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So rising interest rates have accounted for a what… 34% drop in stock price since April? The rest of the market doesn’t reflect that kind of loss and that includes both the S&P and Nasdaq Even by musk’s logic it doesn’t make sense
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I like when he said there was nothing he could have done differently in the past few months that would have improved the situation at Tesla. Nothing at all. Perfect execution so far!
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A woman asked him why he's saying transphobic stuff, says she has a trans child, and he was just like "I'm not going to suppress my views" lol jesus
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Musk also has a trans-child who disowned him.
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PsychedelicWarlord posted:A woman asked him why he's saying transphobic stuff, says she has a trans child, and he was just like "I'm not going to suppress my views" lol jesus Lmao he doesn’t understand who buys Teslas and that’s so goddamned funny. To be clear, his bigotry isn’t funny but the fact that he says insanely tone-deaf poo poo like this absolutely is. Holy poo poo man, just lie. Every CEO lies and spouts milquetoast platitudes to placate shareholders. “ “Telling it like it is”/being a bigoted shithead works for Trump because he doesn’t run billion dollar publicly held companies. JFC
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You dare criticize the Nazi-sympathizing plutocrat I worship? You must be deranged! 
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cynic posted:Reading this thread, I am reminded of a meeting I was in with the c-suite of my company. There were some meeting conflicts with our SEO department and a fairly junior member of staff was sent along. Someone who definitely wasn't paid enough for their level of insightful candour. The grand-high-dictator of the company had an idea and our friend and ally instinctively responded; "Dawg, that supervillain as gently caress!". A bunch of people who earned 100x what they earned pondered on this for a few minutes, then unanimously agreed and we never mentioned the bad strategy again. The member of staff got a huge award and all-expenses trip at the end of the year. So the opposite of what Elon-twitter are doing right now. I can only assume this trip was a trick so they could hunt him for sport
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CaptainSarcastic posted:You dare criticize the Nazi-sympathizing plutocrat I worship? You must be deranged! I thought that was kanye
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Frank Frank posted:So rising interest rates have accounted for a what… 34% drop in stock price since April? The rest of the market doesn’t reflect that kind of loss and that includes both the S&P and Nasdaq Yes well you see the Liberals, MSM and shadow cabal are all trying to take down Musk for speaking the truth. Has he really said anything that would drive off people by listening to only one side, upset his target base that want clean healthy vehicles, or sink the very company he bought for billions? Probably even some perverts trying to get him. Total conspiracy! People are mad he's owning the libs! It's quite shameful if you think about it. Great time to buy Telsa stock!
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Ups_rail posted:I thought that was kanye Alt-right mad libs
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1OyKAVlPQznGb It's fun to work at the Fed at times like this
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Armitage posted:I wonder how well Musk's cars are selling with the audience he's been courting. They're asking for gas cars. No really.
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The Last Call posted:They're asking for gas cars. lmao
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1OyKAVlPQznGb Again anyone who can remember better then me please correct me if I m wrong. Money has been super duper cheap for over a decade. Institutions could just roll over their loans. and plow that money into to long term projects like twitter. Elon taking twitter private increased the amount of debit twitter/elon have. Elon can just barrow or roll over his loans twitter has to be able to break even. This is the feds fault for making barrowing more costly. Also Elon is a super duper smart man....a rocket man....a car man.....and maybe even an assman!
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The Last Call posted:They're asking for gas cars. Wait, audience is asking for Tesla gasoline powered cars?  Wait, no. This makes sense. His primary audience now is chuds and they have no interest in electric vehicles. I can’t wait for the COAL ROLLING Cybertruck that produces 40% extra carcinogens
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Pfft, I thought Elon was a tool before he showed his rear end to the entire internet.
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Ups_rail posted:I thought that was kanye I still get a good chuckle out of
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Musk doesnt deserve to cosplay Wario. Wario stole Mario's castle that one time and did a bunch of other cool stuff. atleast the Wario in the timeline where he wears a purple and yellow outfit.
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jadebullet posted:I've been getting push notifications of his tweets despite not following him. It's kinda annoying. I posted this same thing shortly after he was forced to buy the site. I don't really tweet or interact with anyone but I have the app on my phone and the instant he bought it I started getting blown up with every stupid thought he farted out E the Shaggy posted:"ELON IS THERE A WAY FOR TESLA TO CONNECT TO OUR TWITTER PROFILES??" A guy cuts me off in traffic and I immediately shriek about it into the dashboard of my Tesla, which converts it into a Tweet before veering into a second grader and bursting into flames
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Hazo posted:A guy cuts me off in traffic and I immediately shriek about it into the dashboard of my Tesla, which converts it into a Tweet before veering into a second grader and bursting into flames No it's doesn't start a Lithium fire unless/until a firetruck or ambulance show up. 
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I haven't seen a stock collapse like this since Enron
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Libra posted:Elon actually resembles Warioware Inc. era Wario quite a bit. Yeah, except in the end all his employees caught up to him and beat him up and took their fair shares back leaving Wario to figure out what just happened. I think since then he's been less overtly greedy like that.
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MrQwerty posted:I haven't seen a stock collapse like this since Enron As far as I can remember, there were no significant financial, auto industry, or tech-related events this week. There weren’t even any Tesla-related events, other than them doubling the current discount for the next week or so. Has this ever happened before?
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:I was wondering about that today. TSLA is down over 21% just this week.
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WithoutTheFezOn posted:Has this ever happened before? Multi-hundred-billionaires weren't allowed to tweet to the world about what a dipshit they are until right now and im here for it MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Dec 23, 2022 |
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FPzero posted:Yeah, except in the end all his employees caught up to him and beat him up and took their fair shares back leaving Wario to figure out what just happened. I think since then he's been less overtly greedy like that. Also Wario is an endearing figure on some level, Elon is just a stupid rear end in a top hat.
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hemale in pain posted:there's now more than a 0% chance that musk will start pushing for tesla to make a non-electric car if his chud buddies on twitter tell him to lol It'd be funny to see them try. It would take several billion in R&D and billions more in new manufacturing facilities to get that off the ground and I doubt there's many investors that would want to stump up the cash for that.
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