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Whenever I read one of those godawful Scrooge takes I feel the need to mutter 'are there no prisons? are there no workhouses?' to myself for a while to try to soothe my incandescent rage I loving love A Christmas Carol and I'm not sure most of these fuckers have even read it e: ugh awful snipe, quick goon, post your video again
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 00:56 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 07:25 |
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a pissmas parole
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 00:57 |
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Lungboy posted:Coinkydink makes me want to break stuff. Oh then try this on for size: an ex called a helicopter a bellybopper and an umbrella a brumnelly. I wasn't very good at reading red flags at the time.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 00:59 |
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franco posted:Oh then try this on for size: an ex called a helicopter a bellybopper and an umbrella a brumnelly. I wasn't very good at reading red flags at the time. Everyone should know the red flags for traumatic brain injury
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:01 |
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I actually watched Christmas Carol earlier tonight and what struck me was that even after his "redemption", Scrooge found it really funny to tell the kid he will pay extra if the kid can acquire that Turkey within 5 minutes.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:03 |
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I used to work with someone called Henry Potter. He would get really sad and downcast if anyone called him Harry, intentionally or by mistake - probably borne out of a childhood full of being bullied. And yet not once did I call him a warped, frustrated old man! I did call him Harry by accident, twice, and I still cringe to think about it
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:04 |
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https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1606330834537029632
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:17 |
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Time for the return baby!
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:24 |
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I pronounce words wrong on purpose just to annoy people.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:32 |
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:45 |
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Headlines about people always say something bad about the institution they're part of, and vice versa
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:47 |
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Is it technically impossible to have a new PM within a week? Asking for a friend.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 01:54 |
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Worth noting that those figures add up to 64%, meaning the most popular option was "Don't know" or "None of the cunts". Also: The poo poo Tory rag posted:The poll, commissioned by GB News, also found that a majority (57 per cent) of the British public believe that “nothing in Britain works any more”.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 02:13 |
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Nothing in Britain works anymore? Well, why don't you vote for tories for forty years about it, that'll sort it out, I am sure.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 02:27 |
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Is angostura bitters more or less bitter than Campari? The reason I ask is I've loved bitters for years. I've got orange, cocoa and angostura and regularly mix them with various drinks. I've described it as alcohol umami before. I finally got some Campari and tried it many ways in varying amounts. Its never failed to be utterly disgusting. It's like trying to drink red coloured liquid ear wax or if you accidentally get a mouthful of deodorant. It's ruined every drink I've added it to, but the amounts are always vast compared to the two to five dashes of angostura bitters. Maybe i don't like bitter things after all. Sour things though... Them i can enjoy.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 03:59 |
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Campari is indeed disgusting on it's own
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 04:17 |
We went to what I would describe as a "mid-range fancy" Italian restaurant once near where we used to live in the UK and my wife had a Negroni (equal parts Gin, Vermouth, Campari). I tried some of that - was rank. She claimed to like it, but she claims to like all sorts of bitter things I don't think any reasonable person should like.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 05:24 |
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This discussion is profoundly weird to me, I like Campari in moderation, even neat, but have trouble drinking more than one half-pint of beer because too bitter. Okay maybe I'm the weird one.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 05:27 |
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Jedit posted:Worth noting that those figures add up to 64%, meaning the most popular option was "Don't know" or "None of the cunts". I saw a similar poll on twitter and the winner by 60% of the votes was the famour Prime Minister "Show Results"
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 06:02 |
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Angostura is fine, it adds a nice dimension to an old fashioned, don't know what else you'd do with it though. Probably don't shot it.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 08:25 |
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Whenever someone complains about 'politics' being brought into any topic, is because they are uncomfortable with the status quo being questioned due to their (usually unconscious) total support of it. Nowhere is this more evident than in our local Facebook page, which is full of people loudly wondering why literally everything in the UK is getting worse, but then crossly shutting down the conversation when you point out who's been in charge for the last twelve years.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 09:08 |
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WhatEvil posted:she claims to like all sorts of bitter things I don't think any reasonable person should like. well she likes you but sometimes I wonder if the coriander bitterness gene extends to other things too
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 09:46 |
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kecske posted:well she likes you I've always assumed I have the 'can't taste bitterness' gene because I don't even understand what bitterness is exactly, but it's noticeable that I really like things other people describe as bitter (sprouts, non-smooth coffee, g&t and angostura bitters etc), so maybe some of us just experience it as pleasant.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 10:00 |
