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just reposting the most hilarious exchange about 'rewriting the stack' and other techno-babble and elno's constant bag fumbling https://twitter.com/pwnsdx/status/1605442608603463680
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Paracausal posted:just reposting the most hilarious exchange about 'rewriting the stack' and other techno-babble and elno's constant bag fumbling Expert engineer at work, thank you!
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The Postman posted:sounds like she just doesn't understand elon's brilliant engineering mind She’ll never be an eng VP at a small startup
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E the Shaggy posted:This new rally against the government has gotta be spurned on by his Saudi investors right? nah it's being an alt-right chud
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Squibbles posted:Confirmed. I'm Neal Schon of Journey and Musk's event was a disaster since neither of them could figure out how to use the jet packs. Also, the paint balls all melted in the water. How long did it take you to recover from the beating?
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Butterwagon posted:Good thread on why Elon is dumb Where’s the engineer goon, I need to see if they concur or not
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Preoptopus posted:What the? No way this is real. Many such cases
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ruddiger posted:Where’s the engineer goon, I need to see if they concur or not interesting
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:My first computer touching job was running data conversions from legacy DBs to a shiny new program suite. The conversion software was a mess of code that had been tweaked over some years and was extremely temperamental but it got the job done, usually 4-6 hours to convert a dataset. Yes, having had to do archaeology on ancient legacy code, I soon learned that if there's something that makes no sense and just looks weird, it's best to leave it alone. It's almost certainly a workaround to deal with some odd edge-case bit of dodgy data that you occasionally get from some other system over which you have no control and things would fall over in a heap without it. "Should I delete this? Nobody knows why it's there." "No! Just back away slowly and touch nothing!"
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goatface posted:But what do the mechanical rodeo bulls mean? Quantitative easing.
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Stoatbringer posted:Yes, having had to do archaeology on ancient legacy code, I soon learned that if there's something that makes no sense and just looks weird, it's best to leave it alone. It's almost certainly a workaround to deal with some odd edge-case bit of dodgy data that you occasionally get from some other system over which you have no control and things would fall over in a heap without it. More than once I've found a comment on some ugly and inscrutable code that says something like: code:It broke horribly and I had to rush to patch it back in. I added my own comment: code:
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kw0134 posted:The money is actually well accounted for because it's to buy arms from US manufacturers and then ship it in labeled lots to Ukraine. These loving morons think ("think") that the US Treasury mails the Ukrainian ambassador a check and says "have fun." They think it's unaccounted for because they used to just literally drop pallets of money in Iraq during the bush years.
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Offler posted:There used to be one though, a really good one. In fact, they were so good they managed to snare the [then] richest guy in the world into a contract so airtight that he was forced to spend a silly amount of money to buy a website that wasn't even profitable most of the time. He tried to wriggle out of the contract in every way imaginable, but in the end he had to pay the full price he had promised. Yeah they were extremely tight, the pleading in their suit against him is excellent and very entertaining
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Data Graham posted:It broke horribly and I had to rush to patch it back in. I added my own comment: You see this was obviously a placebo thing. What you need to do is add the comment code:
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Doctor Butts posted:They think it's unaccounted for because they used to just literally drop pallets of money in Iraq during the bush years. Oh wow that sounds like it might have been done to enrich people involved in that process Sounds like it might be some of that goddamned projection again the repubs always do
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sebmojo posted:Yeah they were extremely tight, the pleading in their suit against him is excellent and very entertaining lmao
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Paracausal posted:just reposting the most hilarious exchange about 'rewriting the stack' and other techno-babble and elno's constant bag fumbling Ian rules lmao. Elon needs to be treated like this every time he opens his mouth.
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I have no doubt in my mind that something along these lines is going to occur and possibly very publicly. https://twitter.com/Eve6/status/1605661109762998272?s=20&t=d9dE0GU5DPo93BisP2EtQg
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Could you even imagine being the CEO of a company and Elon Musk is the owner and your employee?
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koshmar posted:I have no doubt in my mind that something along these lines is going to occur and possibly very publicly. Elon Musk is a "founder" of OpenAI so he's just going to make GPT-3 the CEO of Twitter.
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Dec 21, 2022 21:57
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Tesla stock is like an actual reverse eBay auction right now
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Amazing, everything else greenTesla posted:-$0.31(-0.23%)
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$137.49 closing, which is still down but it struggled all day today. My favorite thing I saw was a reaction when it was 1/5 of a percent up from closing yesterday about 10 minutes from close: 'looks like it's going to be a strong rally today after yesterday's performance.'
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We should hold a goon bake sale to pitch in and help the Tesla stock
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Droogie posted:$137.49 closing, which is still down but it struggled all day today. Leave it to the chuds to always spin a silver lining whenever a Tesla crashes.
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What do you guys think Elon’s favorite equation is
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FogHelmut posted:Elon Musk, billionaire. Neither owns a mansion nor a yacht.
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Lt. Cock posted:What do you guys think Elon’s favorite equation is Now I genuinely want to see what his answer is.
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Proposing a "solution" of a complete rewrite of some or all of an ongoing software project is the dumbest baby brain 1 year out of college idea. So many bugs will be introduced.
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Lt. Cock posted:What do you guys think Elon’s favorite equation is Mine's pepperjack
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Lt. Cock posted:What do you guys think Elon’s favorite equation is The angle of the dangle. Nah, that one's too clever for him.
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Armitage posted:I got bored, it's a slow day at work and I've been fiddling with chatGPT all day. I think I got it to do the Wesley Willis style of music, somewhat. The final line shouldn't be repeated in each verse but I like how it turned out. 
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Lt. Cock posted:What do you guys think Elon’s favorite equation is Fourteen over eighty eight.
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Lt. Cock posted:What do you guys think Elon’s favorite equation is The one with all the numbers in it. You know the one. No, I will no not elaborate. You loving moron.
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"poor" billionaires: 99% own a refrigerator
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Lt. Cock posted:What do you guys think Elon’s favorite equation is 1 + 1 = 11 🤣🤣🤣
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waffle iron posted:Proposing a "solution" of a complete rewrite of some or all of an ongoing software project is the dumbest baby brain 1 year out of college idea. So many bugs will be introduced. Just don't write bugs. Fire the devs that write bugs and hire more eXtreme ones. Failing to do so is just politics. https://twitter.com/realGeorgeHotz/status/1605641585047138305
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Lt. Cock posted:What do you guys think Elon’s favorite equation is Obviously its: (Age / 2) + 7
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