Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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nine-gear crow posted:I am Elon Musk and I most certainly DO post here Get 'im, boys!
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 07:15 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 21:09 |
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Assassins crews: Elon musk's ego
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 07:16 |
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PhazonLink posted:also is there a source of his mars teraform banner pic? it is incredibly stupid. They've greened up Tharsis, which sticks out further into space than the Himalayas, and the north pole region, which makes earth's polar regions look temperate by comparison.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 07:17 |
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elon isn't fat he has a new layer of skin added every day until his feelings stop getting hurt
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 07:26 |
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his skin is thinner than his hair
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 07:28 |
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ya thats why hes adding more
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 07:32 |
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elon's body is rapidly morphing into the "perfect car-crash-resistant body" that made the rounds a few years ago. which is perfect, considering
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 07:35 |
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Elons becoming Ted Cruz. Like in a bad way. He's gained the anti woke trait of having an over arching gut that uses gravity to pull his Nazi eugenics phrenologist agenda forward
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 07:43 |
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Like in a bad way.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:00 |
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:elon's body is rapidly morphing into the "perfect car-crash-resistant body" that made the rounds a few years ago. I think you're right. (Possibly )
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:00 |
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i want to open up elon musk and slurp down that lemon jell-o inside (not a threat fbi)
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:01 |
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elon musk looks like someone hit randomize a whole bunch in oblivion
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:03 |
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Cable Guy posted:Oh... my... god.... that guys badass
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:04 |
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Soon.musk is like Rob Schneider if drawn by Rob Liefeld.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:05 |
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elon musk looks like a stunt double for a sack of potatoes
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:09 |
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ningen looking motherfucker
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:11 |
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You may not like it, but elon is what peak (posting) performance looks like ..NOT
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:11 |
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Glad I didn't stay up for this poo poo. What a nothingburger.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:11 |
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elon musk is the kid from blank check and he spent it all on beef jerky
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:15 |
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It's just astounding what a fickle, thin-skinned moron the guy is. So desperate for attention he leans into trying to suck up to the dumbest bigot motherfuckers around, and then is hurt when even they don't want his embarrassing rear end around.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:18 |
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CAN SOMBODY TELL ME IF I NEED TO SPEND TH E 8 DOLLARS TO MAKE OOLONG CRY ABOUT HIS EXWIVE OR WHATEVER THANKAS
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:22 |
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excuse me but how do you know I’m not elong?
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:27 |
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Bodyshaming Trump and Musk is a direct commentary to the fact that they are both vain as gently caress, and think themselves as something of a sex icon. If YOU, the reader, are fat, fish looking orange dotard, whose hair looks like it belongs to hazardous industrial waste container, then I hope you at least own that look and don't try to gaslight people around you about the fact. If you are a decent human being and don't actively spread poison piss all around you, then your looks are just a misfortunate feature that you don't need to feel bad for or feel called out on when we are talking about a dude who trades horses for puss or brags about sexual assaults.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:28 |
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See: Slavoj Zizek
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:30 |
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I like comparing 'ol Musky with Bezos, they're both evil incarnate billionaires, but Bezos just chills out at his giant ranch, working out with his personal trainer, and watching his cock rocket launches. He's on the BoD for his companies but is essentially retired. His social media team takes care of all his socials. But baby boy Musk can't put his goddamn phone down, and is furiously replying to no name dupshits on the internet and flying to Qatar because he lost literally all his liquid money, instead of living a life of luxury few could imagine.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:33 |
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The Alchemist posted:Bodyshaming Trump and Musk is a direct commentary to the fact that they are both vain as gently caress, and think themselves as something of a sex icon.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:37 |
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Cable Guy posted:Oh... my... god.... Please don't post pictures of me, thank you.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:39 |
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Can't believe Musk isn't abiding by the results of that poll!
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:43 |
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first they made fun of the fatties, and I did not speak out
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:43 |
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Good to see elon "abiding by his polls" which is surely a powerful signal to tesla shareholders that hea going to get back to doing his job soon so they can cancel the lawsuits.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:46 |
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We all knew he wouldn't abide by the results.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:48 |
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For the first time I figured he had a plan. Mainly because of the Saudi meeting, I think. I thought he had an exit and was using this as a (lame) excuse. It's not even that. Lol. He never fails to be even more pathetic than I expected. This is the result I wanted though, keep driving it into the ground musky.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:52 |
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Roblo posted:For the first time I figured he had a plan. Mainly because of the Saudi meeting, I think. I thought he had an exit and was using this as a (lame) excuse. Yeah, there's still hope he kills Twitter entirely before New Year.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:56 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Holy poo poo Dude looking like Baron Harkonen Holy poo poo
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:58 |
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https://twitter.com/POLITICOEurope/status/1604927066650337281
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 08:58 |
https://twitter.com/lolgop/status/1605023275284762625?s=61&t=UOSvwaabbIgqIAk_FvQMuA
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 09:01 |
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Elviscat posted:I like comparing 'ol Musky with Bezos, they're both evil incarnate billionaires, but Bezos just chills out at his giant ranch, working out with his personal trainer, and watching his cock rocket launches. He's on the BoD for his companies but is essentially retired. His social media team takes care of all his socials. also Bezos ain't afraid to travel in his own spaceship
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 09:03 |
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Ratjaculation posted:Can't believe Musk isn't abiding by the results of that poll! the poll did not say that he would step down immediately, so he's not lying, as long as he steps down sometime before Twitter stops existing.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 09:04 |
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you should all feel bad
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 09:08 |
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Robo Reagan posted:you should all feel bad what
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 09:09 |