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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Just Another Lurker posted:

That's not a bomb.... that's a two pounder shell (40mm ) from a British Pom-Pom gun. :awesome:

I watch too far many Drachinifel vids for my own good.

edit: they say it's from WW1 but that ammo was in use during both wars, looks like the primer is missing so probably safe to handle... a bit.
Evidently not safe to handle for all purposes though.

e: There are 57 varieties of Heinz sauce and you shouldn't stick any of those there either.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Dec 21, 2022

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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

TACD posted:

Idly wondering if new kebab shops and chicken huts are opening up outside ER departments for the captive market of waiting paramedics and patients

"Git chor luverly rat-onna-stick here just five pahnd a porshun" - Purveyor of fine meats: CMOT Jae


Failed Imagineer posted:

When you think about it Jae-luni is a bit insensitive, better replace it with Jae-neuroatypical. And I have no idea what an rear end-jill is dunno where to start there

Oh no I've become the gammon in the Mail comments making shite jokes parodying wokery. It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

It was a mistake - well not the asjil part, the jaeluni part. I translated 'they made me' as in 'they created me' instead of the intended 'they forced me'.
More than that I will not say :mylipsaresealed:

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Dec 21, 2022

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Jaeluni Asjil posted:

"Git chor luverly rat-onna-stick here just five pahnd a porshun" - Purveyor of fine meats: CMOT Jae

Today I was in a village that's up its own arse and has loads of footballers living there and I saw what the rest of the north would call a "butty shop" but here it called itself "purveyor of bespoke sandwiches". CUNTS.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
How much was a bespoke sandwich?

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


It wasn't open. It was 8:30.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Guavanaut posted:

Evidently not safe to handle for all purposes though.

e: There are 57 varieties of Heinz sauce and you shouldn't stick any of those there either.

The 6-pounder gun's calibre was also 57mm, and if you want to experiment further then the 17-pounder is 76.2mm or 3 inches in diameter.

You should use the flared base version though. The object on the right is the complete discarding sabot projectile, and on the left is the penetrating core inside it.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Arse is the cowards method, a true hero of the republic sounds the mortar shell.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Bespoke sandwichery artist or engineer?

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




NotJustANumber99 posted:

Bespoke sandwichery artist or engineer?

Bespoke Sandwich Executive

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I feel like I'm going insane.

https://twitter.com/PraxisCast/status/1605614404887646213?t=Vv-nva04Cs-JqCNwmImuCA&s=19

It would 'cost too much' to nationalise, but we'll gladly pay 4.5 billion to sell it to another provider who'll want the same bailout next year?

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Sandwichsmith

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

I can't be arsed checking, what are they supposed to be cheering? Or is the cheer added in post?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

"Git chor luverly rat-onna-stick here just five pahnd a porshun" - Purveyor of fine meats: CMOT Jae

Named Meat is extra.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Take your 6kg+ turkey out the freezer and put it in the fridge tonight so it's safely defrosted friends.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Put your dixk in the turkey

radmonger
Jun 6, 2011

Bobby Deluxe posted:


It would 'cost too much' to nationalise, but we'll gladly pay 4.5 billion to sell it to another provider who'll want the same bailout next year?

Transfers within the ruling class are zero sum. It’s only a ‘cost’ if the money leaves the hands of the people who own things.

killerwhat
May 13, 2010

kingturnip posted:

I can't be arsed checking, what are they supposed to be cheering? Or is the cheer added in post?

I think it’s that flash of sunlight that appears at the end of the tunnel.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Sometimes I post something insanely stupid and childish and I laugh, and then I feel bad

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

kingturnip posted:

I can't be arsed checking, what are they supposed to be cheering? Or is the cheer added in post?

They're cheering the sunrise. That platform/tunnel combo sights the winter solstice sunrise. Hail the Conquering Sun!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Arse is the cowards method, a true hero of the republic sounds the mortar shell.

Surely the mortar method is to put it up the bum and then sit down very hard.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Bez poke sandwiches

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Runcible Cat posted:

They're cheering the sunrise. That platform/tunnel combo sights the winter solstice sunrise. Hail the Conquering Sun!

If they're claiming they can see the sunrise from Stratford through the tunnel, they might be the most gullible people in London...

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

kingturnip posted:

If they're claiming they can see the sunrise from Stratford through the tunnel, they might be the most gullible people in London...

I think it's just a tunnel/bridge alignment; the Central line doesn't run that straight for 9 miles. Much as I want to believe it's a modern Newgrange.

Anyone wants to find their local solstice-aligned streets here's a cool page: https://sztanko.github.io/solsticestreets/

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I suppose with everything else going wrong it's good to know the fimbulwinter hasn't happened.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Put your dixk in the turkey

Then put a chicken in your dick, for that perfect turdicken

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Is the fimbulwinter when the woperchild returns?

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1605598137321607176

The photo has been rotated a little anticlockwise to make him appear taller. You can tell by the line of the doorframe.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Guavanaut posted:

Bez poke sandwiches



Why did someone dig up Anthony Bourdain?

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


I saw him in Morrisons once.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Guavanaut posted:

Is the fimbulwinter when the woperchild returns?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVRVG8X8z-M


Just thought this would go well with my secret collection of Kendall Roy sad-boy videos with metal soundtracks.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Going down south to visit my folks for Christmas and asking if they need me to pick up any bottled water on the way because we all live in a very prosperous and not failed stated

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

TACD posted:

Going down south to visit my folks for Christmas and asking if they need me to pick up any bottled water on the way because we all live in a very prosperous and not failed stated

did they?

fuctifino posted:

The photo has been rotated a little anticlockwise to make him appear taller. You can tell by the line of the doorframe.

I dunno. Its lol but I straightened up the photo and it doesnt really change much so I'd be surprised. What he could have done is take his loving hand out of his pocket.



lmao at the flags though. just flags in every corner.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

NotJustANumber99 posted:

did they?

I dunno. Its lol but I straightened up the photo and it doesnt really change much so I'd be surprised. What he could have done is take his loving hand out of his pocket.



lmao at the flags though. just flags in every corner.

The prominence of your flag in your decor is inversely proportional to the success of your state.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012



Man, Twisto would have loved this poo poo

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

I saw him in Morrisons once.

I once saw Conor McGregor do his silly strutting walk down the street to this high end diamond bling jewellery shop which always has a obnoxious lambo parked on the pavement outside, only he didn't know there was an old lady behind him copying him and the man looked super confused about all the laughing

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


https://twitter.com/davidaaldridge/status/1605585913731354625

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Hard to think she used to be in the Socialist Workers Party. And how come all those readers of Living Marxism (which she also was according to wiki) end up being so right wing.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I can definitely believe she used to attend racist jazz night with the sex offender party and read the spiked online precursor that got sued into the ground for genocide denial.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
i think we should just abandon all education beyond like maybe primary school but being a little more conservative maybe gcse level. And just make do with youtube videos. Its all I use.

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Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
Never mind her, ghastly as she is, what sort of editor lets that fuckin' poo poo through? Someone must have signed-off on it.

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