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Elon’s voice sounds like plain white toast taste.
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Murdstone posted:The stack. It’s part of the framework. You gotta have a nice lean stack. That’s what you aim for if you know what you’re talking about, as I clearly do. Elon has squirreled his way into management by learning the programming buzzwords and technobabble, but when actually asked to explain what he means he resorts to insults instead as a means of deflection.
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Saying things like "We need to just rewrite the whole stack, throw it all out and start over from scratch" is the perfect know-nothing thing to say Makes you sound like a Big Brained Idea Guy who's Not Afraid to Make Big Moves, and Has The Money to Make it Happen It's also completely bereft of any need to understand anything and it puts the onus on his hapless devs who now have to rewrite 15 years worth of established technology from scratch in probably like 3 months, without the benefit of any of the knowledge of the people who wrote it the first time (because they're all fired) Yeah we're going to the moon again. You're not allowed to look at any Saturn V technology. Go
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Dec 21, 2022 17:46
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The Alchemist posted:This could have been the rest of your life, but you chose to yell at internet instead Just tweeted that exact same picture at him, lol.
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The Alchemist posted:This could have been the rest of your life, but you chose to yell at internet instead Thanks! I needed to lose a boner fast
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Dec 21, 2022 17:49
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the the gently caress is up with his face in the soccer pic? even the white lump boat pic looks more human and less 90s fps game/Steven Seagal
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Dec 21, 2022 17:51
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Withnail posted:you should not body shame elon I looked at the date expecting this to be from 2014 or something... it was 8 months ago lmao
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Dec 21, 2022 17:52
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 Every loving day. Every single loving day when i come home this little Elon just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.
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Dec 21, 2022 17:54
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Elder Postsman posted:https://twitter.com/pwnsdx/status/1605442608603463680
"amazing engineer"
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Dec 21, 2022 17:54
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The Alchemist posted:This could have been the rest of your life, but you chose to yell at internet instead "Yes father, I shall become a fat."
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Dec 21, 2022 17:56
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PhazonLink posted:the the gently caress is up with his face in the soccer pic? even the white lump boat pic looks more human and less 90s fps game/Steven Seagal Did you mean this one? It's edited to make him rounder and (I think) redder. I'd refer to the unedited version but I haven't actually seen it in a few days. https://twitter.com/proudbugman/status/1604629145765511172
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Dec 21, 2022 17:56
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Lol it flags that as potentially sensitive content
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Dec 21, 2022 17:57
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Given how incredibly stupid Elon has proven himself to be thus far, I'm not entirely sure that "confused" wasn't just Elon posting on here himself, thinking "surely the SA goons will adore me"
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Dec 21, 2022 17:57
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PhazonLink posted:the the gently caress is up with his face in the soccer pic? even the white lump boat pic looks more human and less 90s fps game/Steven Seagal it's slightly shopped so he'd look like the full moon face emoji 🌝 The original isn't that much flattering, for what it's worth https://twitter.com/DimaZeniuk/status/1604488931067805696
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Dec 21, 2022 17:57
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Elon Musk: A Ridiculous Stack
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Dec 21, 2022 17:58
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a good rule of thumb is that all conservative men end up looking like a thumb by their 50s
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Dec 21, 2022 17:59
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Ignis posted:it's slightly shopped so he'd look like the full moon face emoji 🌝 The original isn't that much flattering, for what it's worth https://twitter.com/DimaZeniuk/status/1604488931067805696 gently caress that, I like the one that inflates him further https://twitter.com/BilliamBezos/status/1604674033743810560
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Dec 21, 2022 17:59
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BigglesSWE posted:Elon’s voice sounds like plain white toast taste. Zuck consumes him.
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Dec 21, 2022 18:03
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When you are high on coke but think you can maintain in public.
