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post hole digger posted:why didnt he just have some engineer game the numbers in the first place. what a moron
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Nessus posted:what engineers? the H1Bs he has enslaved
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Luigi Thirty posted:update: he tweeted
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604997465169711104 he's laughing actually
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Pinterest Mom posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604997465169711104 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ2En_1IfhI
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Pinterest Mom posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604997465169711104
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the vyvanse just hit motherfuckers we are back
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love too equivocate the people im begging for $8 a month from to mental patients
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yeah so far recently Twitter’s users have been compared to employees who must uphold the company line or be fired on Musk’s mother’s account and now Must is approving of them being compared to…hardened criminals in revolt against their warden, captives whom I suppose must be kept from escaping a horrible prison???? and also they are there as a punishment these are all very useful metaphors for how you perceive users of your social media platform which is no longer making enough money
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i wonder how close we are to him going "it was actually a social experiment, and thus [spews diarrhea all over screen from mouth and anus at the same time]"
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Zamujasa posted:i wonder how close we are to him going "it was actually a social experiment, and thus [spews diarrhea all over screen from mouth and anus at the same time]" negative 1 day? he already puppetmastered https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1603853851504697344
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from todays' money stuff, a gentle reminder that 'three stigmata of palmer eldritch' was real and pkd has never, ever missed:quote:According to psychologists who specialize in treating people suffering from nightmares and other sleep disorders, nightly visitations from Elon Musk are happening a lot these days. Such shared dream occurrences, which often happen during periods of instability, offer a broader insight into our collective psyche. “When something is in the press, it triggers a lot of [dream] images,” said Gayle Delaney, a Florida-based clinical psychologist and dream analyst. “A lot of people are thinking about Elon Musk. He demonstrates the human lust for power, play and creativity…and he’s also disappointed a lot of people.” from: https://www.theinformation.com/articles/by-day-elon-musk-rules-twitter-by-night-hes-invading-our-dreams
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Last Chance posted:oh my god they just keep adding more badges lol 
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post hole digger posted:from todays' money stuff, a gentle reminder that 'three stigmata of palmer eldritch' was real and pkd has never, ever missed: if i have ever dreamt of elon musk thankfully i do not remember it
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i dreamt about elon last night  he was my boss and fired me
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Pinterest Mom posted:i dreamt about elon last night lmao owned
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Pinterest Mom posted:i dreamt about elon last night my brain has let me down many times but if it ever did that to me I think I'd have it surgically removed
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Pinterest Mom posted:i dreamt about elon last night fucken rekt
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Pinterest Mom posted:i dreamt about elon last night drat that must have felt good in the dream. all your worldly anxieties melt away as you don't have to deal with elon musk as your boss anymore
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jesus christ, the other night I had an elon dream that was a combination of twitter, grad school, and cyberpunk 2077 somehow all my fellow grad students and I were now working at Elon's Twitter, but because it's a dystopian future hellscape we also had to learn how to use futuristic grenades and rifles on the job, and we were all walking to a coffee shop on campus but I kept trying to tell them that it's a trap for elon's goons to figure out which grad students are slacking (answer: all of us)
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post hole digger posted:from todays' money stuff, a gentle reminder that 'three stigmata of palmer eldritch' was real and pkd has never, ever missed: drat, right down to the planet
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flow my 🤣, the fleeceman said
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reminder that tumblr is selling two blue checkmarks for $8 and also you can buy it as many times as you want
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if you are dreaming of elon musk I beg you to unbookmark this thread and go outside
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aw frig aw dang it posted:if you are dreaming of elon musk I beg you to unbookmark this thread and go outside
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pseudorandom name posted:reminder that tumblr is selling two blue checkmarks for $8 and also you can buy it as many times as you want oh oh, the pins shipped and mine should be here $6 for two important blue internet checkmarks, $2 shipped
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aw frig aw dang it posted:if you are dreaming of elon musk I beg you to unbookmark this thread and go outside also if elon is your dream boss (nightmare or no) you need a vacation lol
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yall are just jealous and possessive and want boerdad all for yourselves i know it
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The original article is an all-time great among “Man’s Bloodstream enjoys sole hour between caffeine and alcohol” and “Dog experiences best day of his life for 437th consecutive day”.
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i did have a dream that i was a billionaire with a huge blimp that lived on an island that looked like the legion of doom but i think thats larry ellison
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Diva Cupcake posted:https://twitter.com/krangtnelson/status/1605034386868543488?s=61&t=rCIftf_MnLp4-I9ho6yoPQ lol https://twitter.com/Hezbolsonaro/status/1605043057501818881
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Shumagorath posted:The original article is an all-time great among “Man’s Bloodstream enjoys sole hour between caffeine and alcohol” and “Dog experiences best day of his life for 437th consecutive day”. its the razor one right? ur right, i loved that one
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aw frig aw dang it posted:if you are dreaming of elon musk I beg you to unbookmark this thread and go outside
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I have never had a dream about work that i can remember but i still occasionally have dreams that im late for class and cant find the classroom
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Shumagorath posted:The original article is an all-time great among “Man’s Bloodstream enjoys sole hour between caffeine and alcohol” and “Dog experiences best day of his life for 437th consecutive day”. don't forget "woman who shattered five iphone screens expecting baby"
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post hole digger posted:why didnt he just have some engineer game the numbers in the first place. what a moron
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Hes going to recon the poll to only include paid blue checks, or no bot users, or whatever justification he needs to provide cover for his sycophants while doing exactly what he wants to do anyway. tiktok keeps recommending me a video where a musk fluffer in waiting tells elon's story about leaks at tesla second hand. no surprises, elon does go over the leak, does go over sending every employee unique emails to flush out the leaker, but does not mention the vp who forwarded an email to the entire team because the to/cc/bcc was all funny and gave up the game before catching anyone. reconning yet another abject failure into elon-affirming pablum for his fan club.
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Matt Levine posted:Musk owns companies that (1) produce self-driving cars, (2) send rockets into space, (3) make human brain implants and (4) run a website where people make fun of him. If he is having some sort of self-sabotaging meltdown, it is much better for him to spend his time on the making-fun-of-him website than the brain implants or the cars or the rockets. If he messes up the brain implants, people die! If he messes up the website where people make fun of him, they will make fun of him more. If you use Twitter as a source of comedy and a way to get in fights, then it is good for Twitter to be run badly. Rockets don’t work that way.
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