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Conservatives: The nuclear family is dying because of too many rotten single mothers. Also Conservatives: Ehhh maybe I'll get around to seeing my kids once a year if they're lucky while posting choice memes. Sorry XBoobz69Thrillho, maybe next Christmas.
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DaveWoo posted:
This can only be good for
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CharlestheHammer posted:Wow it’s absolutely dying. Wonder what changed from yesterday There nothing propping it up anymore. It’s clear Musk has no interest in making changes from the comments he made. Some of his largest shareholders have made public statements against the company and about their lack of confidence. There’s a lot of talk that Q4 financials are going to be very bad. Tesla is losing market share rapidly in China. Lots of other real car makers now have good EVs. It’s just going to fall unless something changes.
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latinotwink1997 posted:If it’s “let’s kill 7.5 billion people to get there” sure, that’s hosed up. If it’s “stop having so many kids until the population naturally reduces down to 500m,” that seems reasonable. Absolutely. But I don't think that is much of an option on a reasonable time scale. There's a lot more nuance to it I'm sure than an Elon-bait tweet.
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DaveWoo posted:
holy moley it's rare to see a stock go vertical
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Crashing like a Tesla that spotted a stroller.
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DaveWoo posted:
 Holy poo poo Do I hear 120? 
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has Tesla considered laying off more people? I hear it cuts costs
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-61.44% in 1 year. Musk is a genius!
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Taeke posted:I have no idea how his finances are structured or how that even works but is it possible for Musk to lose everything? Like he'll be forced to sell all his assets and poo poo that are actually worth something and the rest just becoming worthless? Him being ousted as CEO everywhere and nobody willing to work with him anymore because he'll be the guy that tanked Tesla and Twitter and lost a quarter of a trillion dollars. *Elon gets ousted as CEO of five companies and drops out of the Forbes list* weird nerds: "This is all part of the plan, you'll never understand the level of n-dimensional chess he is playing"
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Crashing like a Tesla that spotted a stroller. It thought the Horizontal axis was a firetruck and zeroed in on it.
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He's gonna start the worst cult ever on a compound on his families land in Africa or some poo poo when this is all done.
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I’m betting under $125!
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I personally think this is art
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The market as a whole is a bloodbath but this is fantastic to watch regardless. Wish I kept my short from $140 but the problem with meme stocks like Tesla is they don't go down like they should.
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Piss Creep posted:Europe as a whole couldn't sue Musk into poverty
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All of Musk's assets are tied up in company shares, he's an absolute genuine miser and hasn't got cash savings or houses so it's actually possible for him to go real bankrupt not fake rich people bankrupt. There is this insane story where he pretended he was poor when he first came to the US by living on a dollar a day (ignoring the fact that mummy was paying for his accommodation and actual living costs) and how he was eating bananas to survive when it's was just cosplay and a probable mental illness.
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*extremely Musk voice* The Feds did this
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So, how long before Elon starts ranting about the Wall Street (((globalists))) being out to get him
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Can someone explain this to me like I'm 5? 
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Keep posting Elon. Post your way out
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First thing I thought of.
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Butterwagon posted:Can someone explain this to me like I'm 5? Tesla has been vastly inflating their actual market value for ages.
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Ford and GM are both down like 4.5%; Toyota and other carmakers are fine Tesla's handily beating them all though lmao
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AARD VARKMAN posted:interesting watching Greg get drunker and drunker over the course of a few hours in the morning Interesting
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Infinitum posted:*extremely Musk voice* The Feds did this .
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learnincurve posted:All of Musk's assets are tied up in company shares, he's an absolute genuine miser and hasn't got cash savings or houses so it's actually possible for him to go real bankrupt not fake rich people bankrupt. I had a fresh college grad coworker show me his apartment a year after he moved and he was using cardboard boxes for most of his furniture. dudes dad was a EVP at some fortune 500 and my coworker spent half his day at work watching stocks (he had like $100k invested before starting work somehow  )people with money brain disease loving scare me
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Butterwagon posted:Can someone explain this to me like I'm 5? The value of bilking money out of green energy credits from tax payer money is infinitely more lucrative than the risk of creating anything of any tangible value.
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They’re going down because next year we’re going into a recession and cars will be the first thing on the chopping block for many budgets. Tesla’s dive is compounded by Musk, but I’m gonna say also by the fact its investors are idiot boomers easily swindled by boy wonder.
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kw0134 posted:Ironically enough the market is bracing for Fed action in the reaction to positive economic news; unemployment filings are down, earnings are stronger. The expectation is that the Fed will increase rates a little more after kind of soft-pedaling the last increase, to which the market is having an anaphylactic fit What with all the chuds everywhere screaming that THE ECONOMY IS IN THE SHITTER  and gas prices plummeting that those same chuds drive past every day I don't know what the gently caressThere's just reality, and then REALITY *lionel hutz shaking head*
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kazil posted:I can't believe the Fed is doing this specifically to Tesla I can, it's clearly retaliation for the twitter files. The deep state is running scared and pulling out all the stops to destroy elon
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Data Graham posted:What with all the chuds everywhere screaming that THE ECONOMY IS IN THE SHITTER Everyone knows gas prices are going down because Trump released his nfts
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Butterwagon posted:Can someone explain this to me like I'm 5? Stocks are like birthday wish lists. Sometimes you have something on your list that you think will be the best most amazing toy ever. But when you get it, you realize it's not as good as you thought. And slowly you realize that your big bucket of Legos is still more than the shiny new toy, although you don't want to tell everyone else yet.
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Scipiotik posted:First thing I thought of. But the Raiders won that game. If he had turned around and punted the ball into the crowd and then run around the field with no shirt on declaring how smart he was, THAT would have been perfect. But running over Mac Jones was funny
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Butterwagon posted:Can someone explain this to me like I'm 5? Easy. One of those is a technological company and the other is a legacy automaker. Hence difference in P/E ratio of 10 vs. 80. /s
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