Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
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That episode of Futurama where Fry is trying to give a speech and the stock ticker keeps plummeting but its Elon alternatively Darkest Dungeon with Elon getting 100 stress and gaining an ABUSIVE affliction smoobles posted:Why is Tesla crashing? Did it see a school? Poor Tesla, saw a horse on the road and died
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:02 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 23:06 |
Frank Frank posted:Stanford Universty! Explain yourself to this petulant manbaby billionaire RIGHT NOW! Has there been any responses to this sort poo poo of them just laying out the facts and why they said what they did to shut him the gently caress up?
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:03 |
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I mean at this point, if people think there is going to be a margin call, and people think other people with Tesla stock think there is going to be a margin call, isn't the best option to just try and get out as quick as you can anyway, as either way there's going to be a big rush to sell?
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:03 |
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Sydney Bottocks posted:My favorite riff from the MST3K of that is when Dr. Z is looking at his insane serial killer chart/board/whatever, and Tom Servo goes "I really need to simplify my masturbation ritual." I was always a fan of the moment where the awful sheriff is calling the black scientist BOY and Crow sings "I'm glad I'm not in Dixie! Hooray! Hooray!"
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:06 |
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Stanford! I demand to know why you made American a cuss word according to this right winger's dishonest spin I just glanced at! STANFORD? ANSWER ME! I AM LEOM NUSK! YOU MUST RESPECT ME!
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:06 |
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Stanford, I showed you my underfluffies, pls respond
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:14 |
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dr_rat posted:I mean at this point, if people think there is going to be a margin call, and people think other people with Tesla stock think there is going to be a margin call, isn't the best option to just try and get out as quick as you can anyway, as either way there's going to be a big rush to sell?
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:14 |
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I don’t know what they hell elno is wearing in his hilariously inaccurate profile picture, but it reminds me of a pair of Spider-Man pajamas I had when I was five. I imagine he’s crammed into a pair several sizes too small too, rear end-flap open, waiting for mom to come button it up.
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:16 |
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Almost Smart posted:I don’t know what they hell elno is wearing in his hilariously inaccurate profile picture, but it reminds me of a pair of Spider-Man pajamas I had when I was five. I imagine he’s crammed into a pair several sizes too small too, rear end-flap open, waiting for mom to come button it up. It's a Halloween costume but his mom 100% helped him put it on
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:17 |
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Vox populi, schmox populi
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:17 |
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Elon would have been a great developer for Space Station 13
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:24 |
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Polio Vax Scene posted:That episode of Futurama where Fry is trying to give a speech and the stock ticker keeps plummeting but its Elon
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:24 |
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Outrail posted:Elon would have been a great developer for Space Station 13 His company already got the AI role spot-on
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:26 |
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Ghostlight posted:no surprises - the guide recommends against using "American" to mean a US citizen because it is implicitly biased against the other 41 countries in America. Don't most of those 41 other countries refer to US citizens as American?
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:27 |
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this is it guys. i can feel it. trump was just a warm up. THIS is the populist movement that's gonna change the world!
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:31 |
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kazil posted:Don't most of those 41 other countries refer to US citizens as American? I don't think so. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demonyms_for_the_United_States#International_use
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:32 |
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kazil posted:Don't most of those 41 other countries refer to US citizens as American? https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/norteamericano
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:32 |
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confused posted:Or, you know, someone who has been building engineering teams in SV startups for the last 25 years who might know more about it than someone who says, "LOL! Elon isn't a real engineer!" No you didn't. quote:I could spend a good hour telling you how bad leader, manager and human being Elon Musk is based on stories of people who worked directly for him, but I could never claim he was a bad engineer. No you can't. I wonder if the hardcore coders have been allowed to sleep yet. I assume they're all pulling massive hours trying to get the 'only blue can vote' edict working.
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:36 |
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/rear end in a top hat
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:37 |
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kazil posted:Don't most of those 41 other countries refer to US citizens as American? Sounds like it's a catch all rule to stop stuff like some stupid fuckwad going up to a Hawaiian Samoan or a indigenous Alaskan and going "you are an American really" and then being shocked when they get punched out.
