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DeadlyMuffin: Jul 3, 2007

Xlorp posted:

Are you the Counter of Monte Cristo?

I appreciate you.

LifeSunDeath posted:

jfc. Needs to be renamed to murder bay asap.

DeadlyMuffin has a new favorite as of 17:20 on Dec 22, 2022

# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:17

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 11:11

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Burgers should be w i d e, not TALL

A diner near me does blackberry-filled french toast and if you slap some hashbrowns and sausage/bacon in the middle of two slices, you get god's perfect food.

# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:41

Mr. Crow: May 22, 2008; Snap City mayor for life

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/KclrQaX.mp4

don't sleep on this

# ? Dec 22, 2022 17:41

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

ultrafilter posted:

Archiving the World�s Saddest Destinations Via Google Maps

# ? Dec 22, 2022 18:36

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Cartoon Man posted:

# ? Dec 22, 2022 18:40

Cyrano4747: Sep 25, 2006; Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

lmao

# ? Dec 22, 2022 18:41

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Cartoon Man posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOugNisFgVo

# ? Dec 22, 2022 18:44

Mr. Fall Down Terror: Jan 24, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Mister Speaker posted:

I worked in a campus pub where we served a 1lb burger patty called the Yeti. It was so big, we had to finish it in the convection oven and the server had to tell the customer it would still take something ridiculous like 18 minutes to arrive at the table.

We also served a Monte Cristo sandwich (turkey/ham/Swiss cheese/mayo/mustard on white bread, egg battered, deep fried and then served with powdered sugar and served with a side of jam). One day, one of our bouncers asked us to Monte Cristo a Yeti burger for him.

there's this game 'space station 13' which is ridiculous and has many years of overlapping systems wedged in. one thing you can do in the game is fry a sandwich in the kitchen. it becomes a 'fried sandwich' if you use the fried sandwich to make a sandwich, then fry it, you get a "fried fried sandwich sandwich". if you use the fried fried sandwich sandwich to make a sandwich then fry it, etc.

someone in the game once made a fried fried fried^5 sandwich sandwich sandwich^5 whose name was so long it would overflow the chat buffer if you looked at it, which would crash your client. not a problem as long as you don't look at it. THEN someone else used mad science to bring the fried fried fried^5 sandwich sandwich sandwich^5 to life, where it promptly started scampering down the halls and doing things, generating messages like "the fried fried fried^5 sandwich sandwich sandwich^5 is running!" "the fried fried fried^5 sandwich sandwich sandwich^5 said "hello!"" which crashed everyone's clients to the point they had to restart the server

hell of a game

# ? Dec 22, 2022 19:45

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

Cartoon Man posted:

You magnificent bastard.

# ? Dec 22, 2022 19:55

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

LifeSunDeath posted:

ugh, wrong loving thread

# ? Dec 22, 2022 20:57

Bum the Sad: Aug 25, 2002; by VideoGames; Hell Gem

Scratch Monkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/KclrQaX.mp4

Best Buy employee clearly squeaking on carpet. My immersion is ruined.

# ? Dec 22, 2022 21:50

Imperador do Brasil: Nov 18, 2005; Rotor-rific

Large Testicles posted:

Squeeze Inn

Are you from Sunbury?

# ? Dec 23, 2022 02:15

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

ultrafilter posted:

Archiving the World�s Saddest Destinations Via Google Maps

Cartoon Man posted:

Thank you

# ? Dec 23, 2022 03:29

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Imperador do Brasil posted:

Are you from Sunbury?

Nope. Roseville

# ? Dec 23, 2022 04:44

BrianBoitano: Nov 15, 2006; this is fine

# ? Dec 23, 2022 07:06

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Boom, mansplained!

# ? Dec 23, 2022 08:35

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

How do I claim my round cheese? :ohdear:

# ? Dec 23, 2022 08:48

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Hyperlynx posted:

How do I claim my round cheese?

Do a gouda job

# ? Dec 23, 2022 08:51

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

So did zander cut the cheese?

# ? Dec 23, 2022 13:28

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

https://twitter.com/kurtbusiek/status/1606035336660152320?s=46&t=KDnXTYYA266dCykknSzVig

# ? Dec 23, 2022 15:38

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Let me off this timeline I wanna ride that one

# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:00

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Cartoon Man posted:

This just showed up as straight up and down on my phone because I opened the thumbnail without looking first but I realized what it was before I got to miscarriage, proud of myself.

# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:14

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Kwyndig posted:

Can't eat one of those because activated charcoal fucks with medicine absorption.

Ah, just wash it down with a big glass of grapefruit juice. That'll counteract it! please do not do this

# ? Dec 23, 2022 16:44

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Samovar posted:

Ah, just wash it down with a big glass of grapefruit juice. That'll counteract it! please do not do this

That one depends on the med. Additionally if you take Coumadin you can't eat spinach. Meds are weird

# ? Dec 23, 2022 17:14

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Samovar posted:

Ah, just wash it down with a big glass of grapefruit juice. That'll counteract it! please do not do this

i loving hate that I can't drink grapefruit juice. ruby red and tangerine juice was like my favorite thing as a lil kid

# ? Dec 23, 2022 19:33

Flakey: Apr 30, 2009; There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

My friend made this for me and it kills me every time I see it

# ? Dec 23, 2022 20:31

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

one of my favorite sketches of theirs

# ? Dec 23, 2022 20:34

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Seaniqua posted:

one of my favorite sketches of theirs

tfw you see someone in the combat seat

# ? Dec 23, 2022 20:38

Mauser: Dec 16, 2003; How did I even get here, son?!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4xyhVO-SWfM

One of my favorites. The part where they figure it out and he tries to touch one always gets me

# ? Dec 23, 2022 20:40

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

https://i.imgur.com/s0vrLyC.mp4

# ? Dec 23, 2022 23:51

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Union work for union members, you fuckin' scabs! And don't youse forget it!

# ? Dec 24, 2022 00:03

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Happy holidays everyone

https://i.imgur.com/vMWf07B.mp4

# ? Dec 24, 2022 02:43

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

For my birthday, my mom granted me my wish of getting my face stuffed into the cake. But we did this way out in this kind of boggy lake and it was silly and goofy for a few minutes until it became apparent ants were consuming my face

e: like my 7th or 8th birthday, I mean. I don't mean my most recent one.

# ? Dec 24, 2022 04:48