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Imagine buying the forums to become the king of posting, only to get told by everyone to log off. Imagine hopping on stage after a world famous stand-up comic, only to get a wall of boos so hard you can't say but three words and you mess up two of them Imagine thinking you are so important that you have a stalker, only for him to go "literally who are you? Just pay for the dent you caused on my car, pal"
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Is Stephen King a good author?
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Dec 21, 2022 09:25
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Is Stephen King a good author? He's an author
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Dec 21, 2022 09:27
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stephen king is one of the authors of all time
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Dec 21, 2022 09:29
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cr0y posted:Oddly enough this just came across my reddit scrolling. That's just one part of the batshit in Apartheid. South Africa never went for the "one drop" rule of whiteness that was common for American racists. Because most South Africans, even the light-skinned ones would not pass the "one drop" rule. Instead, they went for something far more arbitrary, and they put the arbitrary nature of racism into law. The rule was quote:“white person” means a person who in appearance obviously is, or who is generally accepted as a white person, but does not include a person who, although in appearance obviously a white person, is generally accepted as a coloured person. and to make it even more obvious how arbitrary it was, the tests the government could never ever use to determine white VS coloured were blood tests and DNA tests. Sticking pencils into people's hair, and looking at the half moon shapes at the base of fingernails was officially approved but DNA and blood tests were not.
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Dec 21, 2022 09:33
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the good thing with the end of cheap easy money/venture capital, things like twitter are basically dead. Elon bought the play ground and can do what he wants but he isnt gonna be pumping billions into the company nor is he smart enough to find a way to turn a profit. The best part is there will be no new twitter to take its place. because again the sheer amount of time and capital it took to build is alot more expensive.
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Dec 21, 2022 09:35
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Is Stephen King a good author? He's wrote a lot of books, some are good.
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Dec 21, 2022 09:37
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Is Stephen King a good author? He is a very persistent and hard working author. He is just constantly writing and occasionally the things he writes are really good, but the hit rate is not great and for every shawshank there are 10 weird books where random objects just start killing people and thats the whole book.
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Dec 21, 2022 09:38
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PinheadSlim posted:for every shawshank there are 10 weird books where random objects just start killing people and thats the whole book. Pls don't Maximum Overdriveshame
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Dec 21, 2022 09:40
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PinheadSlim posted:...there are 10 weird books where random objects just start killing people and thats the whole book. These are his best books.
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Dec 21, 2022 09:42
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dr_rat posted:These are his best books. hell yea they are https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU4vR2uuVbM&t=36s
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Dec 21, 2022 09:49
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Ignis posted:https://twitter.com/alexeheath/status/1605449103709569025?t=qGT6_VWIFqRvnGpKO5OCHQ&s=19 5? That's it?
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Dec 21, 2022 09:58
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let me tell you a little something about love,
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Probe all George Hotz stan posters from earlier in the thread Yes 85% No 25%
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Elon is still bringing back nobodies like Naomi Wolf as a source of joy to the platform So glad he let her back on https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1605321053038936065?s=46&t=H5cAUbKKTBKdye3ROI9DPw
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Dec 21, 2022 10:23
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Scorchy posted:5? That's it? On top of the client coding to learn, don't forget. I bet that would've been a real fun wakeup call for him to try and sit down on day-one and dissect how something most engineers would probably take a few months being trained into, at the very least, before they're doing anything productive.
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Dec 21, 2022 10:24
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Noxville posted:So glad he let her back on
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Endorph posted:its so funny that THE TWITTER FILES arent even managing great likes numbers. like 60k is less than a decent right wing meme gets. this shits impossible to explain to your grandma and is literally only relevant to specifically rightwing twitter guys. If you read the comments even chuds are telling him they don't care and to hurry up and post the "Epstein files" which obviously don't exist.
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Dec 21, 2022 10:28
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Noxville posted:So glad he let her back on He's going for some sort of Guinness world record, he's the stupidest person to ever be the world's (formerly) richest man, she's the dumbest motherfucker to ever earn a doctorate.
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Dec 21, 2022 11:56
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"Well, I can't find anyone stupid enough to want the job of CEO, guess I'll just have to stay."
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Dec 21, 2022 11:57
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Knormal posted:Someone please use this to maneuver Elon into making tweets render HTML, I want to watch that hilariously break everything. "Elon, please also enable javascript and Flash in tweets, it would be so cool." "Working on it."
