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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Edward Norton's version of Elon is not dumb enough. They were kind to him. I watched Glass Onion last night and loving hell is it a good demonstration of how stupid Elon is. Wasn't really a fan of the final act of vandalism, especially given Cassandra's actual nature, but everything else in the film? 
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https://twitter.com/ThatMetGirl/status/1606333533215145987?t=T0ICkRwmcuvRqbi0jLN0bw&s=19 Lol Tesla versus nature.
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Arc Hammer posted:Lol Tesla versus nature. https://twitter.com/RjeyTech/status/1606378751872360450
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Is there an overpriced Tesla brand heating device I could use to access my car during winter months??
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Dec 25, 2022 01:57
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These people have never heard about isopropyl 70-99% hand spray just spray that sucker down and the ice will melt and the alcohol will evaporate not the stuff with aloe vera in it, just get some isopropyl above 70% and leave it in your car and spray down poo poo. or leave it in the shed/garage/by the door when you leave the house edit: disclaimer: "Yep. Even when diluted, say goodbye to any protective wax on your painted surfaces with this method." GreenBuckanneer fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Dec 25, 2022 |
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Arc Hammer posted:https://twitter.com/ThatMetGirl/status/1606333533215145987?t=T0ICkRwmcuvRqbi0jLN0bw&s=19 lol only needed to preheat the car and update the app to open the car door. The future is freaking stupid.
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kazil posted:Is there an overpriced Tesla brand heating device I could use to access my car during winter months?? https://www.harborfreight.com/power-tools/heat-guns-knives-seamers/heat-guns/1500-watt-11-amp-dual-temperature-heat-gun-56434.html You'll probably gently caress the car up but that's because Tesla's build quality and materials are trash more than the heat gun
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jeffreyw posted:lol only needed to preheat the car and update the app to open the car door. "Not meant to dig at Elon, sir, I love your car and it's my fault I couldn't work around your design flaw" Every. Single. Time. 
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MrQwerty posted:https://www.harborfreight.com/power-tools/heat-guns-knives-seamers/heat-guns/1500-watt-11-amp-dual-temperature-heat-gun-56434.html Sorry, I'm really looking for one with the Tesla loga and costs 10X as much
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Steadiman posted:Can I have some pizza? Also pet your dog?? Patience, and you will need to beat the squawk of children to the serving platter 
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kazil posted:Sorry, I'm really looking for one with the Tesla loga and costs 10X as much gimme a second, I'm sure I can scrounge up a hot staple gun somewhere
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Dec 25, 2022 02:07
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kazil posted:Is there an overpriced Tesla brand heating device I could use to access my car during winter months?? Boring company flamethrower  Elon you've done it again!
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Boring company flamethrower Your Tesla car not catching on fire? Well with boring's new flamethrower, you can fix that situation in a Flash(fire)!
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I wouldn't poo poo talk Elon if i was a Tesla owner, you know he'd direct them to disable your car or set it on fire or something.
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kazil posted:Is there an overpriced Tesla brand heating device I could use to access my car during winter months?? Or you could just do what Range Rover does and build motors for the door handles that will provide enough force to break through ice in cold climates. That would costs too much money for Tesla.
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Hamelekim posted:Or you could just do what Range Rover does and build motors for the door handles that will provide enough force to break through ice in cold climates. That would costs too much money for Tesla. Tesla would probably do well to source parts from parts bins that they will never, ever be allowed access to after all this poo poo about 10 years ago
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I wonder if teslas have a dead man's switch installed, something like if the car can't phone home to the tesla servers at least once every 30 days the car assumes it's stolen and goes into lockdown
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Instead of having all that semen power being wasted away in the balls, wouldn't you get more power by eating your cum and letting your super semen flow throughout your body? Or better yet, eating the jizz essence of other males to gain their power? It's like no one thinks rationally when it comes to not jacking it.
