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gay picnic defence posted:Musk seems like too much of a square to do coke this was written by someone who was well known in TCC at the time these events occurred (early/mid '00s) and I believe this to be a factual account. Also lol if so because myself and Some Percentage of TCC took acid from the same sheets. https://medium.com/@tarttoter/elon-musk-does-a-lot-more-than-smoke-weed-c4404288ae1b Cabbages and VHS fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Dec 22, 2022 |
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'Last month, the rapper Azealia Banks asserted that she “waited around all weekend” at Musk’s place while Grimes, a singer-producer he was dating, “coddled [him] for being too stupid to know not to go on [T]witter while on acid.”'
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Herstory Begins Now posted:'Last month, the rapper Azealia Banks asserted that she “waited around all weekend” at Musk’s place while Grimes, a singer-producer he was dating, “coddled [him] for being too stupid to know not to go on [T]witter while on acid.”' yes those insta posts are fire
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QuarkJets posted:It's huge, that's equal to the US federal credit that Tesla purchases eventually stopped qualifying for because they sold so many EVs. 2023 chevy bolt is 26,000 msrp Herstory Begins Now posted:'Last month, the rapper Azealia Banks asserted that she “waited around all weekend” at Musk’s place while Grimes, a singer-producer he was dating, “coddled [him] for being too stupid to know not to go on [T]witter while on acid.”' being online while on acid is something else. gotta close one eye to keep the letters on the screen to stop dancing so much. I'm not joking lol
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Dec 22, 2022 09:22
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Ratjaculation posted:I was the waiter. Can confirm. It was me that pissed on you after Elon and mark left.
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Dec 22, 2022 09:25
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i'd rather try to figure out if fire is real while on acid than browse loving twitter lmao
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Herstory Begins Now posted:'Last month, the rapper Azealia Banks asserted that she “waited around all weekend” at Musk’s place while Grimes, a singer-producer he was dating, “coddled [him] for being too stupid to know not to go on [T]witter while on acid.”' Imagine what it takes so that Azealia Banks only being the third-craziest person in your house.
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Herstory Begins Now posted:i'd rather try to figure out if fire is real while on acid than browse loving twitter lmao sit in front of a camp fire with a bunch of other hippies on acid and stare into the fire and also smoke weed and suddenly it's 2 hours later and you haven't moved because the coals in the fire are beautiful and you can't tear your eyes away
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Herstory Begins Now posted:i'd rather try to figure out if fire is real while on acid than browse loving twitter lmao One time under the influence of acid and tequila I attacked a yellowjacket nest and had the poo poo stung out of me. Still preferable to browsing loving Twitter.
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Herstory Begins Now posted:'Last month, the rapper Azealia Banks asserted that she “waited around all weekend” at Musk’s place while Grimes, a singer-producer he was dating, “coddled [him] for being too stupid to know not to go on [T]witter while on acid.”' General Bullshit > Elon Musk: Too stupid to not go on Twitter
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Imagine what it takes so that Azealia Banks only being the third-craziest person in your house. when you put it like that 
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learnincurve posted:The jungle book is loving magical. Ah gently caress, you are right. I didn't realize. That movie was so good.
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Devils Affricate posted:Hyperspherical if you want to get zany about it. 
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For real though, anyone bitching because they took the colonial elephant out didn't get that the Jungle Book remake is in large part "what if they'd made the original like Bambi" TelevisedInsanity posted:Tumblr is less money and ad free, how could you just NOT do the bare minimum of "ad free experience" I've been on Pinterest recently and I'm not being chased off by the adverts. You have a big wall of pictures that are links, some gif some video, and you have the occasional advert within them. I got all tailoring stuff turned off and what I'm getting is : Lurpak, Egypt tourism, cat fencing, Costa Rica tourism, DFS sofas, Samsung, Battersea dogs and cats home (toxic food for cats), boots, Clinique UK, Nike, asos, under armour... All major brands that should be advertising on twitter but are not. I think in part it's because of the nature of Twitter itself, which is the same issue meta has with brands. If you are nike and you know your solid group of fans are waiting for a new limited edition shoe, then they are already going to be watching your twitter feed and all you need to do is get an intern to tweet it out and they will spread it for you.