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Teratrain posted:gently caress that, I like the one that inflates him further 
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https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/dec/21/firefox-and-tumblr-join-rush-to-support-mastodon-social-networkquote:At the weekend, Musk briefly banned all links to the rival service and suspended users who tweeted out their Mastodon usernames, but has now admitted the apparent move to prevent Twitter users migrating was an error. “That one was a mistake,” Musk said on a Twitter livestream with a former intern on Tuesday night, adding: “loving post Mastodon all goddamn day long, I don’t care. From an evolutionary standpoint, how’d that work out for the mastodons?” Interesting!
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Dec 21, 2022 18:12
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Stocks nosediving again.
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Convex posted:https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/dec/21/firefox-and-tumblr-join-rush-to-support-mastodon-social-network Lol BIG MAD
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Stonks zooming towards 135
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Convex posted:https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/dec/21/firefox-and-tumblr-join-rush-to-support-mastodon-social-network His own mom logged on to defend this stupid policy only for him to be like "I never actually cared" lmao
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Dec 21, 2022 18:18
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and here we have it, the musk fanboys have finally realised they hosed up and lost life savings in the comments https://stocktwits.com/symbol/TSLA
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Dec 21, 2022 18:18
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Why is Hotz an intern at Twitter as opposed to like a paid employee? Dude has been in the software dev business for quite a few afaik? Google says he's 33
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Dec 21, 2022 18:18
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cr0y posted:Why is Hotz an intern at Twitter as opposed to like a paid employee? Dude has been in the software dev business for ages afaik? he offered to be an intern at Twitter
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Dec 21, 2022 18:19
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cr0y posted:Why is Hotz an intern at Twitter as opposed to like a paid employee? Dude has been in the software dev business for ages afaik? Because Gig economy and these chucklefucks thinking they can just show up and they too can bathe in the money fountain.
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Dec 21, 2022 18:19
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He really went there, he roasted Mastodon by saying mastodons are extinct! Buuuuuuuurnnttgtjjbbbbnnnvvbb
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Dec 21, 2022 18:20
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only thing propping TSLA up today is the 2% pump that the major indexes got this morning. Watch how much it dumps once the broader markets start to sell off (already happening now)
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Dec 21, 2022 18:21
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BigglesSWE posted:Elon’s voice sounds like plain white toast taste. He sounds physically painful to listen to because it seems like he struggles to articulate even basic thoughts let alone complex ones. Like verbalizing is legitimately difficult for him. I could not imagine trying to have even a simple conversation with him because I think it would basically end like that Twitter call did, "Oh my god, you're a loving moron. Stop talking!"
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Convex posted:https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/dec/21/firefox-and-tumblr-join-rush-to-support-mastodon-social-network Should Twitter be accessible from traitor web browsers like Firefox? I will abide by the results as soon as I figure out how Yes No
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E the Shaggy posted:Lol BIG MAD quote:adding: “loving post Mastodon all goddamn day long, I don’t care. From an evolutionary standpoint, how’d that work out for the mastodons?” Yes, any expert can tell you that the ancient mastodons were done in by too much cross-posting. The ease with which Elon can hold his own with experts in any field is just astonishing.
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Dec 21, 2022 18:22
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cr0y posted:Why is Hotz an intern at Twitter as opposed to like a paid employee? Dude has been in the software dev business for quite a few afaik? Because you don't have to pay interns and Musk suckered him like his other brain dead chuds.
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Dec 21, 2022 18:25
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Nikola Tesla died by dodging a speeding car, and this coked up deep one thinks it's smart to bring the irony of names into play. Let that sink in.
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TulliusCicero posted:Santa was invented by loving Coca Cola 100 years ago. That's an easily disproved myth, but marketers love selling the story of how influential they are so they keep spreading it.
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E the Shaggy posted:Because you don't have to pay interns and Musk suckered him like his other brain dead chuds. California has some VERY strick intern labor rules and my guess is they aren't following them lol lawsuits for days!
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Nikola Tesla was obsessed with birds and died alone.
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spunkshui posted:Nikola Tesla was obsessed with birds and died alone. Is this bad?
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