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Edwardly posted:
I bet it was ‘yellow lines’ to Musk, so he told them to drop it, then everything after has been lies to cover for his stupidity. He’s tweeting “false” after they checked it, after they reported on it, after Ella Irwin confirmed it, and after he rushed some poor engineer to restore it on xmas eve. Just pretending none of those things ever happened… he’s loving trump with a sharpie drawing lines on the hurricane map to prove he didn’t mispeak. Reuters posted:After publication of the story, Twitter head of trust and safety Ella Irwin confirmed the removal and called it temporary.
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Dec 25, 2022 02:26
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teslas actually have a body defrost feature that warms them up and would clear that off doesn't help much if it's so cold that it's too dead to unfreeze the charging port w/ it tho, and it's just mostly just heat cycling the battery (actual effectively placed heat elements that could keep essential surfaces above freezing would mean $100 more in wages and materials per car or whateve & cut into profit) so it'd need a fair bit of charge to be able to run
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Sentient Data posted:I wonder if teslas have a dead man's switch installed, something like if the car can't phone home to the tesla servers at least once every 30 days the car assumes it's stolen and goes into lockdown At this rate we'll probably find out some time around February or March. DRINK ME posted:I bet it was ‘yellow lines’ to Musk, so he told them to drop it, then everything after has been lies to cover for his stupidity. Lol, "We had to take it down to fix it" is utterly unbelievable to anyone. It's not a sign in a shop window you take down to rewrite, Elon. It's a piece of software you push an update to. I bet he also had someone fiddle the font slightly so it "looks" updated and therefore he didn't lie through his teeth.
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My buddy bought a model 3 about a year and a half ago and will not shut up about how much he hates it. Says it spends months at a time in the shop and has to fight to get things that are obvious warranty failures covered. Some thing with the brakes and another with the keyless entry. He also said that eventually they do end up covering warranty repairs but they string you along for as long as humanly possible in an effort to get you to gently caress off and the certified shops involved have no say in what is and is not covered. Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Dec 25, 2022 |
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Waiting for whoever buys out Tesla to deep-dive into all the flaws, shut down all the lines and say “we are NOT continuing to build them as is, what the unholy christing gently caress  ”
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Frank Frank posted:My buddy bought a model 3 about a year and a half ago and will not shut up about how much he hates it. Says it spends months at a time in the shop and has to fight to get things that are obvious warranty failures covered. Some thing with the brakes and another with the keyless entry. MrQwerty posted:Tesla would probably do well to source parts from parts bins that they will never, ever be allowed access to after all this poo poo about 10 years ago except they decided they had to reinvent everything from the locks to the brakes and now you can't source parts for their piece of poo poo cars it's like driving a MGB if it took 2-3 years to source every part that breaks (and about 6-12 parts break when you drive it) I don't know a single happy Tesla owner
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I watched Glass Onion last night and loving hell is it a good demonstration of how stupid Elon is. It makes more sense if you think about his ralk on disruption
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Teslas are utter poo poo. Why on earth anybody would buy one over an audi etron is beyond me.
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Preoptopus posted:Teslas are utter poo poo. Why on earth anybody would buy one over an audi etron is beyond me. etron, eqb, lyriq, polestar... the only reason would be the super charger network, everything else they've been surpassed on
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Tunicate posted:It makes more sense if you think about his ralk on disruption Ahh, true.  Icon Of Sin posted:Waiting for whoever buys out Tesla to deep-dive into all the flaws, shut down all the lines and say “we are NOT continuing to build them as is, what the unholy christing gently caress I'd imagine there'd be some sort of lawsuit against Elon shortly afterwards with them screaming "You didn't disclose any of this!", with a long list of fudged stats, failed safety tests, and general grossly incompetent practices.
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Preoptopus posted:Teslas are utter poo poo. Why on earth anybody would buy one over an audi etron is beyond me. All kinds of cars, even multi-million dollar sports cars, use cheap parts from parts bins because they're available and nobody gives a gently caress about the engineering on your heating control cluster or door lock cylinder, plus guess what? There's literally a billion of them. Tesla is all "engineered" from the ground up, and it's loving stupid because it ignores an entire century of engineering and manufacturing experience across multiple industries to chase the idea that re-engineering settled concepts is not a waste of time. Very glad people are starting to wake up to Tesla's horseshit.
