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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

BOOTY-ADE posted:

I really hope to see a future wave of kids 18+ that start suing the poo poo out of their idiot parents for putting this garbage online while they were underage & couldn't/didn't consent

I legit have a calendar reminder set for March 11, 2023, the day Baby Sepiroth comes of age.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Dec 20, 2022

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Stoatbringer posted:

Wasn't that the sequel to 'Planes, Trains And Automobiles'?

No that was "Throw Mama On The Train."

A classic 80s gangbang starring Anne Ramsey.



E: /\ that kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-inprOHiXlQ

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Dec 20, 2022

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1605221855832539138

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

  • Absurd musculature? ✅
  • Poorly drawn feet? ✅
  • No grasp of human anatomy? ✅
  • Pouches everywhere? ✖️

So close to being an authentic Liefeld.

Clavavisage
Nov 12, 2011

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I legit have a calendar reminder set for March 11, 2023, the day Baby Sepiroth comes of age.

🤔

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Stoatbringer posted:

"You know how to draw muscles, right?"
"Just like lumps everywhere? Sure."

No poo poo. Herc's got six pack knees!

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Still somehow more realistically proportioned than the Hercules from the Rise of the Argonauts game.



MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Whole new meaning to "barrel chested"!

Vakal
May 11, 2008

MrUnderbridge posted:

Whole new meaning to "barrel chested"!

There's muscular and then there's CWOA muscular.

CWOA of course standing for 'cannot wipe own rear end'

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Vakal posted:

CWOA of course standing for 'cannot wipe own rear end'

You gonna tell a guy like that he has a doodoo rear end?

A farting mink
Nov 6, 2022

by Pragmatica

Blue Moonlight posted:

  • Absurd musculature? ✅
  • Poorly drawn feet? ✅
  • No grasp of human anatomy? ✅
  • Pouches everywhere? ✖️

So close to being an authentic Liefeld.

As if Liefeld would ever draw a naked super hero without a massive schlong.

https://i.imgur.com/qc4Ynx2.mp4

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Vakal posted:

Still somehow more realistically proportioned than the Hercules from the Rise of the Argonauts game.





How do you make a dude's torso a sphere and still give him small pecs? Dude is like 70% abdomen.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Vakal posted:

Still somehow more realistically proportioned than the Hercules from the Rise of the Argonauts game.




davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Mono80/status/1605221301890826242?t=pKCp_h9THccfWpDhQQ4qsw&s=19

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

BOOTY-ADE posted:

I really hope to see a future wave of kids 18+ that start suing the poo poo out of their idiot parents for putting this garbage online while they were underage & couldn't/didn't consent

Could you imagine a world where lovely parenting was remotely punishable let a line a crime?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
You can whisper your secrets to Aunt Goldie and sometimes…she whispers back

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
did security get called for a man allegedly getting hosed by a squash

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Follow-up question: Was security called on the squash or the guy?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Etoniichuan
Oct 27, 2005

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I legit have a calendar reminder set for March 11, 2023, the day Baby Sepiroth comes of age.



Why it Kitsap county the epicenter of the cursed? You would think Pierce county would be a more likely candidate.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP



Mmmmmmmm soo loamy!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So I'm guessing that the implied meaning isn't 'garbage soda' but 'actual dirt flavour'
They should make a linoleum flooring and vomit flavoured soda, we're living in cities nowadays.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

By popular demand posted:

So I'm guessing that the implied meaning isn't 'garbage soda' but 'actual dirt flavour'
They should make a linoleum flooring and vomit flavoured soda, we're living in cities nowadays.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Liquid Chicken posted:




Mmmmmmmm soo loamy!

This really isn't that far off from root beer.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...





Ordering this for next time someone tells me to touch grass but I'm feeling lazy

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Captain Hygiene posted:



Ordering this for next time someone tells me to touch grass but I'm feeling lazy

You can just smoke weed.

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

Liquid Chicken posted:




Mmmmmmmm soo loamy!

I actually liked the Bertie Botts dirt flavor bean. It was almost that earthy smell after a rain. I doubt this is like that.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Liquid Chicken posted:




Mmmmmmmm soo loamy!

"Dad, are we poor?"

"Shut up and drink your dirt breakfast."

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Waffle! posted:

"Shut up and drink your dirt breakfast."

Dirt breakfast? Luxury!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Captain Hygiene posted:



Ordering this for next time someone tells me to touch grass but I'm feeling lazy
Hank Hill's fave.

A farting mink posted:

As if Liefeld would ever draw a naked super hero without a massive schlong.

https://i.imgur.com/qc4Ynx2.mp4

Whoever made this should have bought like 5 tubes of lube.

Unless it was Kirk Johnson.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Liquid Chicken posted:




Mmmmmmmm soo loamy!

It's just called Coca Cola here

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Captain Hygiene posted:



Ordering this for next time someone tells me to touch grass but I'm feeling lazy

Remove the green dye and you could change the label to 'cum-scented chlorophyll soda.'

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Broke: 6 pack abs
Woke: 6 pack pecs

BOOTY-ADE posted:

I really hope to see a future wave of kids 18+ that start suing the poo poo out of their idiot parents for putting this garbage online while they were underage & couldn't/didn't consent

At least in the states you're not a real person until you turn 18, so parent's don't need consent :smith:

Stoatbringer posted:



From the thumbnail it looked like this guy was having a really good scratch of his arse with his right hand, but sadly it's just the way his back muscles are drawn.

Yeah now it just looks like he's... oh... oooohhhhhhhhhhh :wink:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
"Mushrooms gorwing off an old stuffed koala bear"


Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
That old cumsock just wasn't cursed enough for you, was it :argh:

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Isn't mushroom-sprouting-jizz-koalas how the plague in The Last Of Us started?

busalover
Sep 12, 2020

Scratch Monkey posted:

"Mushrooms gorwing off an old stuffed koala bear"




lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I legit have a calendar reminder set for March 11, 2023, the day Baby Sepiroth comes of age.



I really miss the aliased 10px Verdana of the old web. Now text is too fancy.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

lobsterminator posted:

I really miss the aliased 10px Verdana of the old web. Now text is too fancy.

When you kern your own font with silver phosphate then you can complain. :colbert:

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/AEFQcxw.mp4

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