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You could argue aliens have nothing better to do than fly around looking for life
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Dec 22, 2022 14:39
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toggle posted:has anybody seen that brazil ufo doco “moment of contact”? is it worth $6.99 australian dollars? I refuse to give him money because of his bullshit about hyping up GUYS WE ARE THIS CLOSE TO GETTING THE ALIEN FOOTAGE REVEALED for the 20th time
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Dec 22, 2022 16:49
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Riot Bimbo posted:biggest bummer if uap are entirely local to our system. Biggest bummer if most UAPs are from nazi expatriates on the moon ("tall whites" aryans) who went there when they unlocked antigravity and magic thanks to Schauberger and the Vril society, and the greys are their clone army.
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Dec 22, 2022 16:59
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Hey DNI, give us the magic words "All right, you go ee tee oo ay pee ting tang walla walla bing bang" doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh, doh Rudeboy Detective has issued a correction as of 17:19 on Dec 22, 2022 |
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Dec 22, 2022 17:15
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Polo-Rican posted:Nahhhhh, human society currently sucks but the vast vast vast majority of planets are dead rock / dust / gas planets that don't have much going on. To a space faring species, finding any planet with life is a jackpot maybe life as seeded here as terraforming agents and our work is now as far as it can go and they are coming to take it before we irreparably gently caress it up
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Dec 22, 2022 17:34
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Biggest bummer if most UAPs are from nazi expatriates on the moon ("tall whites" aryans) who went there when they unlocked antigravity and magic thanks to Schauberger and the Vril society, and the greys are their clone army. Would this mean that America's efforts to land on the Moon was just a recruitment campaign continuing Operation Paperclip? I know Wernher von Braun loving hated living in the American South and thought the food was disgusting but it's gotta beat whatever they're eating on the moon
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Dec 22, 2022 17:34
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Biggest bummer if most UAPs are from nazi expatriates on the moon ("tall whites" aryans) who went there when they unlocked antigravity and magic thanks to Schauberger and the Vril society, and the greys are their clone army. i mean duh but i mean that if it's interdimensional or some poo poo on an an axis like that, but yeah moon nazis would be kinda rough
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Dec 22, 2022 17:41
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Tea Party Crasher posted:Would this mean that America's efforts to land on the Moon was just a recruitment campaign continuing Operation Paperclip? He also found it frustrating using non-slave labor lol
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Dec 22, 2022 17:43
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Slavvy posted:He also found it frustrating using non-slave labor lol Most people who marry their cousins do
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Dec 22, 2022 17:45
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Riot Bimbo posted:i mean duh but i mean that if it's interdimensional or some poo poo on an an axis like that, but yeah moon nazis would be kinda rough "Interdimensional" is just a fancy name for magic. Think like when Rasputin and the Nazis opened a portal to hell and Hellboy got sucked into it.
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Dec 22, 2022 17:50
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gileadexile posted:I just talked my sighting over with my wife and the biggest takeaway I have as I lie in bed is like. Like, what the gently caress. this is very wel-put, I felt the exact same way when I first saw a little white tic-tac lazily floating across the sky. a weird mix of exhilarated and like aliens just played a prank on me
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Dec 22, 2022 17:51
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Think like when Rasputin and the Nazis opened a portal to hell and Hellboy got sucked into it. 
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Dec 22, 2022 17:52
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:"Interdimensional" is just a fancy name for magic. that would be fuckin' crazy lol
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Dec 22, 2022 17:54
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lobotomy molo posted:this is very wel-put, I felt the exact same way when I first saw a little white tic-tac lazily floating across the sky. a weird mix of exhilarated and like aliens just played a prank on me I want for us to peacefully commune with and be ascended by extraterrestrials, unless it turns out they are coming to Earth to make content for prank channels, then I say kill them all.
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Dec 22, 2022 17:54
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What if the aliens are technologically advanced just by virtue of being at it for so long so they've gotten incredible scientific insights just by repeated trial and error, but they're dumb as poo poo and very easy to prank
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Dec 22, 2022 17:56
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Tea Party Crasher posted:I want for us to peacefully commune with and be ascended by extraterrestrials, unless it turns out they are coming to Earth to make content for prank channels, then I say kill them all. Hi, we're here today on a planet locally known as "Earth" for P'Nutti's punishment. You've probably noticed that P'Nutti isn't here with us right now - he's currently being ushered in to the head buildings of one of the local world governments and has to do and say whatever we tell him.
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Dec 22, 2022 17:56
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Primate COWERS and SHITS Itself Witnessing Frictionless Drive (Gone EXISTENTIAL!)
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Dec 22, 2022 17:57
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Biggest bummer if most UAPs are from nazi expatriates on the moon ("tall whites" aryans) who went there when they unlocked antigravity and magic thanks to Schauberger and the Vril society, and the greys are their clone army. It's fine Admiral Byrd found them in Antarctica so at least they're all still here Wait
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Dec 22, 2022 17:58
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Tea Party Crasher posted:I want for us to peacefully commune with and be ascended by extraterrestrials, unless it turns out they are coming to Earth to make content for prank channels, then I say kill them all. first_contact.jpg 
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Dec 22, 2022 18:00
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Riot Bimbo posted:that would be fuckin' crazy lol I know, right  
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Dec 22, 2022 18:04
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Birds, text me
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Dec 22, 2022 18:09
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Tea Party Crasher posted:Primate COWERS and SHITS Itself Witnessing Frictionless Drive (Gone EXISTENTIAL!)
