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kazil posted:I like to think that the FBI, when going undercover at say, a social media site, would list the FBI on their resume. like the episode of Bob's Burgers where the detective goes undercover but he's wearing a big police badge on a lanyard and the back of his t-shirt has POLICE printed on it e: Elon Musk tried to dress up as Santa Claus one year but decided not to when he realized that if any of his family members suspected it was Elon Musk coming down the chimney they'd start making sure that the fireplace was a blazing inferno
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git apologist posted:Elon Musk is a penis Fat, round, weird skin texture and thin hair.... and he's close to arseholes and dickheads.
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1607096125567414272 I bet those aren't his dogs.
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1607096125567414272 lol every reply has this spammed at it 
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kazil posted:elon really just stole 3 dog pics and posted them on christmas lmao  here's an actual kitty picture
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1607096125567414272 None of his family or friends wanted to spend time with him it seems. https://i.imgur.com/RdgDwEl.mp4
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cr0y posted:I watched Glass Onion at behest of this thread and yes it is very good A++++ would watch again I'm Rich Bitch
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PinheadSlim posted:"Halfway from CA to TX my passenger side window of my tesla randomly shattered in sub freezing temperature." This happened to my brother I think he had the nerve to close the drivers door.
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PinheadSlim posted:"Halfway from CA to TX my passenger side window of my tesla randomly shattered in sub freezing temperature." Oh, that happens to me 2 or 3x per month
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh, that happens to me 2 or 3x per month still love the car though
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh, that happens to me 2 or 3x per month my car falls to pieces when it's under 0 out, nbd
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Codependent Poster posted:Elon help. I can't open my Tesla doors and the window shattered in the cold and I can't charge it and it drives right over children and it explodes at random. I still love the car though. Interesting
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Codependent Poster posted:Elon help. I can't open my Tesla doors and the window shattered in the cold and I can't charge it and it drives right over children and it explodes at random. I still love the car though. Working on it!
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PinheadSlim posted:"Halfway from CA to TX my passenger side window of my tesla randomly shattered in sub freezing temperature." Should have taken your private jet.
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goatface posted:Should have taken taken your Tesla through the Hyperloop Tunnel 
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goatface posted:Should have taken your private jet. What about the assassins? Pretty sure it's still safer to take the Tesla.
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ilmucche posted:I'm the snorlax ornament It's called a snornament and I am not even a little bit sorry for posting from 20 pages ago.
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Time_pants posted:It's called a snornament and I am not even a little bit sorry for posting from 20 pages ago. I wanted to post my appreciation of the other ornaments we didn't get to see (tangela, weedle etc) but couldn't because I got probed for calling jacob rees mogg a tory
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Preoptopus posted:A guy I work with who is normally a pretty tech savy engine builder, thinks the hyperloop is the most amazing thing built in the world. Just chronic brain worms. what do these hyperloop people do when they encounter a subway? must blow their minds out their asses.
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Buce posted:what do these hyperloop people do when they encounter a subway? must blow their minds out their asses. public transportation? ew gross
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The Postman posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1607096125567414272 Man with a huge family posts zero (0) family pictures for the holidays. Interesting
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Codependent Poster posted:Elon help. I can't open my Tesla doors and the window shattered in the cold and I can't charge it and it drives right over children and it explodes at random. I still love the car though. "Guys, I love the car and I think Elon is an understated genius. I'm not trying to trash talk the car. I really love Tesla. I just want a little help. Please. I love what Elon is doing with Twitter."
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It's not a Christmas dog picture unless you're painstakingly trying to get them all together for one picture before they immediately run away.
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Preoptopus posted:A guy I work with who is normally a pretty tech savy engine builder, thinks the hyperloop is the most amazing thing built in the world. Just chronic brain worms. What is it with these people? The guy I work with can build a flawless modern EFI turbo system for a Testarossa in his sleep but he thinks Elon is personally responsible for the Starlink setup app having a good UI. Data Graham fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Dec 26, 2022 |
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Propaganda Hour posted:Man with a huge family posts zero (0) family pictures for the holidays. family pictures, you mean assassination bulletins?
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Data Graham posted:What is it with these people? The guy I work with can build a flawless modern EFI turbo system for a Testarossa in his sleep but he thinks Elon is personally responsible for the Starlink app having a good UI. straight up dumbasses i.e. engineers my mom divorced one for being too up his own rear end
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