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Well we're certainly not getting any younger and many of us have grown to resent or become estranged from our families. In my case, I live on the completely opposite side of the planet as many of my relatives. The in-laws aren't exactly champing at the bit to gather around the yule log this year so its gonna be me and the missus on Christmas eve. My plan for christmas eve is to eat some good smoked canned oysters on crackers with cream cheese, drink a few glasses of champagne, smoke some pot, and watch Christmas themed horror movies - just the two of us. Christmas day we're really just gathering for a few hours to let some children open presents. I'd really like to get Chinese like American Jews but as far as I know Chinese places aren't open Christmas Day in my part of 'straya. Maybe I'll make fried chicken and get some cheap Chinese beer and watch A Christmas Story. Last year for new years eve myself and a fellow gourmand cooked 6 geese over binchotan, drank a ton of homemade rum, and basically couldn't stand for 2 days straight into the beginning of 2022. I'm not too keen to get obliterated on NYE so it'll probably be another pot smoke and movie night, probably with more champagne and perhaps fresh oysters this time. In any case, tell me about your non-traditional holiday plans.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 10:10 |
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I am also on the other side of the planet from my family (except my husband and son) so no family stuff, which is sad because I really liked Christmas as a kid. So I give myself the gift of not cooking and we get Indonesian food from one of the best places in the country.We've done this for four years running. I also got matching plaid pajamas for us all, so we will wear that while opening presents. This year when my husband was at his office party my son and I had our own party and ate snacks and watched The Star Wars Holiday Special, which he really dug because and was transfixed by. He danced to the Jefferson Starship bit, so I think that's going to be a tradition for us as well.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 11:44 |
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You're supposed to have started your own family, OP.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 11:48 |
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super sweet best pal posted:You're supposed to have started your own family, OP. Oh good the aunt we dont talk to has entered the thread
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 11:56 |
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Gonna practice my switchblade moves in the dark, same as every year, but this time I'll put on some background music from my new bluetooth speaker
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 12:59 |
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we give packs of cigarettes and 40s to the homeless
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 13:03 |
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edit: i was being a big whiny baby
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 13:41 |
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A Strange Aeon posted:we give packs of cigarettes and 40s to the homeless *ruffles hair, rubs dirt on face* “Omg I’m so homeless ugghhhhffff”
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 14:05 |
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I like my family op, I still spend Christmas with them. Just not extended family anymore. Flying to WA on Friday morning to see my sister. One year she comes here, other year we all fly out to her.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 14:09 |
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You profane the holy celebration of Christ's rebirth with Devil's lettuce and gluttony. Repent!
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 14:37 |
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Hehe. You said yule log.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 15:31 |
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Icochet posted:Gonna practice my switchblade moves in the dark, same as every year, but this time I'll put on some background music from my new bluetooth speaker I am going to get a pussy installed just so you can gently caress me
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 16:27 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I am going to get a pussy installed just so you can gently caress me I'm not falling for this again. That was NOT a pussy
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 18:17 |
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Christmas will be the same but with 1 more kid. December 30, 31 and January 1st, I am going to leave the family and drink Ayahuasca at a big house in the mountains. If it helps make 2023 the year I get my poo poo together then I will do that next year as well.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 19:06 |
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Imma gently caress Santa Claus
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 19:07 |
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Nooner posted:Imma gently caress Santa Claus
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 19:20 |
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He's a gay old elf
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 19:22 |
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Always Sunny Christmas Special with my younger brother, every year since I was a tween
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 19:25 |
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Shopped at BOTH the Swedish immigration museum AND IKEA shops to have something from the old continent for the holidays.
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# ? Dec 20, 2022 20:45 |
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Trying to discretely masturbate on the fold-out couch in your parents' TV room after everyone else has gone to bed.
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:25 |
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Buttchocks posted:Trying to discretely masturbate on the fold-out couch in your parents' TV room after everyone else has gone to bed. Now that’s the milk and cookies Santa wants
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 19:34 |
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mutantIke posted:Always Sunny Christmas Special with my younger brother, every year since I was a tween it was not a good idea to watch this with my mother after getting it on christmas when it came out
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 20:03 |
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Edibles
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 20:29 |
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Down a few cognacs and give the neighborhood a good lurking
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 20:32 |
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Mozi posted:it was not a good idea to watch this with my mother after getting it on christmas when it came out I had a great time watching it with your mom. Hope you like your gift this year
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 20:39 |
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I have four gift wrapped presents by the same mom I haven't opened yet. My parents drove to Florida to ride in a boat. Some things never change. I will open them Christmas morning.
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 20:50 |
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Watch the Back to the Future trilogy for New Year's Eve.
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 20:51 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I had a great time watching it with your mom. Hope you like your gift this year Hint: its a new brother!
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# ? Dec 21, 2022 21:50 |
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Sitting in the bathroom with a pistol trying to decide if this is going to be the year
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 05:45 |
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Eating poo poo Just literally reaching into your toilet with your family and eating turds
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 05:46 |
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wearing cool clothes and doing instagram poses in a public place with my fellow good looking friends
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 05:56 |
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passing out naked on the kitchen floor and waking up in a puddle of egg nog
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 14:54 |
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Christmas rules: Don't buy presents for adults. Stop it. Direct household family exempt.
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 15:21 |
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Only big greasy Christmas shits
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 15:54 |
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Get carried away with the frosting and bukkake the hell out of some gingerbread men
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 16:08 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I had a great time watching it with your mom. Hope you like your gift this year you motherfucker let's take this outside!
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 16:17 |
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Mozi posted:you motherfucker let's take this outside! Fat
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 16:48 |
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Find some Merry Gentlemen and suck their dang dick's!!!!
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 16:52 |
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20 Blunts posted:Find some Merry Gentlemen and suck their dang dick's!!!! Hello
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:10 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 21:56 |
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truly the holidays are the night of nights
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# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:13 |