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Scratch Monkey posted:tell me you learned everything you know about sex by watching internet porn without telling me Currently sitting in the cuck chair while poo poo posting on sa forums
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wesleywillis posted:Currently sitting in the cuck chair while poo poo posting on sa forums I've begun bringing a UV flashlight with me whenever I stay in hotels and based off of what I've seen I would recommend not doing this. Also don't touch the curtains.
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Currently sitting in the poo poo chair while cuck posting on sa forums
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/archaeologyart/status/1604959827805065242?t=vbADvi5MfMiV2pyCLbk5kw&s=19 HGHercules
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LifeSunDeath posted:body strong cock weak grower, not a shower
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I've begun bringing a UV flashlight with me whenever I stay in hotels and based off of what I've seen I would recommend not doing this. Let's be real: all of the surfaces of a hotel room are cum-stained nightmares.
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Dec 20, 2022 02:47
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Hey you guys won’t believe this! I just banged some dude’s wife in a hotel while this loser sat in the cuck chair posting on his phone lmao what a nerd!
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Dick Burglar posted:Let's be real: all of the surfaces of a hotel room are cum-stained nightmares. TBH I mostly bring it because I'm paranoid about bedbugs but I have seen stains in the most amazing places.
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Dec 20, 2022 02:56
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:TBH I mostly bring it because I'm paranoid about bedbugs but I have seen stains in the most amazing places. Whoa that's a good idea. Do you ever find any? I just pull the sheets up and check under the mattress.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Hey you guys won’t believe this! I just banged some dude’s wife in a hotel while this loser sat in the cuck chair posting on his phone lmao what a nerd! It's even worse than that. I'm sitting in the cuck chair poo poo Posting and watching the original star trek. I'm by myself though so nobody is cucking me but me...... And life I guess
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Salami Surgeon posted:Whoa that's a good idea. Do you ever find any? I just pull the sheets up and check under the mattress. I've found bedbugs in hotel rooms before without the UV light. Since their casings, eggs and frass fluoresce it makes it easier to check. I got one of these and it's pretty decent.
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wesleywillis posted:It's even worse than that. I'm sitting in the cuck chair poo poo Posting and watching the original star trek. *sits in house with screaming kid and barking dogs* Haha, yeah, ha that sounds horrible
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I've begun bringing a UV flashlight with me whenever I stay in hotels and based off of what I've seen I would recommend not doing this. I’ve considered doing this but frankly I’ll just go with blind ignorance. Apparently the TV remotes have the worst amount of fecal matter on them.
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Dec 20, 2022 03:35
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Capt.Whorebags posted:I’ve considered doing this but frankly I’ll just go with blind ignorance. *sniffs* actually this remote smells more like jizz
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Crab Dad posted:*sniffs* actually this remote smells more like jizz That's not what mine tastes like.
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Milo and POTUS posted:I keep telling my gf it's ideal but she's having none of it Tell her it's herculean, and then she gets the chance to tell you yeah it's mythic
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Dec 20, 2022 04:39
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`Nemesis posted:
fascists of a feather flock together
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it does like like a train wreck in progress though its interesting looking at the faces of the people around him
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Look, I like a woman with a little experience, ok?
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Dec 20, 2022 13:00
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Someone please explain wtf this is so I don’t have to assume the worst
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what it says on the tin; For Sale, Fleshlight, "like new" e: or it had a flaw and they got it cheaper
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Dec 20, 2022 13:42
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A word more succinct than hemmingway
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the words "second life" have never squicked me out so much. leave pootawn fleshlight plz
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Regardless, it's funny that they packed it into a discreet brown box for shipping and then slapped a giant "thanks for buying a second hand rubber pussy!!!" Sticker over it.
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Dec 20, 2022 14:17
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Congratulations! You've just upcycled a roadside dildo!
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Jestery posted:A word more succinct than hemmingway "Refurb sex toy: clean, possibly used"
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Dec 20, 2022 14:57
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"Nope nope, for sure, nope nope"
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Dec 20, 2022 14:58
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Now this baby was previously owned by an old grandpa who only drove it on Sundays so the milage is great for this price. As an added bonus we'll even wash it out for you for only 20 bucks.
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Dec 20, 2022 14:59
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*Sadly packages up Fleshlight to return* "This hole... this hole was not made for me."
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Altared State posted:https://twitter.com/ExtrFreeBurner/status/1604122261836939265?t=c3WFrN9eROlO8EJ75vTRVw&s=19 I really hope to see a future wave of kids 18+ that start suing the poo poo out of their idiot parents for putting this garbage online while they were underage & couldn't/didn't consent
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/archaeologyart/status/1604959827805065242?t=vbADvi5MfMiV2pyCLbk5kw&s=19 "You know how to draw muscles, right?" "Just like lumps everywhere? Sure."
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LifeSunDeath posted:Congratulations! You've just upcycled a roadside dildo! Pocket pussy. You're thinking of the bad dragon recycling sticker.
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Dec 20, 2022 15:30
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Pocket pussy. Name/post/subject combo level : off the charts.
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steinrokkan posted:Regardless, it's funny that they packed it into a discreet brown box for shipping and then slapped a giant "thanks for buying a second hand rubber pussy!!!" Sticker over it. See, my read was that it was sticker on a sort of return box that Fleshlight sent to someone interested in recycling their device. I’m not about to investigate Fleshlight’s return policy though Stoatbringer posted:"You know how to draw muscles, right?" “Okay, now flex your leg like you’re pushing off something. Great. Now flex it like it’s turning. Good. Now flex it like you’re pointing your toes. Beautiful. Last one, flex like you are scrunching up. Perfect. Now to put all those engaged muscle groups together, truly this is what strength looks like!”
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staberind posted:Name/post/subject combo level : off the charts. I've worked in an adult toy store, too. Dildos and porn, not trains and drones.
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Dec 20, 2022 15:45
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 From the thumbnail it looked like this guy was having a really good scratch of his arse with his right hand, but sadly it's just the way his back muscles are drawn.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Dildos and porn, not trains and drones. Wasn't that the sequel to 'Planes, Trains And Automobiles'?
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