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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

TV Zombie posted:

I am curious as to what food the shrimps are being skewered on.

Per the poster, a styrofoam cone with lettuce hot glued to it.

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
poo poo on a shingle shovel.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Per the poster, a styrofoam cone with lettuce hot glued to it.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Per the poster, a styrofoam cone with lettuce hot glued to it.

Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: A Styrofoam Cone With Lettuce Hot Glued To It

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Anti Food Porn/Horrible Food: A Styrofoam Cone With Lettuce Hot Glued To It

I mean, that’s good, but Anti-Food Porn/Horrible Food: Dung-Smoked Lamb? Poo Poo Platter! is :discourse:

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Per the poster, a styrofoam cone with lettuce hot glued to it.

WTF hot glue will melt foam and probably do horrible things to the lettuce. Use Tacky Glue or Elmer's or something that isn't hot. I don't want melted foam outgassing onto my shrimp.

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Desert Bus posted:

WTF hot glue will melt foam and probably do horrible things to the lettuce. Use Tacky Glue or Elmer's or something that isn't hot. I don't want melted foam outgassing onto my shrimp.

Foam smoked small pastries sound fine to me

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Roundup Ready posted:

Foam smoked small pastries sound fine to me

Stop you'll give Grant Achatz ideas.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

I really don't like those sausages? ribbed meat cylinders?

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Non Compos Mentis posted:

I really don't like those sausages? ribbed meat cylinders?

They just look like hot dogs cut in half before cooking to me.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



They're just regular old Vienna Sausages, the Spam of the hotdog world

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

LifeSunDeath posted:






they are all a nightmare lol.

Trip report nobody asked for:
So none of these are in candy cane form because this was a while ago, but I did try some of these for shits and giggles.


Pho candy: Tastier than you'd expect, but overstays its welcome thanks to the hard candy format.

Dill mints: Mostly chalky with a hint of dill. If you loving love dill, this is the candy for you. I wouldn't trust the non-mints since I suspect they'd be sweeter.

Mac and cheese: Imagine the powder in the kraft boxes, except sweeter. And as a hard candy. It's that. It's somehow so artificial it crosses over into being acceptable.

Fried chicken: Don't. It's hard to describe - the best I could come up with is excessively-sweet gravy.

Cupcake mints: These are cheating, but yes, they just taste like sugar. Good color scheme. :justtrans:

As surprisingly-not-terrible as most of them were, the only ones I actually ate more than one of were the mac and cheese & the cupcake ones.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Captain Hygiene posted:

They're just regular old Vienna Sausages, the Spam of the hotdog world
Yeah those ribs are from the can. The sausages next to the metal get ribs, but then the middle one is smooth like a shark.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




FreudianSlippers posted:

We didn't really learn how to cook food until like 2003.

And then you learned it wrong.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://v.redd.it/jp76cengxv6a1/DASH_720.mp4

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱


That's terrifying

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Been a while since I've seen Ol' Sparky in action. Wonder what those dogs did to deserve such a fate

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Lol I think my folks had one of these. Or at least I used one as a kid ... once.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
An unholy cross between a battery charger and an anti-masturbation cage.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Between wildly unsafe appliances and godawful midcentury culinary creations, this thread has convinced me it's amazing society made it past the 70's.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

"What actually transpires beneath the veil of a Presto Hot Dogger? Decent people shouldn't think too much about that."

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Incidentally, that's kinda how panko is made.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014


/files into the 'videos for replying to unsolicited dick pics' folder

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I would be too tempted to set up a small hot dog court to try them for hot dog crimes before sentencing them to hot dog death by hot dog electrocution.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://v.redd.it/y5p212jf137a1/DASH_720.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Wanna eat me some cornthulhu tentacles

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Captain Hygiene posted:

Wanna eat me some cornthulhu tentacles

:same:

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

U act like i wouldnt eat spaghetti os jello. I would

Poopelyse
Jan 22, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
none burger, left wrapper

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605268924450349094?t=jlC_5oDmzTbYoFYsXiwnQQ&s=19

Tunicate
May 15, 2012




Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605274314797883400

:stare:

I always wondered what would happen when I saw that level of customization in delivery apps

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Definitely the best case scenario for his gut.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




dog nougat posted:

Who's down for soggy fries and cold hotdogs for dinner?



Okay it's terrible in almost every way, but $2.99? That's a good value.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Facebook Aunt posted:

Okay it's terrible in almost every way, but $2.99? That's a good value.

Why is the ghost of my dad posting here

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1605274314797883400

:stare:

I always wondered what would happen when I saw that level of customization in delivery apps

but the wrapper contains $1.89 of pure conceptual value, which reasonably if you huff the air quickly enough after opening it, you could ingest, becoming ineffably more worthy.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Grand Fromage posted:

Why is the ghost of my dad posting here

PYF is the most ghost friendly subforum. Your dad definitely isn't cool enough to post in FYAD.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

That’s a human leg isn’t it

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
those are Tory voters.

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
I did a similar thing to the nothing burger but it was McChicken with just mayonnaise. They did it. Glop of mayo in a wrapper.

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