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google THIS

A streamer plays an idle/incremental, just hours and hours of numbers slowly ticking up while he occasionally hems and haws about whether to prestige yet

# ? Dec 19, 2022 16:09

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# ? May 21, 2024 06:10

google THIS

Naming my dog Defeat and his favorite toy Victory so it sounds way more epic when I describe us playing fetch

# ? Dec 19, 2022 21:16

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

google THIS posted:

Naming my dog Defeat and his favorite toy Victory so it sounds way more epic when I describe us playing fetch

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 19, 2022 21:26

Karate Bastard

Bahomet of the Nine Seals get out of the tulips or so help me

# ? Dec 19, 2022 21:29

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

The Voice of Labor posted:

an apple falls on newton's head. newton has an idea. newton's idea is to beat the poo poo out of the apple in retaliation for falling on his head

*newton beats up the apple, apple chunks and juices land on his face during the pummeling*

newton has another idea

*newton eating apple sauce*

the origin story of the fig newton

# ? Dec 19, 2022 21:36

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The lunatics have taken over the asylum. Their general wellbeing seems to have improved as a result of what amounts to occupational therapy. It's a worthy experiment and we should leave it as it is.

# ? Dec 20, 2022 18:13

Karate Bastard

A Finnish Secret Saatana.

I don't know why this is funnier than a Secret Satan. Maybe he has bears? Maybe it's the secret Finnish power word to get rid of bears?

# ? Dec 21, 2022 00:48

The Voice of Labor

we can't stop here this is butt country

# ? Dec 21, 2022 02:27

The Voice of Labor

a kid trying to impress his date. he's got his fly down the entire time. at the end of the night, seeing her off at her door, a single rose rises up through his open fly

# ? Dec 21, 2022 03:32

Shifty Nipples

The Voice of Labor posted:

we can't stop here this is butt country

pretend i posted that gif with the butts thumping on a windshield

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Dec 21, 2022 03:41

The Voice of Labor

beautiful girls from ugly places

# ? Dec 21, 2022 04:08

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

A horror film based on Lemmings.

# ? Dec 22, 2022 14:23

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Prurient Squid posted:

A horror film based on Lemmings.

protagonists finally reach the exit, only to be blocked by a green haired man holding up his hand

# ? Dec 22, 2022 18:42

Karate Bastard

Karate Bastard posted:

There exists a server somewhere with all your shitposts on it.

Reviewing my post history itt I get a KC green dickbutt style knot in my stomach. How many electrons, how much pcb, how many dinosaurs laid down their lives so that my terrible terrible posts could be allowed to congeal in one poor innocent server chassis, which could otherwise have been used for good, now bereft of that chance? I really should post better

oh no

# ? Dec 22, 2022 20:50

caspergers

I have no future. Thought about becoming a hairstylist maybe, but I'm sick of these dead end jobs

# ? Dec 22, 2022 21:22

caspergers

Oh but speaking of hair I just finished watching this documentary about hairstyles. It's honestly pretty good, I just don't really care for the middle part

# ? Dec 22, 2022 23:17

caspergers

Also when my sister was little she somehow got this bambee toy stuck in her hair. Should have seen my mom's face, it was like a deer caught in the head lice

# ? Dec 22, 2022 23:23

Finger Prince

caspergers posted:

Oh but speaking of hair I just finished watching this documentary about hairstyles. It's honestly pretty good, I just don't really care for the middle part

# ? Dec 22, 2022 23:57

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

caspergers posted:

I have no future. Thought about becoming a hairstylist maybe, but I'm sick of these dead end jobs

caspergers posted:

Also when my sister was little she somehow got this bambee toy stuck in her hair. Should have seen my mom's face, it was like a deer caught in the head lice

caspergers posted:

Oh but speaking of hair I just finished watching this documentary about hairstyles. It's honestly pretty good, I just don't really care for the middle part

lol

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 23, 2022 00:35

Karate Bastard

Viginti Septem posted:

His name was Stübsz

Sometimes out of nowhere I remember St�bsz the Elf and have a snorting giggle by my lonesome

# ? Dec 23, 2022 17:16

frump truck: hello... again!

S.O.R.R.Y.

Slaps
Owns
Rules
Rocks
Yes please

# ? Dec 23, 2022 18:24

Karate Bastard

While I'm necroquoting

biosterous posted:

opinions are like assholes: they don't exist, please stop spreading disinformation

Opinions are like assholes: they are smelly, and don't spread them.