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Dec 21, 2022 11:58
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Elon Musk looks like someone took a big poo poo and wrapped it in a sausage casing
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Infinitum posted:Is he trying to argue that users don't use a LOT of Twitter, and therefore should pay less for [Whatever bill he doesn't want to pay]? I want to get off Mr. Boer's Wild Ride.
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Dec 21, 2022 12:14
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Is it just me or are Twitter embeds not working correctly on Awful app now? Like the text loads as text but that's it. I'm assuming Twitter is just grinding to a halt like a car running without oil.
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Dec 21, 2022 12:21
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Mx. posted:Well there's no legal team There used to be one though, a really good one. In fact, they were so good they managed to snare the [then] richest guy in the world into a contract so airtight that he was forced to spend a silly amount of money to buy a website that wasn't even profitable most of the time. He tried to wriggle out of the contract in every way imaginable, but in the end he had to pay the full price he had promised. Even though Elon had first hand knowledge of how good this legal team was, he fired them. Probably because he thought they had been mean to him by being so good at their jobs or something. He probably still thinks he's the smartest guy in the world btw.
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Offler posted:There used to be one though, a really good one. In fact, they were so good they managed to snare the [then] richest guy in the world into a contract so airtight that he was forced to spend a silly amount of money to buy a website that wasn't even profitable most of the time. He tried to wriggle out of the contract in every way imaginable, but in the end he had to pay the full price he had promised. lol
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Dec 21, 2022 12:39
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Thundercracker posted:Is it just me or are Twitter embeds not working correctly on Awful app now? Like the text loads as text but that's it. Working for me on android
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Dec 21, 2022 12:42
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Jesus Christ, 500 new posts! Did he get margin called?
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Offler posted:There used to be one though, a really good one. In fact, they were so good they managed to snare the [then] richest guy in the world into a contract so airtight that he was forced to spend a silly amount of money to buy a website that wasn't even profitable most of the time. He tried to wriggle out of the contract in every way imaginable, but in the end he had to pay the full price he had promised. I m half remembering so tell me if I m wrong. Wasnt there a poisen pill in the contract that failure to buy/sell would cost the failing party to pay a billion dollars? cause musk shoulda just ate that million dollars.
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Ups_rail posted:I m half remembering so tell me if I m wrong. I may also be misremembering this but I believe if Musk absolutely 100% refused to buy, he had to pay the full $44b regardless. Musk was incredibly stupid for backing himself into a corner with that contract but even a reasonable person would think "If I have to pay $44b anyway, I might as well get something in return for it" and go through with the deal. Of course, in retrospect, Musk actually would have been better off just eating the 44 billion loss because he keeps throwing more money into the fire, been made the laughingstock of the internet, and he's sunk Tesla's stock forever.
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Dec 21, 2022 12:50
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davecrazy posted:Jesus Christ, 500 new posts! he ignored the twitter poll he said he would abide by for like 36 hours, and finally tweeted out that he is willing to step down and only manage all the remaining teams but can't find anyone who will volunteer to hold the bag
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EngineerJoe posted:They should ban this guy for doxing  quote:Asker-Zade, 35, is one of Putin's key allies as a presenter at the All-Russia State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company (VGTRK), and is also dating the warmonger's private banker, Andrey Kostin, dubbed "Putin's piggy bank".
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Ups_rail posted:I m half remembering so tell me if I m wrong. That was if he failed to get financing or whatever. If he just decided he didn't want to buy it the courts would have just ordered that he go through with it.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:That was if he failed to get financing or whatever. If he just decided he didn't want to buy it the courts would have just ordered that he go through with it. Ah thank you, That makes more sense also why you up so late Dane having trouble sleeping?
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Noxville posted:So glad he let her back on another twitter user several years into the 'im not owned' death spiral https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uRCcEoGWxs
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Convex posted:another twitter user several years into the 'im not owned' death spiral lol that's such a classic
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Ups_rail posted:Ah thank you, That makes more sense do i know you lol
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Convex posted:another twitter user several years into the 'im not owned' death spiral Holy poo poo lmao thank you for sharing this, I hadn't seen it before
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Robo Reagan posted:no no, there was cspam on the laptop the Bidens are pro Ukraine tho
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