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Dec 22, 2022 18:10
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Lib and let die posted:Hi, we're here today on a planet locally known as "Earth" for P'Nutti's punishment. You've probably noticed that P'Nutti isn't here with us right now - he's currently being ushered in to the head buildings of one of the local world governments and has to do and say whatever we tell him. BREAKING: UN Chairman Allows Extraterrestrial Diplomat To Smack His Rear End Like a Bongo Drum To Declare Unity Between Species
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Dec 22, 2022 18:14
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advance chauvinist extraterrestrials will be insanely confused by our earth's hodgepodge of civics and government types space emperor could land in canada and think that Q queen of canada lady is a real monarch and not know any better
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Dec 22, 2022 18:19
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Rudeboy Detective posted:Hey DNI, give us the magic words We have the tools
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Dec 22, 2022 18:45
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The Demilich posted:We have the tools 
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Dec 22, 2022 19:04
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We did the nazis once, it will be easier when their bones are hollow from living on the moon
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Dec 22, 2022 19:04
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Inspector Hound posted:We did the nazis once, it will be easier when their bones are hollow from living on the moon all birds have hollow bones, thats why they're so hard to spot
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Dec 22, 2022 19:21
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PokeJoe posted:all birds have hollow bones, thats why they're so hard to spot it's so they can gently caress, op
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Dec 22, 2022 19:34
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Egg Moron posted:it's so they can gently caress, op thats classified info
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Dec 22, 2022 19:44
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I'm going to play Roy Orbison for the aliens
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Dec 22, 2022 21:01
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Tea Party Crasher posted:Primate COWERS and SHITS Itself Witnessing Frictionless Drive (Gone EXISTENTIAL!)
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Dec 22, 2022 22:08
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So far today I've driven past where I had the sighting four times. Thankfully I remain normal, haven't purchased a single sandwich board OR soapbox! But seriously yeah. I never thought it would be this complicated to have seen something that can't be explained. It's not quite a feedback loop, nor does it take up every thought every waking second, but it feels like when my mom died and I would realize it all over again every hour or so. So weird. What's funny is that I've read every page of this thread and watched NEARLY every vid and gif posted and now I kinda understand how some of the people taking them must have felt. drat, what a trip. What's funny is my wife bought me a copy of The Day After Roswell maybe two months into our relationship about thirteen years ago after we heard about it on an episode of Coast to Coast that barely came through on the AM band. drat. Life can be weird and random and so is this post, so I'll shut up now!
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Dec 22, 2022 22:17
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Barry Foster posted:For four quid? Yeah, I'd say so. yeah nice I’ll take a look my bony fealty posted:I refuse to give him money because of his bullshit about hyping up GUYS WE ARE THIS CLOSE TO GETTING THE ALIEN FOOTAGE REVEALED for the 20th time ah yes, the dr steven greer school of promotion
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Dec 22, 2022 22:23
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Think like when Rasputin and the Nazis opened a portal to hell and Hellboy got sucked into it.
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Dec 22, 2022 22:39
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Wheeee posted:Q: There were rumours swirling that Congress was already aware of them and had found them in private aerospace. Yeah some of the language in the newest NDAA bill seems somehow too pointed, like they're going after something specific that they might already know about, because someone is in there telling them what to look for. The whole situation is frustrating because on the one side you have the public face of this pentagon bullshit, where they come out with a yearly report that a couple guys in a basement office were scraped together to write, and it's all about mostly uninteresting anomaly reports which 90% will be balloons or foreign intel, probably just "unidentified" from lack of data or lack of time to look into it. Then on the other side you have all these spooks and public personalities talking about crash retrievals, intact craft, wilson-davis memo, the 2001 nimitz encounter tic-tac, all sorts of in-your-face ontological shock kind of poo poo. And then you hope that the first side will talk about this spook stuff (like that senator in the last hearing bringing up Wilson-Davis, UFOs disabling nukes, etc.) and the pentagon guys just shrug their shoulders and say, "here, here are 150 balloon reports we collected over the last year at your instruction, we have made a special inter-agency office to collect balloon reports, we haven't found any evidence of a crash retrieval among the balloon reports"
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Dec 22, 2022 23:36
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toggle posted:has anybody seen that brazil ufo doco “moment of contact”? is it worth $6.99 australian dollars? The Varginha UFO incident is pretty loving weird but this doc does a good job of comprehensively covering all the details on it and even does a lot to add new information about it. There are a few stand-out moments and interviews and one really dubious one that I can recall. It's the best documentary on the incident that I think you're going to find. It's not as good as The Phenomenon but I feel like when it comes to documentaries like this, you could spend your money on a lot worse.
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Dec 22, 2022 23:55
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Aliens are real and we lied about it for several decades. Also we killed JFK. Immunity pwease!
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Dec 22, 2022 23:56
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Think like when Rasputin and the Nazis opened a portal to hell and Hellboy got sucked into it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb3bXgUEMk4
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Dec 23, 2022 00:00
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toggle posted:has anybody seen that brazil ufo doco “moment of contact”? is it worth $6.99 australian dollars? I liked it and I think I paid $9 when it first came out. if you've got $7 to burn I say go for it
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