Alternatively: everyone has one, and no one wants to hear it.

# ? Dec 23, 2022 18:45

Karate Bastard

"oo long drink"

--Me, happily surprised with an alcoholic tea beverage.

# ? Dec 24, 2022 13:55

caspergers

Opinions are like your hot cousin, everyone's got one and it's always wrong

# ? Dec 24, 2022 14:40

caspergers

frump truck posted:

S.O.R.R.Y.

Slaps
Owns
Rules
Rocks
Yes please

# ? Dec 24, 2022 14:41

baka of lathspell: Can't post for 4 days!

hope heaven got room for a player like me i say as i buy enough doritos to kill 3 elephants

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# ? Dec 24, 2022 16:39

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Karate Bastard posted:

"oo long drink"

--Me, happily surprised with an alcoholic tea beverage.

Long Island Iced Tea is the weirdest drink. Mix all the crappy tasting alcohols together, add a splash of Coke and... Tastes like sweet tea.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 24, 2022 17:47

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

baka fwocka fwame posted:

hope heaven got room for a player like me i say as i buy enough doritos to kill 3 elephants

That reminds me...

Buy... Doritos...

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 24, 2022 17:48

Finger Prince

Sight gag:
Two people walking down a hallway discussing whatever. They pass a door with a sign that says "stationary room", and the through the adjacent window you can see shelves stacked with printer paper and office supplies. Then they pass a door with a sign that says "moving room" and through the window we see the same room only violently shaking as though in an earthquake or on the back of a truck.

# ? Dec 24, 2022 18:41

The Voice of Labor

my podcasts being interrupted for advertisements for harry's palm razors

# ? Dec 24, 2022 20:16

Dip Viscous

A pirate that keeps loving up his fake accent and doing a North Central American English Scandinavian one

# ? Dec 25, 2022 04:16

Twenty Four

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Reaching out to my nephews after 30 years and apologizing for the embarrassment that i must have caused them by making empty promises and spreading unsubstantiated gossip while working at Nintendo.

A kid telling his friends at school about their uncle that worked at Nintendo, way back like 80 years ago. No one believes his story, despite how much he insists it's true.

I recently learned that the company Nintendo (yes that Nintendo) has been around since the late 1800's making playing cards for a really long time until eventually going into video games in the 1970's and early 80's. Initially I called bullshit, but apparently it's true, from multiple sources! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo

Not really a spoiler or much of a joke I guess, just really surprising to me. :aaaaa:

# ? Dec 25, 2022 10:18

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Merry Christmas!

On to the shitpost.

So basically my idea is what if the relationship between Sam and Gollum was that of Homer and Frank Grimes except Sam is Frank Grimes. So Gollum's eating babies and betraying everybody but people just go "that's our Gollum" and Sam's going "you people are insane".

# ? Dec 25, 2022 10:34

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Frat bro gets shot by an air marshal when, upon taxiing to the runway, the four pre-flight Jager shots mix with the plate of pork nachos from the food court, causing him to abruptly jump from his seat towards the bathroom yelling out, "oh bro, I've gotta vom!"

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 26, 2022 17:13

Twenty Four

Viginti Septem posted:

Frat bro gets shot by an air marshal when, upon taxiing to the runway, the four pre-flight Jager shots mix with the plate of pork nachos from the food court, causing him to abruptly jump from his seat towards the bathroom yelling out, "oh bro, I've gotta vom!"

Classic Vom-Com

# ? Dec 26, 2022 17:16

Karate Bastard

Bro accidentally starts almost making sense when shouting encouragement to his friend

Vom it dude!

:wom:

# ? Dec 26, 2022 18:57

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The no nonesense guide to complete idiots.

# ? Dec 28, 2022 15:33

google THIS

Prurient Squid posted:

The no nonesense guide to complete idiots.

And for those who have trouble understanding it there's the idiot's guide to the no nonsense guide to complete idiots

# ? Dec 28, 2022 17:54

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Let he who is without skin cast the first bone. - Skeleton proverb.

# ? Dec 28, 2022 21:00

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# ? May 21, 2024 06:10

Karate Bastard

French marvel localizations, for example Le Hulque. Wolverienne. Le Professeur de X.

# ? Dec 28, 2022 21:43

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