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I’ve introduced my family to the magic of a good old retro Snowball complete with glacé cherry. Truly the ultimate Xmas booze
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Someone summarise what king sausage fingers says. There's only two things I want to hear from that gout-riddled nonce defender: 1) I am fully funding every food bank in the country out of my vast generational wealth, 2) leave my daughter-in-law alone Piers you oval office.
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Dec 25, 2022 13:55
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This chrismas, give the gift of [redacted].
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Dec 25, 2022 13:56
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I'm so loving glad that I don't do Christmas anymore. Zero presents, zero toxic family interactions and zero stress. I don't know how some you stay sane.
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Dec 25, 2022 13:58
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Since it's Christmas, time for the answers to the earlier quizOnly Kindness posted:Numbers without context Prime Ministers
Monarchs
Major international football tournament win (Euro 2022)
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Dec 25, 2022 13:59
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https://twitter.com/MattSunRoyal/status/1606987365196697604 #NormalIsland
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is that lanky lad walking beside the one everyone forgets about playing with himself
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Dec 25, 2022 14:30
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at least wave back ya fuckin weirdos lol
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Dec 25, 2022 14:31
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Happily i'm having another solitary xmas. Nice food and i opened up a bottle of rioja that has been sitting on a shelf for nearly 3 years (it's good). 
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Dec 25, 2022 14:38
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Dec 25, 2022 14:47
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Merry Christmas all! smellmycheese posted:I’ve introduced my family to the magic of a good old retro Snowball complete with glacé cherry. Truly the ultimate Xmas booze What's the recipe? My go to Christmas drink for the last few years is https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/egg_nog_64580 which goes down so well.
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Dec 25, 2022 15:11
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Brother got our dog a new bed and a new toy, a walrus. He placed the Walrus on the bed for the dog to find. Dog loves bed, but picked up toy and winged it away, then brought his old toy onto it. Dog and old toy now watching mum make dinner.
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Dec 25, 2022 15:20
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Lacking ideas I went with a substitution theme, quite by accident.
It were fuckin' great Now it's lashings of dark rum and coke with loads of ice in front of [movie I won't name because one of you reprobates won't be able to avoid spoiling it] on the ole Panny Plasma
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Dec 25, 2022 15:26
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fuctifino posted:I'm so loving glad that I don't do Christmas anymore. Zero presents, zero toxic family interactions and zero stress. I have nice family, which helps! There are some that are a bit odd but we don’t bother seeing them.
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fuctifino posted:I'm so loving glad that I don't do Christmas anymore. Zero presents, zero toxic family interactions and zero stress. I'm lucky to get on with my folks and my sister and her husband. And we're not all in the same place that often so it's nice. It helps that the gathering is no bigger than that. The worst thing I have to put up with is my dad's shite taste in television. He is the rare Ancient Aliens watcher
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Dec 25, 2022 16:01
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Only Kindness posted:
You've left us no choice now but to spoil every movie . Rocky dies at the end of Rocky 2 to save the Enterprise, but gets resurrected in Rocky 3
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Dec 25, 2022 16:02
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Oh crap, I've not thought this plan through.
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Dec 25, 2022 16:09
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Mega Comrade posted:How early is too early to hit the sauce. My family is already driving me insane However soon you need to in order to lay somebody out by the evening.
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Failed Imagineer posted:You've left us no choice now but to spoil every movie . The 53rd ending in Return of the King is the entirety of Home Alone 2
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Dec 25, 2022 16:17
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General Grievous is Darth Vader's father. And both of Rey's parents.
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Dec 25, 2022 16:23
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Merry Xmas all! Not sure I like this trend of sharing family Christmas photos that’s caught on among my WeChat group, nobody needs to see how much weight I put on this year (it is A Lot), but Mrs Beefeater has shared anyway, possibly as part of a “stop being a lard-arse” campaign. Family were here and there were no fights, it was great.
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Dec 25, 2022 16:23
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I'm just slaving away making food for 10 when it's just me. Gonna be eating like a Sunak though.
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Dec 25, 2022 16:27
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The organist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTgYiMDRHY
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Merry Christmas you lovely goons! I genuinely like all of you more than the average person on the street Just remembered https://betamaxmas.com/, going to give that a watch later Overdid it on https://www.nigella.com/recipes/poinsettia yesterday, very tender today
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Dec 25, 2022 16:49
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TACD posted:This isn't related to anything at all but I thought the thread might enjoy this morsel from a pathetic man: Sometimes when I'm not inspired enough to read the entire article I settle for the graun url summary: alex-horne-secret-to-cult-show-taskmaster-offbeat-but-not-wacky-off-kilter-but-not-bonkers wonder who or what does these
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Dec 25, 2022 16:53
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Finally feels like I'm through the worst of this flu/sinus infection thing I've had all week (sadly my partner is about two days behind me so she still feels awful). My brother and sister in law were kind enough to do enough food for us as well so I've been over to pick that up and ate my half. I now feel like I'm going to pass out from the food. This is something I haven't felt for quite a while so I guess I'm happy? Merry Christmas goons. gently caress the tories and all that
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Dec 25, 2022 16:54
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I got the crackling fuckin' perfect and everything has been chill and had really nice time with the missus and kids and I had a few mimosas and a fair bit of the ol' medical weede and things are really nice right now But seriously that cracklin' goddamn cronch much love to you comrades cracklin'
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Dec 25, 2022 17:04
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Every day I'mDesperateDan posted:cracklin'
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Dec 25, 2022 17:07
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Sad Panda posted:Merry Christmas all! Sorry. Been busy cooking. It’s a tall glass of ice , dollop of Advocaat, top up with lemonade and a squeeze of fresh lime. Garnish with lime and a glacé cherry
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Dec 25, 2022 17:07
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Someone summarise what king sausage fingers says. There's only two things I want to hear from that gout-riddled nonce defender: Well it's from yesterday but according to The Sun (gently caress them I'm linking Daily Beast instead) Andrew has been kicked out of the palace https://www.thedailybeast.com/king-charles-completely-boots-prince-andrew-from-palace-report-says
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Dec 25, 2022 17:28
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gently caress off Jess. Rishi Sunak serving people food is the bare minimum we should expect of our politicians. Let all of em do their Tory poo poo and I’ll yell as hard as anyone but can you imagine BoJo or Jacob Rees-Mogg lowering themselves to serve food? As of Dec 2022, the bar is so low that pretending to be a decent person is actually an improvement on the expected behaviour.
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Dec 25, 2022 17:31
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I'm almost certain Boris will have done the same photo op serving food at a soup kitchen or whatever. In my head the photo looks alot like that meme with the big fast food lad and the dropped mayonnaise.
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Dec 25, 2022 17:35
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I think Johnson did it too, but I could never imagine Theresa May doing it. Maybe Cameron, he's likewise a PR freak. Truss would unironically say the apocryphal "let them eat cake" line. Hope you're having a good christmas, all, mine's good so far and now I'm sipping Scottish mead like a posh oval office.
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Dec 25, 2022 17:40
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NotJustANumber99 posted:I'm almost certain Boris will have done the same photo op serving food at a soup kitchen or whatever. In my head the photo looks alot like that meme with the big fast food lad and the dropped mayonnaise. I couldn’t find anything on a simple search for BoJo soup kitchen. Google did show up an article called “Where’s Boris?: anger among volunteers at food bank on PM’s patch.” tho.
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All cooing and awwing like a loving zoo. Next nonce parade at 4.15pm
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happyhippy posted:All cooing and awwing like a loving zoo. "Look look, its our betters!"
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can someone add me on discord server please 
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