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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Arrath posted:

Is there an article that gives a decent timeline and background on the whole Musk Twitter saga so far? A friend of mine wasn't aware of his frantic backpedaling and trying to get out of the purchase.

https://abcnews.go.com/Business/timeline-elon-musks-tumultuous-twitter-acquisition-attempt/story?id=86611191

Goes all the way back to January! Just based on the premium prices back in April, he paid $43B for a thing the market said was worth $26.7B because lol weed number

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Soylent Pudding posted:

Let's not underestimate just how badly the FL Dems suck either. Their plan to stop DeSantis was to run a republican.

Not just run a republican against DeSantis, but a cop against Rubio. My county democratic party finally ousted the old people and a young person who was chief of staff to the most progressive city council member running it. Hopefully it gets better, but jesus this sucks so back.

Also, speaking of ronnie, his vet to teacher program has hired seven people in total. Turns out vets with associates but not bachelors don't really want to teach in florida for the poverty wage they offer teachers. When the program was signed into law there was a 5000 teacher shortage that this law was supposed to help address.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


facialimpediment posted:

https://abcnews.go.com/Business/timeline-elon-musks-tumultuous-twitter-acquisition-attempt/story?id=86611191

Goes all the way back to January! Just based on the premium prices back in April, he paid $43B for a thing the market said was worth $26.7B because lol weed number

Thanks!

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
It's cool to see how Musk has enough money to buy a up a major corporation and burn it to the ground for the lulz. Definitely not a premium example of why billionaires are bad and why people worth a quarter trillion are an absolute threat to our economy.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Grip it and rip it posted:

It's cool to see how Musk has enough money to buy a up a major corporation and burn it to the ground for the lulz. Definitely not a premium example of why billionaires are bad and why people worth a quarter trillion are an absolute threat to our economy.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

I'm sure the Arabs he was chatting with in Doha had nothing to do with this.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

Grip it and rip it posted:

It's cool to see how Musk has enough money to buy a up a major corporation and burn it to the ground for the lulz. Definitely not a premium example of why billionaires are bad and why people worth a quarter trillion are an absolute threat to our economy.

I'd substitute "world" for "economy", here. Imagine if Musk had done this with something useful or important.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Zamujasa posted:

I'd substitute "world" for "economy", here. Imagine if Musk had done something useful or important.

My time on the Slavic Crime taught me all I need to know about this ilk.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020
It certainly is a case study for the benefit of socialism vs capitalism. Some rich idiot purchased something he didn't understand and is in the process of destroying it for no reason.

Grip it and rip it fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Dec 19, 2022

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

facialimpediment posted:

because lol weed number

It's genuinely amazing how the man can have absolutely no sense of humor and no awareness of this fact.
https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/1604799332909084672

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Final Hearing of the 6 Jan Committee; referring for charges for Trump on insurrection, among other assholes and charges.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

bulletsponge13 posted:

Final Hearing of the 6 Jan Committee; referring for charges for Trump on insurrection, among other assholes and charges.

Trump is the least interesting they could talk about today. We already know in pretty much full detail his coup plotting. I want to know how much information they have on Congressmen that we haven't seen already.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Mr. Nice! posted:

Also, speaking of ronnie, his vet to teacher program has hired seven people in total. Turns out vets with associates but not bachelors don't really want to teach in florida for the poverty wage they offer teachers. When the program was signed into law there was a 5000 teacher shortage that this law was supposed to help address.

It’s interesting to read about how teacher compensation between states isn’t a few percentage points but tens of thousands a year. Stuff like how the Oklahoma teacher of the year moved to Texas not out of spite but to be able to afford a decent life, and those who make it to California get even more.

It’s like years ago two goon prison guards, one in Texas and one in California, were posting and the California one was complaining about something like not all dental procedures being covered and the Texas guard was like “wait, you get healthcare? And don’t have to buy your own equipment?”

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Hyrax Attack! posted:

It’s interesting to read about how teacher compensation between states isn’t a few percentage points but tens of thousands a year. Stuff like how the Oklahoma teacher of the year moved to Texas not out of spite but to be able to afford a decent life, and those who make it to California get even more.


I cross state lines and have a lovely commute for $10,000+ more a year as a teacher. My state particularly sucks.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Stultus Maximus posted:

I cross state lines and have a lovely commute for $10,000+ more a year as a teacher. My state particularly sucks.

Dude, leaving Missouri forever is the best thing I ever did.

Do your username an injustice and move anywhere better than Missouri.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Stultus Maximus posted:

Trump is the least interesting they could talk about today. We already know in pretty much full detail his coup plotting. I want to know how much information they have on Congressmen that we haven't seen already.

