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PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
This should be the entrance music when the lawyers against SBF enter the court room:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oADpWMlKj6Y

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Sentient Data posted:

Holy lol, i thought "thread 1/98" was an absurdist joke

It cz. A living parody of itself

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Will this be his entrance music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSRspHGcrhU

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Oscar Wild posted:

It cz. A living parody of itself

goatse.cz

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
my 98 part twitter thread about why I am not running a scam has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my twitter thread

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Amazingly, if you have an audit performed by a Big Four firm you can avoid your incredibly suspicious 200 part explanation about why you're not running a fraud.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Maybe they j it st like to post

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

kw0134 posted:

Amazingly, if you have an audit performed by a Big Four firm you can avoid your incredibly suspicious 200 part explanation about why you're not running a fraud.

Listen, they went with Trump's (former?) CPA firm, who recently backed out and shat their pants once it became clear that everything about crypto is complete bullshit. What more could they do?!

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Rectal Death Adept posted:

my 98 part twitter thread about why I am not running a scam has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my twitter thread

https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/1606435377795022850

On one hand, I think it's kind of funny that nobody else clicked through to see it's supposed to be 1/9. On the other hand, it's also kind of funny that he didn't just delete the first post in the thread and redo it.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
i'm visiting my parents for christmas, and talking over a bottle of wine my dad asked me to explain the ftx debacle, which led to a broad discussion of crypto. he hadn't heard of nfts, as soon as i explained it was a link pointing to a digital picture he got a real confused look and asked "if it's a digital picture can't people just copy it?"

i was proud he was able to cut to the heart of the grift so quickly

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
you can think of it like, a digital shell game.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



1/my crimes

Armitage_Shanks
May 16, 2004

Fear the aVICtar.

Agents are GO! posted:

On one hand, I think it's kind of funny that nobody else clicked through to see it's supposed to be 1/9. On the other hand, it's also kind of funny that he didn't just delete the first post in the thread and redo it.

Accidentally adding a figure that increases the amount of something by 10 times in the thread trying to reassure people you're not about to leave another smoking crypto crater sure is an oopsie.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Sentient Data posted:

Holy lol, i thought "thread 1/98" was an absurdist joke

https://twitter.com/dril/status/873264183281889281?s=20&t=KmLC_ijJppTvZ47Y3txiyg

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Rectal Death Adept posted:

my 98 part twitter thread about why I am not running a scam has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my twitter thread

jesus why not just write you thing host is somewhere and link it on twitter

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
because elon didn't spend 44 billion on you thing host

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster
I don't really see why Ellison took a plea. What's a hundred years to an elf?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lammasu posted:

I don't really see why Ellison took a plea. What's a hundred years to an elf?

plea deal is the feds give her a sock

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

There really is a dril tweet for every possible occasion, isn't there?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
As ugly as she is on the outside she's worse on the inside.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

As ugly as she is on the outside she's worse on the inside.

careful seth dont like us referring to her looks.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

Her appearance causes me physical pain

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

knox_harrington posted:

Her appearance causes me physical pain

Hey lets not be mean...I bet if she and sam reproduced they d make a prettier child.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1606883207747698689

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
https://twitter.com/Bitfinexed/status/1606785349837012994



Edit:



I wonder if he went for some bodysurfing at Makapu'u after this.

PITY BONER fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Dec 25, 2022

Papa Was A Video Toaster
Jan 9, 2011





Weird or completely ideologically consistent?

Offler
Mar 27, 2010

Papa Was A Video Toaster posted:

Weird or completely ideologically consistent?

Can't it be both?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Are they still billionaire investors post-SBF? :v:

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
"possession" of material that hurt children to make....harms no one. what the gently caress is wrong with those people.

BrewingTea
Jun 2, 2004

Good point, but

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Sentient Data posted:

Holy lol, i thought "thread 1/98" was an absurdist joke

it's a typo, it's 9 tweets

drk
Jan 16, 2005
running a crypto exchange needn't involve the ability to correctly type a one digit number

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

drk posted:

running a crypto exchange needn't involve the ability to correctly type a one digit number

This is racism

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster
Kind of off topic but I have an ancap friend that has a son named Obi-wan Tiberius Magic Smith.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

PITY BONER posted:

https://twitter.com/Bitfinexed/status/1606785349837012994



Edit:



I wonder if he went for some bodysurfing at Makapu'u after this.

Etherium guy always did look very molesty.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021

Grape posted:

Etherium guy always did look very molesty.
But have you considered how influential and amazing he is? Maybe he really is onto something with his ideas.

https://www.amazon.com/Proof-Stake-Ethereum-Philosophy-Blockchains/dp/164421248X

quote:

"With this book, Vitalik Buterin establishes himself as the full-stack philosopher of our age — with enormous insight in political philosophy, economics, game theory, organizational design and, oh yes, technology. If you believe, as I do, that web 3 has the potential to deliver enormous justice and good, this is an essential text. If you don’t understand what that potential could even mean, then this is an essential text. To find such wisdom in this critical field is a relief — and joy."
—Lawrence Lessig, Creative Commons co-founder, Harvard Law School professor, and author of The Future of Ideas: the Fate of the Commons In a Connected World

"Vitalik Buterin is unique in his robust, technical, and perspicacious approach to good intentions. He is one of the principal 'good guys' in the epochal, if uncertain, emergence of a world-to-come in which digital networks become as useful as they ought to be. This book is nerdy on the surface, but read with an open mind it is dramatic. It’s about the quest to figure out how the world can be better. There is no greater game and nothing more suspenseful or more filled with love."
—Jaron Lanier, computer scientist and author of You Are Not a Gadget

Vitalik Buterin is not only a great innovator, he is also a great and important thinker. The essays collected in this book prove that, and so many of them have more real substance than entire books by many other people.”
—Tyler Cowen, Professor of economics, George Mason University

"I’ve never been more excited about the potential of the Internet, and that’s largely thanks to Vitalik Buterin."
—Alexis Ohanian(co-founder, Reddit), TIME

I saw him on the commuter train and he was wearing mismatched Hello Kitty socks. . . . And this is the person building the infrastructure that is challenging the power structures of the most important financial institutions out there.” —Wired

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

PITY BONER posted:

https://twitter.com/Bitfinexed/status/1606785349837012994



Edit:



I wonder if he went for some bodysurfing at Makapu'u after this.

One Vitalik is probably no more mechanical stress than 440 squirrels

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/airline-killed-440-squirrels-in-giant-shredder-1087522.html

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

PITY BONER posted:

https://twitter.com/Bitfinexed/status/1606785349837012994



Edit:



I wonder if he went for some bodysurfing at Makapu'u after this.

My tweet about child porn has people asking question answered by my tweet

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
DEEPEN YOUR VOICE!!!

https://twitter.com/liron/status/1607150879702155265

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
“Do not reveal the Wu tang secret!!!”

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