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OwlFancier posted:https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/979810839749210112?lang=en My mother and I are both a lot happier now we don't have to pretend we like each other at Christmas and birthdays, 2019 we stopped family events, 2020 we just FaceTime every few months when dad remembers I exist.
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Z the IVth posted:Fake a positive lateral flow. Seconded. This is why God gave us Covid! Although now I feel suspicious about my dad's girlfriend who just ALLEGEDLY tested positive...
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Diet Crack posted:lmao UK peons never cease to disappoint https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmqxbktVgO8
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I wonder if flashing terf is going to feature in thatcher's techbase?
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"Adult biological humans weren't designed to help each other self-actualize. From the moment we're thrown into terf world, we're fated to do nothing but traumatize children." - Merkin Mantis
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welcome to tiny terf world, winston. enjoy not being able to have a gender on account of their being too many, you idiot
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So I can get my dick out to make a point now? My question is, can you fix a country and populous this loving broken?
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Z the IVth posted:Fake a positive lateral flow. Now that is a jolly fine idea. Say I'll go then on Saturday feel lovely and then get out my red felt pen... I've never had a positive covid result, is the line red? Better make sure I get the right colour as sister & co have had positive covid tests! OwlFancier posted:https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/979810839749210112?lang=en So which Jeremy is this or a general Jeremy. There is the Jeremy whose politics I love, there is the Jeremy whose acting is superb and who I love and then there's Clarkson  Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Dec 23, 2022 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Now that is a jolly fine idea. The line is a darkish red purple, it's slightly thicker than the control line and is faded on the edges of the line from the blotting
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Tesseraction posted:welcome to tiny terf world, winston. enjoy not being able to have a gender on account of their being too many, you idiot these people won't be happy until there's only one gender with no penises at all. because otherwise the children might see one
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Now that is a jolly fine idea.
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Diet Crack posted:The line is a darkish red purple, it's slightly thicker than the control line and is faded on the edges of the line from the blotting Ta. I shall inspect my felt pen collection.
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You could just google positive test and pick a picture off the internet and whatsapp them it.
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Convex posted:these people won't be happy until there's only one gender with no penises at all. because otherwise the children might see one Except they keep allying with tradcaths and American Evangelical reactionaries and Tory nonces who fetishize imaginary 1950s gender roles rather than anyone that might deliver on that, so I think they're just reactionaries but for the imaginary 1970s instead of the imaginary 1950s or the imaginary 1490s.
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OwlFancier posted:You could just google positive test and pick a picture off the internet and whatsapp them it. Just looked at some pix but they all seem to have hands or other in. Messaged my bro abroad who has had covid and he's going to send me one. That said I might crumble under the gaze of Madam Control Freak aka sister.
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OwlFancier posted:You could just google positive test and pick a picture off the internet and whatsapp them it. 
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My recommendation: just lie, and don't give it another thought.
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Sorry all, can't make it - NovichokOnly Kindness posted:My recommendation: just lie, and don't give it another thought. Honestly, gently caress dealing with anything you don't want to after the past 3 years of a shitshow. It's why I quit my job last week.
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Feliz Novichok Da da da da Feliz Novichok Da da da da Diet Crack posted:Honestly, gently caress dealing with anything you don't want to after the past 3 years of a shitshow. It's why I quit my job last week. 
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Only Kindness posted:Feliz Novichok Policía Navidad Policía Navidad Policía Navidad Amamos la Mace y la brutalidad
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Es Y'Golonac Es Y'Golonac Es Y'Golonac Monstro con las bocas esus manos
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https://twitter.com/MaryMargOlohan/status/1605957711631249408 Don't know what the back history of this is! Apparently she's standing silently opposite an abortion clinic but not as part of a protest group. These days, can't stand and pray in your head without getting arrested... oh right. The vid was originally shared by some group called ADF who are "a faith-based legal advocacy organisation that protects fundamental freedoms and promotes the inherent dignity of all people" Dunno about this. I believe it has to be down to a woman to choose regarding abortion - and even organized one for a teenage relative in a very religious home who was on the verge of knitting-needling herself, but also right to silently protest too. On the other hand, I've never heard of a Public Space Protection Order either before so don't know whether she's got history in this regard. Fairly sure whoever dreamed up PSPOs only intended them to be used against Yoof or pesky socialists, not sure this was their intended 'market'.
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You've never heard of pisspots before? Yeah they're basically there to give the cops the ability to arrest you for things that aren't illegal. Very popular for employing against the homeless and protests.