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:37 |
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Dr. Video Games 0031 posted:My money market account's APY is 3.25%. If your current savings account is only giving you 0.1% then you need to find a new bank. I just checked and it’s actually 0.07%. USAA has really turned to poo poo over the last few years.
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:39 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I don't think so. When I lived in Mexico it was always Americano/a but that was a while ago learnincurve posted:Sounds like it's a catch all rule to stop stuff like some stupid fuckwad going up to a Hawaiian Samoan or a indigenous Alaskan and going "you are an American really" and then being shocked when they get punched out. Makes sense. I know it's 100% more nuanced than a NY Post headline though
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:40 |
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Yeah, my Marcus online savings account, which I pay nothing for and took 5 minutes to get, has an APY rate of 3% right now. Everyone should be using online savings instead of getting five hundreth of a percent.
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:40 |
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BlackIronHeart posted:Yeah, my Marcus online savings account, which I pay nothing for and took 5 minutes to get, has an APY rate of 3% right now. Everyone should be using online savings instead of getting five hundreth of a percent. once I get my severance in March, I'm gonna put some stuff aside for a cushion and some car repairs and stuff, and then throw a whole bunch in a money market
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:42 |
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BlackIronHeart posted:Yeah, my Marcus online savings account, which I pay nothing for and took 5 minutes to get, has an APY rate of 3% right now. Everyone should be using online savings instead of getting five hundreth of a percent. USAA is online savings lol support are troops
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:42 |
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Are you saying I'm an rear end in a top hat or just linking another common term?
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:42 |
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I can't find the post now but a few pages back, there was some NBC(?) Twitter post that basically said Musk was looking for a new CEO for Twitter and had been for some time now even before his poll. This was great for Musk because it was completely unprompted and exactly what his investors would want to hear. ALL HE HAD TO DO was shut the gently caress up and let people maybe thing that was true for a while but nope, he had to respond with his dumb laugh/cry emoji. Great job, Elon. Fantastic.
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:47 |
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Frank Frank posted:I can't find the post now but a few pages back, there was some NBC(?) Twitter post that basically said Musk was looking for a new CEO for Twitter and had been for some time now even before his poll. This was great for Musk because it was completely unprompted and exactly what his investors would want to hear. ALL HE HAD TO DO was shut the gently caress up and let people maybe thing that was true for a while but nope, he had to respond with his dumb laugh/cry emoji. Great job, Elon. Fantastic. 🤣🤣🤣
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:49 |
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surc posted:Are you saying I'm an rear end in a top hat or just linking another common term? The latter
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:49 |
Luv too keep my money in an account whose APY is less than cost-of-living inflation
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:49 |
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tbh the only thing I keep in savings is an emergency fund but it looks like I’m still getting ripped off
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:49 |
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https://twitter.com/firstadopter/status/1605263222579384320?s=20&t=eZ6up7ch4NDqr1sYap4_sQ
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:52 |
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Data Graham posted:Luv too keep my money in an account whose APY is less than cost-of-living inflation Lol my whole entire adult life I've never heard of an above inflation savings account for anything less than rich people until like the past 6 months
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:53 |
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/firstadopter/status/1605263222579384320?s=20&t=eZ6up7ch4NDqr1sYap4_sQ Interesting
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:55 |
E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/firstadopter/status/1605263222579384320?s=20&t=eZ6up7ch4NDqr1sYap4_sQ Someone help me my company is dying
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:55 |
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learnincurve posted:https://twitter.com/Popehat changed name to donehat and deleted all his tweets, only you can see how broken twitter is from what is refusing to delete. If you want to read his takes still, he is on Mastodon
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:57 |
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I'm hesitant to click it or link it. so as not to ruin my algorithim, but there is a stream on the front page of youtube with elon saying he is resigning as CEO of twitter. May just be him joking, or lying. Funny either way.
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:58 |
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big black turnout posted:Lol my whole entire adult life I've never heard of an above inflation savings account for anything less than rich people until like the past 6 months You can buy inflation proof bonds from the government. Only $10k per year but its something.
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:58 |
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egg_dog posted:
...What's word I'm looking for?
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# ? May 29, 2024 23:06 |
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https://twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz/status/1605341207109939201?s=20&t=1fPg-HU8KdIuskdZp_JhGw Boy Wonder quits with nothing accomplished, who coulda saw that coming
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