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blunt posted:As we're doing covid chat, reminder that if you haven't had a fourth booster yet you can go to any walk-in centre, say "i spend a lot of time with/live with someone vulnerable and was told to get a booster" and they will jab you no further questions asked Anecdotally, it seems this year's flu/cold/influenza/covid/whatever wave has been hitting much harder than before, literally everyone I know has had some kind of cold/etc within the last month Get jabbed y'all, it's good
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 10:04 |
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Jedit posted:The poo poo Tory rag posted: Only Kindness posted:Nothing in Britain works anymore? Been watching a few GB News videos on YT the last few days, and they aren't voting Tory any longer. Its all ReformUK in the comments. The Tories aren't cruel enough for the gammons of GBNews any more. And seeing Farage is on GBNews playing armchair general and captain hindsight every day on it, all the gammons think hes a prophet and new leader. Hes proclaiming Britain isn't working, but it hasn't even been a year since he was doing shows all over the gammon enclaves in a fake pub setting, saying how swell Brexit was going for everyone.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 10:20 |
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jaete posted:
There’s a cold that’s torn through my family. I got it almost two weeks ago, and I’m still coughing up chunks of stuff and so hard that it’s made me puke a couple of times. And that’s after the Covid booster and flu jab. Sucks.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 10:22 |
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My trust is up for the next round of nursing strikes and already making GBS threads itself. Looking forward to Barclay again saying that we are deliberately causing harm to patients and it would be bad to pay nurses more because that means less money for 'front line services' as if nurses aren't that. Genuinely think they are going to hold out for the next pay review and offer 3% and act like that's all the money in the pot.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 10:25 |
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Covid chat. Our company christmas party was Thursday a week ago. Some gently caress came loaded up with it, didn't tell anyone. I work two days in the office, came in two days ago. There is a team who are always there, and strange none of them are in for both days. Got poked outside work chat asking why I was in the office. Work seems have decided to totally ignore it and not tell anyone. Everyone for themselves, gently caress going in for the next few weeks.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 10:37 |
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https://twitter.com/danielstorey85/status/1606588633858940928
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 10:59 |
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happyhippy posted:Been watching a few GB News videos on YT the last few days, and they aren't voting Tory any longer. Honestly, some of it is just voters thinking "Well, there's no way I could have voted for the wrong option, so obviously the people I voted for are just bad at their jobs". And a lot of it is right-wing politicians being incredibly thick and also bad at their jobs. When you pander to the frothing-at-the-mouth right wing, unless you do exactly what you promise you'll do, they'll blame any gently caress up on the slight discrepancies between what was promised and what they got, even if The Butterfly Effect couldn't string together a link between the two. And, frankly, even if you implement exactly what you promised, the same people will shower those around them in flecks of foam as they explain that clearly they wanted the spirit of the thing rather than the actual thing and only a moron like Jomberly Cabbin could possibly get confused by that. So, yeah, those people should be ignored. At all times.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 11:10 |
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Brendan Rodgers posted:Just do two dashes. If you're hesitant about the measure, it means you didn't dash enough in.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 11:35 |
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happyhippy posted:Been watching a few GB News videos on YT the last few days If you enjoy punishment then just hire a sex worker who specialises in that. No need to resort to watching GB news.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 12:21 |
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Brendan Rodgers posted:I actually watched Christmas Carol earlier tonight and what struck me was that even after his "redemption", Scrooge found it really funny to tell the kid he will pay extra if the kid can acquire that Turkey within 5 minutes. what you think of my adaptation: "YOU, BOY, WHAT DAY IS IT?" "DON'T YOU GENDER ME YOU MISERABLE OLD BOLLOCKS, AND DON'T THINK FOR A SECOND YOU CAN REDEEM YOURSELF FOR DECADES OF CAUSING MISERY AND DEATH WITH A DEAD BIRD AFTER TRIPPIN OVER YOUR OWN BALLS ALL NIGHT LONG"
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 13:08 |
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"YOU WEREN'T FLYING THROUGH THE AIR, YOU WERE PRESSED AGAINST THE WINDA WITH YOUR EYES ROLLING IN YOUR HEAD" "BOLLOCK NAKED" "WE'VE ALL SEEN QUITE ENOUGH TURKEY WATTLE FOR ONE YEAR THANK YOU VERY MUCH" crispix fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Dec 24, 2022 |
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Really A Christmas Carol is the story of how the rich discovered selective philanthropy as a way to write off tax and launder their reputations. Sick poo poo tbh.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 13:10 |
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Butcher: What do you mean you want our biggest turkey. Boy: But Mr Scrooge told us to go buy him one! Butcher: The Mr Scrooge, the guy who hasn't spent a penny the last 80 years. Boy: Thats him. Butcher: Likely story, now get the gently caress out you little poo poo!
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 13:33 |
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and it was on that day that ebineezer scrooge learned the hottest take of all: effective altruism
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 13:43 |
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Scrooge decided to hire a local priest to exorcise his place. Now knowing one of Cracthit's kids will die soon, meaning he will have no home distractions and one less mouth to feed/clothe, Scrooge can cut his pay and make him work longer. The new year is looking good for old Ebb.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 14:02 |
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https://twitter.com/coldwarsteve/status/1606387363835482115
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This isn't related to anything at all but I thought the thread might enjoy this morsel from a pathetic man:quote:Horne recalls David Baddiel, who haplessly failed at many of the tasks, leaning forward during a break in recording and whispering to Davies: “You know, I am really clever.”
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