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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
He has apparently "un-liked" the posts, but it seems people were noticing that Samuel L. Jackson was liking a LOT of porno on Twitter...

Another theory is that his account was hacked, but BOOOO that's boring.

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

real men drink malort

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

real men drink malort

for those who don't know this stuff makes slivowitz look useful as a chaser

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Read After Burning posted:

He has apparently "un-liked" the posts, but it seems people were noticing that Samuel L. Jackson was liking a LOT of porno on Twitter...

Another theory is that his account was hacked, but BOOOO that's boring.

Why would he unlike it, liking porn is completely within his idiom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PQ7Hoov1ac

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Cool Dad posted:

Margaritas are obviously girl drinks because Margarita is a girl's name, duh

Toxic masculinity has hosed up so many brains. We spent a long, long time as a culture with the standard mockery for men being suggesting that they like other men. We're slowly moving away from that but there are a ton of people who grew up with the idea that effeminate is the worst thing they can be, and so they feel like they need to spend a ton of effort demonstrating how masculine and macho they are. That doesn't actually mean anything, though, so they had to make up a bunch of stereotypes that are based on their cranky racist dads to try to emulate. Cranky racist dad from the 50s didn't cook(except meat on a grill), didn't clean, drove a big lovely car, did a bunch of half-assed diy projects, and didn't eat food that sounded foreign or fancy. He only watched westerns, war movies, and crime movies. He beat his kids and drank his alcohol straight and to excess. He sucked, but it's the only way these idiots can figure out how to be men.

I suffer from a little bit of this. My dad didn't express emotions other than "angry" and "tv is funny" so I never really learned how to bond with other men. My mom was the nurturer who taught me to have emotions, although she was and is incredibly dysfunctional in other ways, so I tend to make friends with women easier than with men.

Exactly, a man liking men is bad, and a man being Macho is good. Men should be like the band that did that song!

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/LottieMoss/status/1605548666168770561?cxt=HHwWgoC8yauAh8gsAAAA

Cool Dad posted:

Why would he unlike it, liking porn is completely within his idiom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PQ7Hoov1ac

The cackle. :allears:

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
When 'i was in college in the W years, people would do a "man shot". You did the shot of tequila, snorted the salt, squirted the lime in your eye and than had someone punch you in the face. It was real dumb

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

RFC2324 posted:

real men make their own booze and drink it with their neighbours

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

weird I feel like I've heard that name before, but like years ago before she'd be famous! Hmm probably nothing. I'm sure this model just has one of those names

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


I do the Tough Madder every year where I drink a lot and throw a manly tantrum (masculine) instead of doing physical challenges in the mud (feminine).

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

RFC2324 posted:

real men drink malort

gently caress me that's what this blizzard was missing

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Ambitious Spider posted:

When 'i was in college in the W years, people would do a "man shot". You did the shot of tequila, snorted the salt, squirted the lime in your eye and than had someone punch you in the face. It was real dumb

lol god drat men are so loving stupid

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Papa Murphy's Adds New Meatballs & Marinara


:lol:

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


shame on an IGA posted:

see also tans being a social marker exclusive to peasants who have to work outside, until sometime in the 70s
As far as Europe and America go, it's Coco Chanel, who came back from the Riviera tanned in the 1920s and started a fad. Before then, White women prided themselves on their lily-fair skin. (Colorism is a whole different issue, obvs.) Tans on guys were fine, even in the wealthy classes.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

RFC2324 posted:

real men drink malort

Stop trying to make Malört happen! It’s not going to happen!

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Read After Burning posted:

Papa Murphy's Adds New Meatballs & Marinara


:lol:

My brain is melting out of my ears reading this

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

dialhforhero posted:

Stop trying to make Malört happen! It’s not going to happen!

Too late, it's already happened.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I don't believe it, nobody could possibly drink it recreationally

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
The hipster culture is strong in Chicago.

Someone ironically-unironically drinks it for someone’s approval after they brag about it.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

It’s rough but it’s not THAT rough.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

dialhforhero posted:

Stop trying to make Malört happen! It’s not going to happen!

It happened thirty-five minutes ago.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Certain Chicagoans basically stared too long into the abyss and started liking Malort unironically.

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

Ambitious Spider posted:

When 'i was in college in the W years, people would do a "man shot". You did the shot of tequila, snorted the salt, squirted the lime in your eye and than had someone punch you in the face. It was real dumb

I went to college in the Obama years and we called this (minus the punching) a suicide shot and everyone was in on the joke. It was like a jackass bit. The idea that someone would unironically do this to be manly :psyboom:

It's more fun to see reactions to a cement mixer shot anyway. It's the manliest shot. There's nothing manlier than a drink the same consistency as cum

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1605642995222646799

https://twitter.com/OfficeOfMike/status/1605577025548300291

Dabir posted:

My brain is melting out of my ears reading this

I imagine the sight kinda resembles the meatballs! :smug:

I'm going to start responding "I don't care about you." to all zero of my Posting Enemies.

