has been exactly what it looks like, an emotional impulsive person in way over their head jumping from one decision to the next getting increasingly frustrated because everything he does seems to make the situation worse.
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Dec 19, 2022 18:52
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confused posted:I disagree. I don't think he's that clever or cares enough. I think he thought that running Twitter would be fun. I think that everything he's done since he took over has been exactly what it looks like, an emotional impulsive person in way over their head jumping from one decision to the next getting increasingly frustrated because everything he does seems to make the situation worse. There's a real easy way to fix all of that beforehand delegate. come out of your hobbit hole and say "I want twitter blue, but better!" then hide back in the hole and let the peons figure how the whosawhatsists
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Dec 19, 2022 18:54
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Watching this poo poo play out with musk, I keep thinking about this one tweet I can't find about brexit describing it as "a man destroying his house with a sledgehammer because he lost a twitter poll" and it's too on-point for this too
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Dec 19, 2022 18:54
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yook posted:I guess the next thing he could do is put together a twitter poll on who should be the next CEO, then put his own name in and split the votes among a bunch of nobodies in opposition. Snoop Dog will still win by write-in
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Dec 19, 2022 18:55
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Guys I think he accidentally flushed himself over the mediterranean
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Dec 19, 2022 18:56
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ilmucche posted:Musk not tweeting is his masterstroke. He's leaving everyone with the blue-checked balls Everyone  ing for his suicide announcement and Twitter engagement has never been higher!
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Dec 19, 2022 18:56
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Lmao he's going to just shut Twtter off I can almost bet
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pixaal posted:Snoop Dog will still win by write-in Honestly, I think making Snoop CEO might be Twitter's best option. I'm mean, how cool would that be?
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Dec 19, 2022 18:57
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confused posted:Honestly, I think making Snoop CEO might be Twitter's best option. I'm mean, how cool would that be? Would you pay $8 for Twitter Green
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Dec 19, 2022 18:58
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Tired: Twitter as a bank Wired: Twitter as a weed delivery service
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Dec 19, 2022 19:00
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big black turnout posted:Tired: Twitter as a bank  SMOKE TWEETS EVERY DAY
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Outrail posted:Musk finally fell asleep and no one wants to be the one to wake him up He's going to be real mad when wakes up and finds out Instagram started an offensive in Africa.
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Dec 19, 2022 19:07
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GreenBuckanneer posted:Are the results of the last poll valid? NO: 69% YES: 420% 
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Dec 19, 2022 19:11
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pixaal posted:Snoop Dog will still win by write-in He can bring in Martha Stewart as CFO.
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Dec 19, 2022 19:12
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Sexual Aluminum posted:Be an rear end in a top hat, Lose your Castle Make the Tweet, Lose your Seat
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Dec 19, 2022 19:14
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sinky posted:He can bring in Martha Stewart as CFO. If they started every day livestreaming themselves getting high and doing an arts and crafts project, I'd gladly pay $9/month for the service.
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Dec 19, 2022 19:15
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will his mom at least defend him while he's pouting? come on!
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Dec 19, 2022 19:15
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The blobfish only looks like that because it's been taken out of its deep water, high pressure environment. What I'm saying is, we should try sinking Elon Musk into the Marianas trench to see if he's more attractive down there.
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Dec 19, 2022 19:15
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sinky posted:He can bring in Martha Stewart as CFO. That wasn't part of Snoop's offer when he made the poll if he should become CEO of twitter.
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Dec 19, 2022 19:24
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Karate Bastard posted:Guys I think he accidentally flushed himself over the mediterranean Is that on the same way all those Russian guys fell down the stairs. Konar posted:Same, my days have started off so much better without scrolling some drat algorithmically generated feed Came off FB last year, Twitter when Rlon took over, and off of Reddit when I saw one too many videos of Russian teenagers having their lives ended in a ditch via a drone bomb. I'm probably playing too many dumb phone games now, but that is better than being spoon-fed death videos and terrible opinions of people who are likely to be Russian bots or hateful 13 year-olds.
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Dec 19, 2022 19:24
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TulliusCicero posted:Lmao he's going to just shut Twtter off My tinfoil hat predictions are either that or he sells it to Donald Trump and he makes Twitter a part of Truth Social. I have no idea how any of that would actually happen though. Either way, let it burn.
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Dec 19, 2022 19:24
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What idiot would buy twitter now? It’s literally packed with debt
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MAKE THE TWEET COWARD Lol he's actually dead
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Dec 19, 2022 19:25
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Frankly I'm in favor of putting Snoop is charge of pretty much everything. You know he's not going to micromanage everything or try to be cool. He would just ask if everything is cool with whatever and if not, we should fix that, but no rush. Like go put him in charge of war stuff. Secretary of Defense. It would save a lot of money and human suffering.
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Dec 19, 2022 19:26
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CharlestheHammer posted:What idiot would buy twitter now? It’s literally packed with debt *Sympathy for the Devil starts playing* Trump: "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of weight and taste"
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Elon Reeve Musk June 28, 1971 - December 19, 2022 Elon was the founder and CEO of SpaceX; CEO of Tesla Inc.; owner and CEO of Twitter Inc.; was found deceased upon his private jet in the early hours of the morning from a combination aneurysm and heart attack from amphetamine ingestion. Elon is survived by an unknown amount of children and his many exes. #RIPelon
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Dec 19, 2022 19:27
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TulliusCicero posted:MAKE THE TWEET COWARD Nah, his mom is currently consoling him and will post soon to tell everyone to leave him alone.
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Dec 19, 2022 19:27
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He's going through the votes one by one and banning every account that voted yes, it's gonna take a while.
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Dec 19, 2022 19:27
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steinrokkan posted:He's going through the votes one by one and banning every account that voted yes, it's gonna take a while. Yes, let’s give him some space 
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Dec 19, 2022 19:30
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It was all just a genius honeypot to catch the woke bots you see!
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Dec 19, 2022 19:32
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pixaal posted:That wasn't part of Snoop's offer when he made the poll if he should become CEO of twitter.
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He's making a run for Greenland. Genius level move.
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lol if you think Trump would go anywhere near twitter. Even he's not that stupid and there's literally nothing in it for him.
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Burning Rain posted:It was all just a genius honeypot to catch the woke bots you see! I thought that fat gently caress was in jail. Throw his rear end back in.
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