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PokeJoe posted:lmfao im down for it I'm glad I am too high to make eggs right now, because like, yeah it'll be harsh and gross and weird, but
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YeahTubaMike posted:I know I've posted in this thread a bunch of times so I'm probably technically a veteran by now, but I still have a question: Every time. And I did gently caress up last time but I was super high while making them. The end product still works but they taste like rear end.
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Code Jockey posted:I'm glad I am too high to make eggs right now, because like, yeah it'll be harsh and gross and weird, but don't tempt me I could eat some egg right about now
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Settle an argument for me weed thread. Can drug dogs smell weed brownies or not? If it matters I filter out the plant matter and just use the thc infused coconut oil to make the brownies. There is no taste or smell of weed.
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Laserface posted:Settle an argument for me weed thread. Can drug dogs smell weed brownies or not? Drug dogs are typically trained to bark at a persons scent to make a positive ID. They already know if you have weed from the scanners. You can’t really train a drug dog to smell weed in general, just a specific kind of weed. So often police will push a certain kind of weed on a target before a bust so it appears as if this is a trained drug dog and not a person identifying dog. ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Dec 23, 2022 |
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Dec 23, 2022 12:38
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I swear I read that it wasn't detectable. I mean the dogs are trained to smell for specific smells. They can't possibly train them to smell for chocolate brownies and not hit a million false positives? For reference my friend wants to take weed to a festival and are worried about a car search.
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Laserface posted:I swear I read that it wasn't detectable. If it’s a kind of weed in their database then yeah a dog could definitely smell the weed oil in some brownies. But again they would have to be targeting you ahead of time and have the dog that knows that one type of weed.
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Yall don't understand how dogs' noses work. They can smell the brownies, and the weed in them. You could train the dog to detect a certain brand of butter if you wanted to. The usual metaphor is, if you make soup, you smell soup. But your dog smells carrots, celery, onions, chicken, bay leaf, etc. Nobody has to trick a dog into alerting on you if it's properly trained to detect weed. If you smoke weed at home the dog can smell it on you. If you handled weed without washing your hands, the dog can smell it. If you ever smoked weed in your car, that's a free pass for any drug dog to greenlight a search any time without anyone having to trick the dog into alerting. And my guess is, most edibles smell enough like weed for the dog to notice. Maybe not some highly processed commercial stuff, like candy made from very clean concentrate, but probably every homemade brownie ever.ClamdestineBoyster posted:You can’t really train a drug dog to smell weed in general, just a specific kind of weed. So often police will push a certain kind of weed on a target before a bust so it appears as if this is a trained drug dog and not a person identifying dog. ClamdestineBoyster posted:If it’s a kind of weed in their database then yeah a dog could definitely smell the weed oil in some brownies. But again they would have to be targeting you ahead of time and have the dog that knows that one type of weed. this is nonsense lmao. if you trained a dog exclusively on just one very specific strain maybe some dogs could get a little confused about it but that's as far as I'd entertain this. Not that there aren't badly trained dogs and corrupt cops prompting them to alert, but that's not at all the norm for how detection dogs work
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how mad would nerds be if I said that Dancer of the Boreal Valley in DS3 Vicar Amelia in Bloodborne Maliketh the black blade in Elden Ring are basically all the same boss?
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This drug dog hasn't had the right strain yet
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poverty goat posted:Yall don't understand how dogs' noses work. They can smell the brownies, and the weed in them. You could train the dog to detect a certain brand of butter if you wanted to. The usual metaphor is, if you make soup, you smell soup. But your dog smells carrots, celery, onions, chicken, bay leaf, etc. Nobody has to trick a dog into alerting on you if it's properly trained to detect weed. If you smoke weed at home the dog can smell it on you. If you handled weed without washing your hands, the dog can smell it. If you ever smoked weed in your car, that's a free pass for any drug dog to greenlight a search any time without anyone having to trick the dog into alerting. And my guess is, most edibles smell enough like weed for the dog to notice. Maybe not some highly processed commercial stuff, like candy made from very clean concentrate, but probably every homemade brownie ever. To this point, I was once stopped near the border at one of the Border Patrol checkpoints in Arizona after a wedding because the drug dog alerted hard for weed on my backpack I'd brought. The thing is, my aunt had been the one transporting the weed because she stores it double air tight with her medical supplies. The dog alerted on the fact that I'd kept a poo poo load of weed in that bag for a long time, probably residuals from the one hitter I usually kept in that backpack. Border Patrol emptied that ENTIRE backpack out, found like a trace piece but not enough to detain me. I knew there wasn't poo poo in there because my aunt had given me the heads up, so I just mouthed off to the 19 year old Border Patrol guy a bunch lol
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LifeSunDeath posted:if you're real thin you can pass a weed test way faster when I made parenteral drugs I mostly completely quit smoking because I ended up being a known-quantity that they used for drug tests to let people who came to work stinking like they smoked a blunt in their car (they did) continue to work there because they were reliant on them. The two loving times I smoked a joint I got drug tested within 48 hours, passed both because I'm 6' and 165lbs, I was like 150 at that point. I gotta quit smoking for a while soon, though. Getting laid off on March 17 and even if I go ahead and get a med card in the intervening period, I can't risk failing a hiring piss test. Last time I got clean after smoking every day it was right around the 32 day mark when I stopped pissing readable lines.
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Atlas Hugged posted:Every time. And I did gently caress up last time but I was super high while making them. The end product still works but they taste like rear end. That's rough  I've never made weed butter that tasted like rear end but I might just have a higher tolerance for weedy-tasting stuff or something. I have eaten weed grits and weed toast, after all.
