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Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


If I were a Korean I wouldn't trust any 'pork' sold to me by Mr Hands

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

thrashingteeth posted:

I hope you guys enjoy this unhinged tinfoil hat moment from the Weetman this Christmas Eve.

https://twitter.com/francesweetman/status/1606638759373549568

I'm sorry.

Even Keir's New New Labour isn't right wing enough for the CUKs

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


As people are pointing out in the replies, it might almost cover Greg Hands' expense claims.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Bobby Deluxe posted:

My hope is that this forces retirees back into work where they suddenly encounter material conditions and realise hang on, things are poo poo now, and then we get Jaeluni to radicalise them.

Because if someone retired and has even a five minute gap on their CV, they're sure as poo poo not stepping back into their cushy management role; they're coming in at ground floor and getting screamed at by some wanker with a management degree and no people skills because their burger-per-minute rate isn't as high as the AI says it should be.


My line manager is 20 years younger than me and boy does she do my head in sometimes.

Some of the 'natural tory' 80 somethings in my block have muttered about getting the placards out but haven't quite got to pitchforks yet.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004



I read it as £1 billion and thought it wasn't that bad then reread it and er, oof.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

*checks national debt*

lol

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009

What was that day today bit about raising £1000 selling jam? Feels a lot like that

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Exporting pigs in blankets across the world is something to be proud of imo. Finally a positive contribution to global cuisine :britain:

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Only Kindness posted:

Francis Weetman
@francesweetman

:thunk: Is she doing a "thing" here?

knowledge is power, france is weetman

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

They haven't actually done anything. Korea already accepted imports of pork from the EU and has now, apparently temporarily, removed tariffs on pork from the rest of the world.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
https://twitter.com/RichardJMurphy/status/1606326092347875328

Ffs

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b7DgOeMnW4

Like that, but this time around there's no cocaine either.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b7DgOeMnW4

Like that, but this time around there's no cocaine either.

I can't believe for a minute that Keith and Wes aren't future candidates for septum reinforcement

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Only Kindness posted:

1.25 Prime Ministers.

The UK seems to be shifting to a new measurement format that is based entirely on PMs. Time, monetary value, solids, liquid, gasses, is anything safe?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think starmer's liver will give out first.

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
International exchange rates of 1.0 Trusses to 7.3 Scaramuccis or 4.0 Mooches.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/newsthump/status/1606655505576886274

https://twitter.com/coldwarsteve/status/1606739178783494144

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Dec 24, 2022

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Jedit posted:

Yes, she's pretending to identify as male because she's a loving TERF.

It's important that new laws get tested in court. So I salute 'his' commitment to spending 2 years in prison for the cause.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

loving hell.
What is this in pig total, probably not even 30000 pigs.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Bobby Deluxe posted:

I've heard a few people pronounce it like "Baddy Ell," but I remember that sketch (:corsair:) and yeah, the convoluted wrong versions don't sound like a mistake any normal human would make.

I pronounce it oval office if that helps

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Mega Comrade posted:

It's important that new laws get tested in court. So I salute 'his' commitment to spending 2 years in prison for the cause.

It really shows how little they actually engaged with the laws. They'll either continue to be ignorant and be shocked and appalled that they cannot change their gender just to own the trans' or they'll drop it like a rock after Christmas when they realize making a false application is breaking the law.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

happyhippy posted:

loving hell.
What is this in pig total, probably not even 30000 pigs.

Call it 200p per kg for exporting to the EU as a reference price -
1mil / £2 = 500,000kg
500,000kg / 88kg (ref per head pig meat) = 5681 pigs/yr
then convert into SK Won etc

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

kecske posted:

well she likes you :imunfunny:

but sometimes I wonder if the coriander bitterness gene extends to other things too

lol zing :)

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Maxi Jazz died.
gently caress

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/pcs_union/status/1606692177190522882

"Can I see your passport"
NO!
"Can you please wait there"
NO!
"Ok, bye"

e: Liz Truss snorting coke at Chevening

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Dec 24, 2022

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


happyhippy posted:

Maxi Jazz died.
gently caress

2022 coming in with one last kick in the bollocks

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

happyhippy posted:

Maxi Jazz died.
gently caress

Here's hoping he doesn't enjoy what's to come because there's nothing to come.

The bots are already hard at work, telling us he died from insomnia.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Can you die of insomnia? Other than like, total insomnia which yes does generally kill you at some point.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/pcs_union/status/1606692177190522882

"Can I see your passport"
NO!
"Can you please wait there"
NO!
"Ok, bye"

e: Liz Truss snorting coke at Chevening



When has legality mattered to the Army?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

OwlFancier posted:

Can you die of insomnia? Other than like, total insomnia which yes does generally kill you at some point.

if its FFI then sure, but that's a nerve disease with the principal symptom of insomnia rather than true insomnia

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
Insomnia does cause stress which will eventually kill you.

But by the same standard you could claim he died from not enuff love.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

If it helps, just watched Glass Onion and it is a good as hell film.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Gonzo McFee posted:

When has legality mattered to the Army?

I think it matters when they are on UK soil. Once they go abroad, then legal stuff doesn't really matter

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

fuctifino posted:

I think it matters when they are on UK soil. Once they go abroad, then legal stuff doesn't really matter

All airports are now considered international soil.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Skull Servant posted:

All airports are now considered international soil.

No, I think there are going to be some quickly voted in laws that will give the UK military a lot more powers on UK soil. I can see a lot of the civil service and public servant roles merged in with the military, thus scrubbing any chances of striking,

and yeah.... this isn't a good thing, in an emerging one party fascist dystopia

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

fuctifino posted:

and yeah.... this isn't a good thing, in an emerging one party fascist dystopia

I think theres legal proof there were a lot more than just one party.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I think theres legal proof there were a lot more than just one party.

When the main three parties serve the same people and have the same paymasters, we really don't have a multi party democracy, just the illusion of one

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Dec 24, 2022

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

fuctifino posted:

When the main three parties serve the same people and have the same paymasters, we really don't have a multi party democracy, just the illusion of one



lol sure. I guess my "joke" was a bit out of date. But I meant all the ones boris went to.

Mebh
May 10, 2010



More pork there than in our brexit trade deals.

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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Mebh posted:

More pork there than in our brexit trade deals.

The other images in that batch were interesting. lol


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