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 01:04 on Dec 22, 2022

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Sorry to double-post but did y'all know that songs about getting hosed, getting hosed up (drugs), or getting hosed up (fighting) were only invented in the past couple of years?

https://twitter.com/Slakonbothsides/status/1605369166302683136

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Lol good to know that my habit of getting a giant frozen strawberry margarita with my ribeye at Texas Roadhouse has been sending out all kinds of vibes for years

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Data Graham posted:

Lol good to know that my habit of getting a giant frozen strawberry margarita with my ribeye at Texas Roadhouse has been sending out all kinds of vibes for years

Yeah, but did you meet any nice guys?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
I got flak for ordering one in New York once, it sounds like that was just one dude being an rear end in a top hat, not a general trend.

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

Read After Burning posted:

Sorry to double-post but did y'all know that songs about getting hosed, getting hosed up (drugs), or getting hosed up (fighting) were only invented in the past couple of years?

https://twitter.com/Slakonbothsides/status/1605369166302683136

Uhh I don’t know, that song sounds like absolute trash even completely disregarding the contents of the lyrics.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

I Am Crake posted:

Uhh I don’t know, that song sounds like absolute trash even completely disregarding the contents of the lyrics.

:shrug: And that's fair! All I'm saying is, the...um, self-described "creator of Strip Hop" hollering about kids and their music these days was a big ol' :ironicat: for me.

Slob On My Knob came out in 1999. :bahgawd:



VVV "Splash Mountain is a casualty of this film", :lol:

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 02:27 on Dec 22, 2022

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
You know what I miss from a few pages back?
Boomers talking about how much they love Song of the South. Here's a longform essay no one should ever read posted as a promoted thing on FB. One thing I found pretty interesting is the Black Film Scholar engages a lot with the boomers who want a black person to certify it isn't racist to like this movie, and pretty much all of their replies assert they are a "black film scholar," so I think they're relying heavily on people assuming that means they are a "black, film scholar."


and here's some boomers in the comments










Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
I completely understand why the racist stuff could fly over a kid's head, and Disney trying to extract as much of the musical numbers and cartoon segments from it for reuse decades after they vaulted Song of the South speaks to the production quality. I think not realizing how bad it was but it still having a big spot in these people's brains 40-80 years after they saw it is a pretty big argument for why it needed to go away.

Read After Burning posted:

VVV "Splash Mountain is a casualty of this film", :lol:
Truly the "A Modest Proposal" of the Magic Kingdom

Coolness Averted has a new favorite as of 02:33 on Dec 22, 2022

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Beer is the alcohol answer to a giant plate of pasta. Girls are so obsessed with carbs they'd marry a pizza. Beer is pure carbs, therefore, beer is a girly drink. Plus, the artwork on cans, especially craft beer, can be matched with your outfit. So aesthetic!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I have never seen Song of the South available in any form, nor ever heard "Baby It's Cold Outside" played anywhere.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



As ~500 elderly white people I find nothing objectionable about having Song of the South be in Disney+, I didn't find it racist at all

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I have never seen Song of the South available in any form, nor ever heard "Baby It's Cold Outside" played anywhere.
I don't remember it but I think Song of the South was rereleased at some point when I was very young. I do remember having a pair of Disney branded Br'er Rabbit hardcover children's books when I was a kid one of them featuring the Tar Baby story.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


It's time to oppress Christians again fellas

https://twitter.com/TheIPA/status/1605443006395518977?t=KGSNuDdEK5hB6pXmglxQZA&s=19

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
So I am a pretty observant Christian, and I am able to remember my major religious holidays without public spaces having religious displays and sales personnel being instructed to remind me of my major religious holidays. Also, I am a complete idiot, so I think all of us Christians can manage to remember Christmas!

A good place to get updates on upcoming Christian holidays is church, not the grocery store.

mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

Ambitious Spider posted:

When 'i was in college in the W years, people would do a "man shot". You did the shot of tequila, snorted the salt, squirted the lime in your eye and than had someone punch you in the face. It was real dumb

They should just make this post the primary definition of 'toxic masculinity' in the dictionary.

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Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

dialhforhero posted:

Stop trying to make Malört happen! It’s not going to happen!
Obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7s16ewP1RU

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

or ever heard "Baby It's Cold Outside" played anywhere.
That's surprising considering how many many versions it has (it's been sung by like everyone that's recorded a Christmas album). I've heard several different singers' renditions just this year.

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