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Yeah on one hand that account is a giant reactionary cesspool of terf, swerf, probirth, and sedevacantist tradcath nonsense, and on the other pisspots are entirely a tool to allow police to treat the guy who feeds birds in the park because he wants to be like Francis of Assisi as if he's actually Osama bin Laden. So in this case it's fash on fash violence I guess? Like when all the Reform UK accounts light up with "this old man was arrested in public just for reading the Bible" "really? he was arrested just for telling people that all are welcome?" "not quite" "oh no, not that they should sell all their possessions and feed the hungry?" "no, not that either" "what verses then?" "oh, you know the ones..."
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Guavanaut posted:That sounds like they'd want xenofeminism then; spermatogenesis from XX stem cells, IVF with no male needed, biobags, a hundred sexes blooming, and the liberation of humanity over the tyranny of nature's reproductive toil. I read a paper on pythons and females laying eggs containing half clones of themselves via Parthenogenesis and there was a line that said "several of our subjects chose self fertilisation even though they had access to a male" and I will never stop laughing about it.
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Guavanaut posted:
Isn't that when the lady spider turns round and eats the man spider - spider equivalent of the ideal man: makes love all night then turns into a pizza.
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Well, I heard that you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese, so maybe the men-spiders are just going one step further.
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Sad. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/dec/21/transgender-rights-activist-henry-berg-brousseau-dies-aged-24 Transgender rights activist Henry Berg-Brousseau dies aged 24 His mother, Kentucky state senator Karen Berg, said he killed himself after ‘difficulty finding acceptance’.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:https://twitter.com/MaryMargOlohan/status/1605957711631249408 after previous legal troll jobs by similar fundies where the hard pushed press lines were things like "she wasn't even allowed to wear a cross at work!" and the actual main beef was "I'm not allowed to repeatedly insult, belittle and aggressively try and religiously convert my co-workers" my initial state is always gonna be dubious Some clinics have legal buffer zones already where protests can be moved a hundred metres or so away to protect those getting healthcare, but from a quick look this rainy morning it looks like start of next year they should be implemented nationwide by default, and I wouldn't be surprised one bit if this is being used as part of a campaign against it bit easier to develop some sympathy for the person quietly praying than the guy waving some full colour posters of dismembered late term abortions while screaming redfaced that everyone walking through the doors is a "child murdering slut for soros" I'm guessing theologically there's also something to counter what matthew 6:5 says about not doing this kind of bullshit Diet Crack posted:So I can get my dick out to make a point now? from what I'm hearing you gotta stick on some fake pubes on there first and somehow that makes it all fine
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Just looked at some pix but they all seem to have hands or other in. Messaged my bro abroad who has had covid and he's going to send me one. That said I might crumble under the gaze of Madam Control Freak aka sister. You can use soft drinks to fake a postive test. Apparently kids were doing this to get out of going to school during 2020-2021 https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8372450/
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It can. But it rapidly degrades during that time, it's mostly contagious for the first 24 hours.
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Diet Crack posted:With a bit of luck she'll heat her home by burning it down, preferably while still inside. Like no one, and I mean no one, opens presents in a way where you can re-use the loving wrapping you poncey oval office. Cough. Though I don't bother to save it; I just like sloooowly and satisfyingly getting the tape off without damaging the paper. How many people out there does she think are going to be thinking "oh hey I've got all this wrapping from last year why did I never think of reusing it thank you genius government lady!" (I also peel oranges/tangerines/clementines excruciatingly slowly and carefully pick off all the pith before eating, which I'm reliably informed makes watchers want to strangle me.)
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More that christmas wrapping is used once a year and doesn't really work as a purposeful thing unless you're reusing it for a Birthday, at which point people will be like "you're such a cheapskate" - it's not going to do a loving thing in terms of recycling because I'm certain most households still have a box full of decorations, tinsel and wrapping paper on spools that carries over into the following Xmas. To me it's this banal attempt at being loving useful within DEFRA when we know they do gently caress all and would rather send mountains of poo poo in to the ocean. I hope she slips and presses the iron into her own stupid tory face. Diet Crack fucked around with this message at 10:49 on Dec 23, 2022 |
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Runcible Cat posted:Cough. E: the really amusing part is I imagine that woman probably carefully directs how other people around her open their presents so she can reuse that paper too, which must be an absolute delight for the family at Christmas
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I bought a bunch of flannel cloth and strong and use it to wrap presents. Pays itself back over a period, just gotta remember to pick it back up after people open their presents. I've been doing it for a few years for birthdays and Christmas and it works great. But also gently caress that lady.
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TACD posted:E: the really amusing part is I imagine that woman probably carefully directs how other people around her open their presents She prefaced it with "my kids hate me" so absolutely this.
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TACD posted:I like wrapping presents so they’re hermetically sealed and there’s no un-taped gap by which to enter 👹 You are my Destined Enemy. Aroint ye, fiend!
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