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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Wendigee posted:

its a ball of ground up oily fish like sardines, maybe some fillers like breadcrumbs, that's been formed into a ball and browned or looks like this one was steamed, and then inserted into the middle of your pizza...

i think?

im pretty sure its the fishbolle is disgusting to most of the planet
I imagine it's just the nordic version of a fish stick sans breading

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Stop cumming in my wool sweater! :mad:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

titty_baby_ posted:

I imagine it's just the nordic version of a fish stick sans breading
fish sticks are white fish with little oil... they don't taste that fishy, but still do...

This is an oily fish ground into a paste then boiled into a ball and inserted, dripping fish oil, into your pizza...

what are we even arguing about?

you ever eat sardines?

gimme yer address ill send the nordic fish pizza to you directly

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Wendigee posted:

they cut the pizza then sprinkled "potato fries" or whatever you call potato chips turned into little sticks, covering the cut... brazil loves potato sticks

We call them potato sticks

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Wendigee posted:

fish sticks are white fish with little oil... they don't taste that fishy, but still do...

This is an oily fish ground into a paste then boiled into a ball and inserted, dripping fish oil, into your pizza...

what are we even arguing about?

you ever eat sardines?

gimme yer address ill send the nordic fish pizza to you directly

Yeah no I'd eat that too for real

A farting mink
Nov 6, 2022

by Pragmatica

That slugzza kinda looks good. No way would I taste it, but it looks good.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




It looks vile.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rn2fgl6iUE1qhzw8j.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rn337k2sFj1r0uzl6.mp4

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER



Reported for pizza violence

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

each of the pastries must be imprisoned :cop:


You can't fool me that is a waffle.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

The guy should've known better than to open the pizza on the street like that, but also that's just the worst designed box I've ever seen.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It all looked like cold congealed stuff anyway, it was probably for the best.

A farting mink
Nov 6, 2022

by Pragmatica

SlothfulCobra posted:

The guy should've known better than to open the pizza on the street like that, but also that's just the worst designed box I've ever seen.

It's shaped like that so the guy can hand out free slices of pizza and it's supposed to look cool. The chain gets free promo on the Internet and the rats get pizza so it's all good.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Toxic Mental posted:

"Aard Varkman's pizzas are making me dizzy"



lmao

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

A farting mink posted:

It's shaped like that so the guy can hand out free slices of pizza and it's supposed to look cool. The chain gets free promo on the Internet and the rats get pizza so it's all good.

Lol but how is it any easier to hand out slices with a giant rear end unwieldy box like that? You need two hands to support the box, it's loving terribly designed

itry
Aug 23, 2019





Looks like a microwave pizza. "curiousity and horror" :lol:

A farting mink
Nov 6, 2022

by Pragmatica
Looks like some lovely pizza but an easy gig.

https://imgur.com/5DhMQXr

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Italians invented the drat thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7_lxiU8eLM

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Wanna introduce that guy to Mama Celeste and show him what true horror is

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

free hubcaps posted:

Lol but how is it any easier to hand out slices with a giant rear end unwieldy box like that? You need two hands to support the box, it's loving terribly designed
Yeah honestly the box is at fault, if it can't support itself when opened it's worthless. I'm angry at the pizza box on the internet

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A good post from the meme thread:

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

A good post from the meme thread:
Mestre of Dragons

Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008


College Slice

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

A good post from the meme thread:
Scripts from the last two seasons are fueling the oven.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Sashimi posted:

Scripts from the last two seasons are fueling the oven.

:golfclap:

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Gunna post a pizza I just got tonight. :350:

I said to my Pizza guy. "I need a pic for the internet. Open the box up."

"Full Moon" - Tomato base, cheese, seafood mix, fresh local prawns, selected spices, fresh calamari, & garlic.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Blow posted:

Gunna post a pizza I just got tonight. :350:

I said to my Pizza guy. "I need a pic for the internet. Open the box up."

"Full Moon" - Tomato base, cheese, seafood mix, fresh local prawns, selected spices, fresh calamari, & garlic.



Wrong thread.

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Right thread, just cause of the toppings. There's a thing as too much

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


needs more tofu and chia seeds

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Very suspicious that "seafood mix" doesn't include prawns or calamari

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010

ephex posted:

Wrong thread.
nope seafood pizza can be great but that looks loving rank


Blow posted:

Gunna post a pizza I just got tonight. :350:

I said to my Pizza guy. "I need a pic for the internet. Open the box up."

"Full Moon" - Tomato base, cheese, seafood mix, fresh local prawns, selected spices, fresh calamari, & garlic.



I prefer my pizza with unselected spices

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Blow posted:

Gunna post a pizza I just got tonight. :350:

I said to my Pizza guy. "I need a pic for the internet. Open the box up."

"Full Moon" - Tomato base, cheese, seafood mix, fresh local prawns, selected spices, fresh calamari, & garlic.



Hope you gave that cow a tip.

Soul Dentist posted:

Very suspicious that "seafood mix" doesn't include prawns or calamari

:hmmyes:

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Blow posted:

Gunna post a pizza I just got tonight. :350:

I said to my Pizza guy. "I need a pic for the internet. Open the box up."

"Full Moon" - Tomato base, cheese, seafood mix, fresh local prawns, selected spices, fresh calamari, & garlic.



needs a tartar base

tomato...why

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Philthy posted:

needs a tartar base

tomato...why

A cioppino style red sauce could work maybe? Tomato, fish stock, garlic, lemon, chili flakes? I'm just not so sure about a bunch of mozz on seafood

A farting mink
Nov 6, 2022

by Pragmatica
This is a type of pizza, right? A calzone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Seq9q2Gqljw

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/CursedPizzas/status/1605827330588409856

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

yeah I'll have the usual, light onions and extra wallpaper paste.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

The hell is this, herring in cream sauce pizza?

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blow posted:

Gunna post a pizza I just got tonight. :350:

I said to my Pizza guy. "I need a pic for the internet. Open the box up."

Why can't you open the pizza box yourself? I hope you left an extra big tip :colbert:

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