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Also the jungle book owns because I decided age 4 that Ka was the most amazing thing I’d ever seen in my short life which is why as I posted the above I had Julius Sqeezer a foot away from my face. it’s feeding day and he’s trying to get my attention
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Devils Affricate posted:Hyperspherical if you want to get zany about it. But I'm just talking about the apparent arc viewed from a certain point, which is 2d. Did someone already ask how a rainbow is hyperspherical? I'm desperately curious and google isn't giving me any answers.
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Soggy Muffin posted:The most common uttered phrase by any engineer is “I’m an engineer” You've been misinformed, the most common engineer phrase is "what the gently caress?" god please help me posted:Did someone already ask how a rainbow is hyperspherical? I'm desperately curious and google isn't giving me any answers. The visible position and shape of it depends on the observer's location, rather than being a circle or sphere tied to a fixed position in 3-dimensional space. That's a sign it can be represented by a fixed shape with a higher number of dimensions than 3. Though I'm not a mathematician enough to figure out the math for what shape that is and how many dimensions are needed. Pyromancer fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Dec 22, 2022 |
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Pyromancer posted:You've been misinformed, the most common engineer phrase is "what the gently caress?" Incorrect. The most common phrase is "That's interesting", which does directly translate into "What the gently caress", but can be uttered in earshot of management.
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god please help me posted:Did someone already ask how a rainbow is hyperspherical? I'm desperately curious and google isn't giving me any answers. Etymology may imply it's like a banded sphere you perceive on a plane Like there is an outer limit sphere and and inner limit sphere, a sphere above a sphere, a hypersphere Or that's just some mathy mumbo jumbo, Just a guess
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Incorrect. Interesting
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Soggy Muffin posted:The most common uttered phrase by any engineer is “I’m an engineer” I think that's only if you also count all the times it's said by someone who is not an engineer. Source: I’m an engineer.
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And that means I solve problems.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Incorrect. Concerning
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I thought a rainbow was a hologram.
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goatface posted:I thought a rainbow was a hologram. Holograms can be hyperspherical. They can be anything they want. Star trek taught us that.
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Scorchy posted:As others have said it's probably the Ukraine aid. Elon has a security clearance and his ties to the MIC, are most likely based around spaceX and starlink.
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PITY BONER posted:Twitter's "More Tweets" function, at least for me, is now entirely right-wing lunacy. I thought I was on Parler for a minute. Why does everyone's name sound like its from that Japanese baseball game?
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1605738005813084165 This is some microservice that likely existed for a while but never went live because there was no demand or need for it. If I want to know a stock price I'm not going to open up twitter and go through their lovely search UI when I can just put the stock name into the browser's URL bar and get a much better inline result.
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The Postman posted:That's a limited time offer! Buy low!! I read an article, probably in this very thread, that analyzed actual Twitter usage and more than 90% of users post maybe once a month and have maybe a few dozen followers or less. That's the reality of Twitter outside the small influencer bubble, so even this hyperbolic joke would not change anything at all. Also we all agree that the "half the ads" thing just means the rest of us get twice the ads, right?
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If cashtags aren't an advertisement hashtag you pay for a campaign for long term boosting you've absolutely hosed up your business development.
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Can't wait for #cashtagsforjesus
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Ahhhjjjjj, rainbows are hyperspherical and it's blowing my mind.  thank you for the explanations!
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goatface posted:Does Elon think most of his users are big stock market players? Yes, big stock market players meaning people keeping their life savings in Gamestop "to stick it to the hedge funds" because reddit told them to
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PITY BONER posted:Twitter's "More Tweets" function, at least for me, is now entirely right-wing lunacy. I thought I was on Parler for a minute. WTF are these blue "B" icons on everyone's names? They're not  , they're some other kind of Twitter bling?Anyway yeah I'm almost positive I heard about "cashtags" like a year ago as some rumored new feature. I wonder how many such "new" services are all there and ready to go, disabled via feature switches that only need to be flipped by an unstable manchild in the control room like that meme of Elon as Homer in the power plant control station about to do something stupid
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