I sincerely hope, but am not holding out hope, that cases are being built and it isn't "Gee Josh Hawley was intimately involved in this and there's ample evidence but if we do anything then the patron saint of decorum will cry"

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

bulletsponge13 posted:

Final Hearing of the 6 Jan Committee; referring for charges for Trump on insurrection, among other assholes and charges.

It's a shame that a former president/current candidate can't be prosecuted, just like how they can't release their tax returns. A shame. Bigly shame.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
lol

https://twitter.com/molly0xfff/status/1604880426643988484?s=46&t=eW0ZeTQGzZBslCdqTwq6JA

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006

Molly White and Bennett Tomlin are my go to “Crypto is a scam” follows. I send my brothers their tweets all the time since they are both broke brain crypto bros.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Soylent Pudding posted:

Let's not underestimate just how badly the FL Dems suck either. Their plan to stop DeSantis was to run a republican.

FL Dems exist to grift enough money to support their lifestyle and not actually try and win. The party is clinically dead and been so since 2010 even though JEB! took the governorship in 98

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hyrax Attack! posted:

It’s interesting to read about how teacher compensation between states isn’t a few percentage points but tens of thousands a year. Stuff like how the Oklahoma teacher of the year moved to Texas not out of spite but to be able to afford a decent life, and those who make it to California get even more.

It’s like years ago two goon prison guards, one in Texas and one in California, were posting and the California one was complaining about something like not all dental procedures being covered and the Texas guard was like “wait, you get healthcare? And don’t have to buy your own equipment?”

Prison guards seem like one of those things you would want to keep well out of bribery range too, and yet...

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Milo and POTUS posted:

Prison guards seem like one of those things you would want to keep well out of bribery range too, and yet...

how will prisons make a profit if you pay your guards?

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

orange juche posted:

how will prisons make a profit if you pay your guards?

Here’s a fantastic investigative journalism piece by a guy who worked in a prison for four months. Long article but worth your time: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/06/cca-private-prisons-corrections-corporation-inmates-investigation-bauer/

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

Stultus Maximus posted:

It's genuinely amazing how the man can have absolutely no sense of humor and no awareness of this fact.
https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/1604799332909084672

I was only pretending to be retarded etc

https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1604990858042159104

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Wow who could have possibly called that one?

Lots of people. Pretty sure someone in discord used the EXACT wording of 'lol it wasn't real meant it to find bots see how much of a smarty brain I am?'

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkYTUosUUAEE9az?format=jpg&name=medium

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

bird food bathtub posted:

Wow who could have possibly called that one?

Lots of people. Pretty sure someone in discord used the EXACT wording of 'lol it wasn't real meant it to find bots see how much of a smarty brain I am?'

I called it a honey pot and I gleefully dived in.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011




So how long until he decides to go from "Blue checkmarks only" to "only blue checkmarks that have been paid for" (and then "blue checkmarks that have been paid for and only say nice things about me")?

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Dead straight bird forum

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
This whole story was very weird when I caught traces of it the other day, but it seems it's 100% true. A KC Chiefs hyper-twitterer somehow decided to rob a bank before the Chiefs-Texans game.

https://twitter.com/THESagerbomb/status/1604995062592684033

https://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2022/12/20/23518527/chiefsaholic-chiefs-superfan-bank-robbery-mask

https://www.newson6.com/story/639cc335f3f7c40723ed2344/bixby-bank-robbery-suspect-in-custody

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Someone who really represents their hometown

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Elon Musk set fire to roughly $38 billion in stockholder money today, just in case you're feeling bad about your own accomplishments.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Elon Musk set fire to roughly $38 billion in stockholder money today, just in case you're feeling bad about your own accomplishments.

:allears:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Elon Musk set fire to roughly $38 billion in stockholder money today, just in case you're feeling bad about your own accomplishments.

Wow. I just spent $20 on subpar teriyaki and feel bad.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Elon Musk set fire to roughly $38 billion in stockholder money today, just in case you're feeling bad about your own accomplishments.

Wait, what? :lol:

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
concerns about Elon's very normal one that he's having very publicly day after day are being expressed through Tesla's stock selling off. but don't worry, the faithful Muskovites are letting everyone know he's still a self made genius and things will turn around after any number of reasons not rooted in reality come to fruition!

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Elon Musk set fire to roughly $38 billion in stockholder money today, just in case you're feeling bad about your own accomplishments.

....how this time?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Melthir posted:

....how this time?

TSLA stock opened at $149ish this morning, closed at $137.80.

Basically it's the USS Greeneville in reverse and instead of a Japanese trawler it's gonna collide with the loving floor.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

TSLA stock opened at $149ish this morning, closed at $137.80.

lol, the market as a whole is up today

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

lol, the market as a whole is up today

Yup

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
In like a week we're gonna hear that Farmer Hairplugs has fatally electrocuted himself trying to gently caress and cum inside the Twitter servers.

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