Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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Stoatbringer posted:I will abide by the results of the poll. He was probably expecting just to get an ego boost out of it after getting his feelings hurt a week ago, and have the results prove that the Chappelle performance was all just a bad fluke. But what he got instead was his second big reminder that he is in fact viewed as an enormous rear end in a top hat by tons of people, and this probably has been eating him alive .
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:17 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 14:05 |
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I can't believe known shitposter Leon Musk went back on his promise to quit his job if the internet voted hard enough. He said!
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:20 |
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you want the tweets? you want the tweets?!?!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TWEETS!!
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:21 |
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BigglesSWE posted:I will accept the election results if I win. You're making the very big assumption that Lemon votes, period.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:21 |
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I see people tweet TSLA charts at him, do we think we're going to get a public breakdown where he bans all these accounts and decides to justify it in a tweet?
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:21 |
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Hobo Clown posted:I can't believe known shitposter Leon Musk went back on his promise to quit his job if the internet voted hard enough. He said! What kills me is that he *himself* made the poll, promised publicly to stand by it, and then very publicly didn’t. It’s like he’s taped a rake to his shoe at tho point.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:23 |
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"PAY ATTENTION TO THIS GOD drat IT!" https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605219914813673473?s=20&t=PrcFVvqAcjkgHX6puPK7ng
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:24 |
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This is a fall from grace comparable to GOT in the hivemind Epic
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:25 |
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BUT HUNTER BIDEN!!!11 no one gives a poo poo, everyone knew this in 2020, we're not going to care now.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:26 |
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E the Shaggy posted:"PAY ATTENTION TO THIS GOD drat IT!" like I'm reading that poo poo
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:27 |
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E the Shaggy posted:"PAY ATTENTION TO THIS GOD drat IT!" There was another one yesterday? Hahaha, oh my God, that went under everyone's radar. Musk wants so badly to be seen as a hero for exposing "THE TRUTH" and instead most of us are just laughing at him justifiably as he makes fuckup after fuckup.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:28 |
BigglesSWE posted:I have to say, the fact that Elon sulked for hours after the poll HE HIMSELF FORMULATED AND POSTED finished with a result he didn’t like, only for him to furiously ignoring the implications of it while stating that actually now polls will only be legit for those with subscriptions….good heavens what a tool Well that's what he gets for being an apartheid baby raised on Rand-esque bullshit. Like someone else said, we've seen someone else do this "well the polls were rigged" bullshit. And funnily enough, that same big wet boy also didn't like having to defer to expertise.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:29 |
E the Shaggy posted:"PAY ATTENTION TO THIS GOD drat IT!" Why does the ex-CEO of Twitter still have access to private information? Interesting
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:29 |
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Man the future documentaries of this trainwreck are gonna be lit.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:29 |
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E the Shaggy posted:"PAY ATTENTION TO THIS GOD drat IT!" Did they get some other rear end in a top hat to do these twitter files posts because the last one pissed Musk off?
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:30 |
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E the Shaggy posted:I love the fact that one of the creators of Rick And Morty was revealed in the texts to Musk being like "YEAH ELON BUY TWITTER OWN THE LIBZ!" and then when he did, Elmo stopped following him because Musk realized how bad he hosed up. I bet he's secretly blaming folks like Justin Roiland and Joe Rogan for "pushing him into this". Rick and Morty is a terrible show run by terrible people with a pretty terrible fanbase, no wonder it's a hit
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:30 |
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E the Shaggy posted:I love the fact that one of the creators of Rick And Morty was revealed in the texts to Musk being like "YEAH ELON BUY TWITTER OWN THE LIBZ!" and then when he did, Elmo stopped following him because Musk realized how bad he hosed up. I bet he's secretly blaming folks like Justin Roiland and Joe Rogan for "pushing him into this". Haha what in the world
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:31 |
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kw0134 posted:BUT HUNTER BIDEN!!!11 Its not even that: Bringing up Hunter Biden and then ignoring that there was much, much worse corruption in the White House at the same time that was news by the very people Musk courts right now is irony.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:32 |
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A reminder that Elon Musk has a US government security clearance and is CEO of a company that contracts with the DoD.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:33 |
Slotducks posted:He's profoundly stupid and equally as pathetic. This guy I know and have to talk to at length on a regular basis has an insidious tendency to thread little ~oPiNiOnS~ into his monologues on whatever subject, and then just skip on to the next point so there's no time to get a word in edgewise or call him on it. But lately he's been doing this all the time with Elon. Subject: opsec/not publishing your home address "Yeah ultimately you want to be able to get packages delivered at your house; that's just way easier, and there's no real downside. The only reason I still have that UPS Store mailbox is to get big packages or valuable things that I want to be sure someone is there to sign for; you don't want someone just leaving that by your front door or in the rain or whatever. But you still don't want to just be broadcasting your address to anyone who wants to dig for it. Domain names have your address on them, that sort of thing. Some crazy person can look you up from a whois and then you have to wonder whether they'll show up at your door. And that's why it's important for people not to be able to track the plane you're on. Anyway I'd say let's go ahead and cancel that one mailbox we have, and get the cars registered at address A —" Just loving maddening