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I worked for a company for a few years that sold all sorts of cop-dog poo poo. Like, harnesses, bite suits, sniffer training kits, etc. Drug dogs aren't trained on actual drugs. They're trained on analogs that are just similar enough to actual drugs, but cost a shitload more. Like, $300 for a weed analog training sample with maybe an ounce of the analog material inside. Seriously. Cheaper just to use the evidence locker, but analogs cost money which means they need funding to pay for it and police budgets, like taxes, never go down. Bomb dogs are trained the same way, just with explosive analogs. Probably why occasionally you'll see an article about cops forgetting they put C4 on a school bus for a training exercise and sending it on its' way for a few weeks before a mechanic notices something out of place. E: ScentLogix is the brand I'm familiar with, but there are a few others. CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Dec 23, 2022 |
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When my brother in law tried to be a cop, he said part of the academy was using special candles so the trainees could learn what burning weed smelled like. What a bunch of squares.
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Burning catnip smells kinda like lovely brick weed from the 90s. There were even companies selling catnip cigarettes in the early 00s. They tasted terrible. E: apparently still a thing, but requires a little digging, usually "herbal, non-tobacco" cigarettes. E2: kinda want to get a pack of these for my cat. 
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Dec 23, 2022 17:49
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Yeah I tried catnip and clove cigs and they just did not grab me
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I can't smoke cloves. Classic tobacco cigarettes for me, hold the filter. I definitely bought catnip cigarettes to try around 2000. They must be an acquired taste. I smoked cloves on an Iraq deployment. After one pack, I went back to my regular tobacco consumption routine of 2 packs of cigarettes, 3 cigars and half a can of dip a day. I quit the cigars and dip when I got back stateside, but I still kill about 1.5 packs a day of red 100s (snapping filters off is $3 cheaper than buying nonfilters).
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poverty goat posted:Yall don't understand how dogs' noses work. They can smell the brownies, and the weed in them. You could train the dog to detect a certain brand of butter if you wanted to. The usual metaphor is, if you make soup, you smell soup. But your dog smells carrots, celery, onions, chicken, bay leaf, etc. Nobody has to trick a dog into alerting on you if it's properly trained to detect weed. If you smoke weed at home the dog can smell it on you. If you handled weed without washing your hands, the dog can smell it. If you ever smoked weed in your car, that's a free pass for any drug dog to greenlight a search any time without anyone having to trick the dog into alerting. And my guess is, most edibles smell enough like weed for the dog to notice. Maybe not some highly processed commercial stuff, like candy made from very clean concentrate, but probably every homemade brownie ever. Nah see you got it exactly backwards. If you train a dog on 2 types of weed it will get confused and not identify either one.
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look everyone let clamd exist in the reality he chooses to but please do not take his legal advice
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eddiewalker posted:When my brother in law tried to be a cop, he said part of the academy was using special candles so the trainees could learn what burning weed smelled like. What a bunch of squares. This is why cops can't be in the same room as fent
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forgot i left my bong outside 
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Narc dogs, the only not good boys (it's not their fault)
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Narc dogs, the only not good boys (it's not their fault) I want to adopt one, so it can help me find free weed. If there’s caches of porn in the woods, it makes sense there’d be caches of vape carts, ditch weed, and peppermint schnapps also.
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You have to agree to a bunch of poo poo to adopt a drug dog. And often they have veterinary record files thicker than War and Peace. They are often adopted outright by their handlers anyhow. You don't want a dog that's been treated like a working police dog anyhow. They rarely make it to double digits in age, often have crazy arthritis, dietary issues because of the high protein zero grain diet they've had, just a litany of issues that will be expensive to treat. Instead, adopt a younger dog from a shelter and look up Noseworks on youtube. Use the training methodology to train a shelter dog to sniff out weed.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:You have to agree to a bunch of poo poo to adopt a drug dog. And often they have veterinary record files thicker than War and Peace. They are often adopted outright by their handlers anyhow. Can I train my pug to find weed? She found some weed I didn’t know I had once and had to be taken to the vet, so I know she knows what it smells like.
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Probably. Any dog can do Noseworks. There's a small organization that's sprung up around it. https://www.nacsw.net/ Most training is done with essential oils, no reason you can't substitute in weed.
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Sunk Dunk posted:forgot i left my bong outside RIP Bong
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LifeSunDeath posted:RIP Bong
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butt dickus posted:not that one, it's broken You son of a bitch
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if a cop can train a dog to find weed, i can train a dog to find weed for me.
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I'd honestly be careful about training your dog to bring you weed. Part of training is rewarding, usually with treats and praise and the like. What you're likely going to wind up with is a dog that brings you the bag of weed on your table for a treat. You'll tell the dog to find weed and it will bring you what you already own. If you're lucky, it will find bags you've lost, too, but mostly they'll go for the obvious find first and expect a yummy snack after. Depending on how food motivated your dog is, this could happen many, many times a day. Unless you train the dog in relatively strict parameters, it's just going to think "this guy will give me snacks for this green stuff always sitting on the table" and you'll be stuck in an infinite treat loop until you run out of weed.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I'd honestly be careful about training your dog to bring you weed. Part of training is rewarding, usually with treats and praise and the like. Fine I'll train her to kill people and bring me their money. Pugs can fly, right?
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Just once, but no one can see them flying. It's reindeer rules.
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butt dickus posted:not that one, it's broken Lol
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Sunk Dunk posted:forgot i left my bong outside RIP to what looks like a great one
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RIP
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 some people just wash off bud in 5 gallon buckets but it seems impractical. No one ever made gin in 5 gallon buckets afaict
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