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Other car companies test their poo poo under harsh conditions. Elon just does whatever is the cheapest to manufacture because gently caress the consumer we are already lying to them. I dont expect these things to age well lol
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MrQwerty posted:All kinds of cars, even multi-million dollar sports cars, use cheap parts from parts bins because they're available and nobody gives a gently caress about the engineering on your heating control cluster or door lock cylinder, plus guess what? There's literally a billion of them. Had a guy come in my shop and he tore the splash guard under his model s and it was flapping in the wind as he drove. He was asking us if we could just remove it and I said no cause I don't know what would happen if he drove through snow and water with out it. He was told by tesla he can't get another one till april. I told him to go trade it in for a car that actually has a parts network.
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MrQwerty posted:All kinds of cars, even multi-million dollar sports cars, use cheap parts from parts bins because they're available and nobody gives a gently caress about the engineering on your heating control cluster or door lock cylinder, plus guess what? There's literally a billion of them. My son’s best friend’s family owns a Model Y. They just left on a road trip from Denver to Pittsburgh to visit family and the mom was like “hopefully the heat pump doesn’t break again. Last year we spent the whole road trip through the Midwest covered in blankets in the car because the heat pump is apparently experimental it went out in Kansas and you can’t get the things fixed for months.”
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spunkshui posted:Other car companies test their poo poo under harsh conditions. Just want to say when Elon did his Sweden tests or Norway test I don't remember exactly which with the Tesla's they were testing mainly the traction control and not the other features of the car. Which I surmised means they rolled these cars out of a warehouse that was heated went on an icy lake spun around a bit and then went back into the warehouse without ever letting them sit overnight to see what happened.
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Preoptopus posted:Had a guy come in my shop and he tore the splash guard under his model s and it was flapping in the wind as he drove. He was asking us if we could just remove it and I said no cause I don't know what would happen if he drove through snow and water with out it. He was told by tesla he can't get another one till april. I told him to go trade it in for a car that actually has a parts network. Prediction: Tesla is going to go under and the Federal Government is going to force (willing to bet because it's USA incarnate) Ford to take it over, and the first Teslas they make are going to be parts bin cars with Tesla motors and batteries and they will have higher quality ratings after being slapped together in 6 months than current model Teslas.
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I've owned several cars that the door handles froze shut in total poo poo conditions, it's not really something unique to tesla. Gas cover too! In ice storms or extreme winter conditions poo poo can get pretty hosed up. Made sure to keep a deicer spray around if the conditions were dodgy.
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priznat posted:I've owned several cars that the door handles froze shut in total poo poo conditions, it's not really something unique to tesla. Gas cover too! In ice storms or extreme winter conditions poo poo can get pretty hosed up. Made sure to keep a deicer spray around if the conditions were dodgy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NeTaCWFd-I My '99 Ranger's door handles can seize in weather. This is different. The entire door handle is a component with computers and motors and unlimited points of failure.
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Yeah the door handle design on teslas are loving dumb, along with having frameless doors. I think if the battery is dead dead then the doors have issues because it can’t put the windows down a little?
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Just want to say when Elon did his Sweden tests or Norway test I don't remember exactly which with the Tesla's they were testing mainly the traction control and not the other features of the car. Which I surmised means they rolled these cars out of a warehouse that was heated went on an icy lake spun around a bit and then went back into the warehouse without ever letting them sit overnight to see what happened. I live in the colorado high rockies and I can't for the life of me see how people have them up here. Especially since they regularly close the highways for hours at a time due to winter conditions and if your stuck in that poo poo with a low charge.... good luck. And also every single recover company is gonna laugh at you and charge the maximum to get your poo poo off the mountain.
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