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:33 |
BigglesSWE posted:Man the future documentaries of this trainwreck are gonna be lit. Well Spitting Image are gonna have to update the song when it gets to the $8 Mini Apartheid part of this shitshow https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x64bid6
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:34 |
Yep. I'm back on my pet theory. A Saudi prince held a gun to his head (literal or not, take your pick) and told him they want ROI on the Hunter hack-and-dump and he's scrambling to deliver. Musk is a dumb shithead, but there are bad actors at play with actual plans in motion. I do enjoy the proclamation that there were payments and then there's no evidence of payments.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:34 |
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Withnail posted:A reminder that Elon Musk has a US government security clearance and is CEO of a company that contracts with the DoD. And there's a pretty good chance that all this going down is going to have effects on that, Musk might well gently caress up SpaceX's ability to handle DoD contracts out of all of this.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:36 |
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ruddiger posted:Haha what in the world A bit more context: quote:A lot of big names have been coming out of the chats that went viral. When Musk announced his interest in Twitter and eventually acquired a share, he got plenty of messages from business tycoons and many other famous personalities. Some of the names include Jack Dorsey (founder of Twitter), Larry Ellison (Founder of Oracle), Mathias Döpfner (CEO of Axel Springer), and several others. I love that last sentence there, yeah Musk sure hasn't been making any adjustments since he took over
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:36 |
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I think they haven’t realized Benghazi and her emails worked because it was Hilary Clinton, not the other way around. They even tried to nail Obama with Benghazi originally and it didn’t work
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:38 |
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https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1604990858042159104 Rugg pull
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:40 |
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It’s crazy how Justin Roiland immediately went from a weirdo bedroom animator to a sellout capitalist the moment he got big.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:41 |
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Musk really is the new Trump, right down to us being inundated with Discourse from every breath he takes.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:42 |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:the contract to buy Twitter is gonna be studied for decades because iirc it was the most insanely seller friendly contract anyone has seen in a very long time It’s not really that uncommon to see a specific performance clause in a purchase agreement. It’s just that, you know, in a multi-billion dollar LBO, generally the buyers don’t put the bid together in a narcissistic drug-fueled haze and they actually intend to close on the thing.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:44 |
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every tweet you make every doge you stake every hunter pic every massive dick i'll be 🤣ing you
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:47 |
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Lol his bitch-rear end really is just gonna try and no sell that poll.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:48 |
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boom! epic sauce
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:48 |
Decon posted:Yep. I'm back on my pet theory. A Saudi prince held a gun to his head (literal or not, take your pick) and told him they want ROI on the Hunter hack-and-dump and he's scrambling to deliver. Not everything is a conspiracy Sometimes people are just major dumbasses who go on insane drug binges and buy major social media platforms without any guardrails It's much more likely he's just an alt-right racist who now owns a major platform. Usually the simplest explanation is the right one
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:49 |
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MJeff posted:Lol his bitch-rear end really is just gonna try and no sell that poll. He's using the same strategy as his parenting: ignore it until it goes away
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:50 |
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That didn't happen. And if it did, it was all bots. And if it wasn't bots, it was the FBI coming after me. And if it wasn't the FBI, I didn't mean it And if I did, I was just playing puppetmaster.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:52 |
Seth Pecksniff posted:Not everything is a conspiracy Not everything is a conspiracy and I don't mean to sound like I'm discounting the entirely real possibility that it is nothing more than a giant pissbaby being a giant pissbaby.... but when Russian and Saudi money backs an objectively bad purchase financially? It makes things stink badly of ulterior motives. Also, multiple things can be true at once. An unimpeded Adderall (or other amphetamine) binge isn't mutually exclusive with "we're keeping you out of financial ruin so you can X, Y, and Z for us".
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:53 |
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IBroughttheFunk posted:He was probably expecting just to get an ego boost out of it after getting his feelings hurt a week ago, and have the results prove that the Chappelle performance was all just a bad fluke. But what he got instead was his second big reminder that he is in fact viewed as an enormous rear end in a top hat by tons of people, and this probably has been eating him alive . He totally saw that poll a follower did (whose posts would only be seen by the Musk-sycophantosphere) that was way in his favor, and assumed that he could just do the same thing on a larger scale with the same results. And now he's backpedaling in the most bitchmade way possible.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:53 |
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Decon posted:Not everything is a conspiracy and I don't mean to sound like I'm discounting the entirely real possibility that it is nothing more than a giant pissbaby being a giant pissbaby.... but when Russian and Saudi money backs an objectively bad purchase financially? It makes things stink badly of ulterior motives. Proof of a conspiracy would be helpful, until such drops its better to believe its just coincidence.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:55 |
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Twitter is a small part of his fortune, even with the tens of billions he's put into it. If Twitter dies he's still a massively wealthy person, until Tesla itself falls off the cliff like it should (and we're talking about sub $50s) he's got more resources than many governments.
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How do people still think this man is anything but an absolute joke
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