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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

the holy poopacy posted:

He would have started the script years after Elon got in a public slapfight with a volunteer rescue diver who had gently told him to stay in his lane after he proposed using submersible coffins to ferry kids out of a flooded cave, so it's not anything particularly visionary, just having his eyes open.

wasnt elon gonna make ventilators for trump or something?

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

putin is a oval office posted:

Jesus that is not how any of this works, the fingerprint isn't stored against every impression lol

The fingerprint is CHECKED before the impression is stored.

Why don't they just sniff their packets?

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
So every twitter account on the planet got hacked of its name email and phone number. Anyone tried calling any celebrities?


What’s the Euro penalty for this will musk will slip away scott free again?

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

The X-man cometh posted:

High view counts give the poster an endorphin rush, encouraging them to stay on Twitter, posting more content.

Calling Elon a failed father and husband and knowing he sees the tweet gives way more endorphins tho

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Lol how did I miss that Twitter got hacked. Do we know when this one actually happened?

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

lmao I looked up the thai cave rescue on wikipedia and there's not a single mention of elon musk or his submersible coffins. Elon Musk is not even a footnote compared to the heroic actions of the 100s of people who actually got those kids out

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

cr0y posted:

Lol how did I miss that Twitter got hacked. Do we know when this one actually happened?

2021

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

Did anyone get notification?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Apparently it's new? Not sure how legit

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I want those celebrities examples

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



I think this one is new(er)
https://twitter.com/sachasayan/status/1607062413987450881?t=tN8HAkowbDSqM-5ZGnGvcw&s=19

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


It's like 400,000,000 phones

Edwardly
Jun 28, 2011

Google Jeb Bush posted:

i would love you to elaborate for those of us who are not the correct kind of wizard

OFAC is office of foreign asset controls. Generally, you're not supposed to work with anyone in the OFAC lists. It's a way to define and apply sanctions in the USA. It's not well defined though so it's like common names of ISIS splinter groups, sanctioned countries, known war criminals, etc.

If you don't comply with OFAC you're looking at $150k fines at least per transaction (up to I think somewhere in the low millions) and if it's serious enough there's jail time.

That's the short of it. I ran most of that system (engineering side) for a high profile money exchange system, so if you have other questions I'm happy to answer.

Wouldn't that only apply for the payment processor, though? Not Elon or Twitter. At least until you can send money through Twitter.

Tamba
Apr 5, 2010

Infinitum posted:

It's like 400,000,000 phones

If it's the old leak, the 'I forgot my username, here's my phone number' function did not have any limits on it, so someone just tried all valid phone numbers to see which ones returned Twitter accounts.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

rotinaj posted:

Was there more context to why elon was apparently flying around the west coast and plugging or unplugging twitter servers?

What else was he going to do on Christmas? Spend time with his children?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Megillah Gorilla posted:

What else was he going to do on Christmas? Spend time with his children?

Can we stop calling them his children.
That implies love and wanting them.
Can we instead call them Contractual Organ Donatian Incubators

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Is there a point where the EU might/could just say gently caress-it and block Twitter altogether for being completely untrustworthy with user data as a service or is just fines all the way down in terms of how they might retaliate against Elon?

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

Ups_rail posted:

wasnt elon gonna make ventilators for trump or something?

If I remember this correctly, didn't he hype that he was going to supply 1000 ventilators, but instead supplied a bunch of off-the-shelf BiPap machines that were completely useless Vs. Covid? And responded to being called out on it with "if you don't want to play with me, I'll take my toys home"?

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Y ah I think it was in response to the bullshit about his post predicting "Slight peak in March and all but gone in April except for major cities".

When hospitals were overflowing with people needing ventilators to live, people pleaded with him to Tesla Engineer a super ventilator and he was like 'yeh no problem'.

Then when the things were delivered they were just drop shipped crap

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Is there a point where the EU might/could just say gently caress-it and block Twitter altogether for being completely untrustworthy with user data as a service or is just fines all the way down in terms of how they might retaliate against Elon?

Yes, but Elon would probably spite block the EU market first after the fines start stacking up because 1) the EU moves at the speed of a particularly sluggish bureaucracy and there are lots of right wingers in the parliament who want him to keep owning the libs 2) he's a thin-skinned pissbitch who won't appreciate overseas government intervention in his project.

The fines are a function of doing business in the EU - once they exceed the income you might get from that market, just stop doing business there and no more fines. Bing bong so simple.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Watched glass onion, pretty good

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

darkwasthenight posted:

Yes, but Elon would probably spite block the EU market first after the fines start stacking up because 1) the EU moves at the speed of a particularly sluggish bureaucracy and there are lots of right wingers in the parliament who want him to keep owning the libs 2) he's a thin-skinned pissbitch who won't appreciate overseas government intervention in his project.

The fines are a function of doing business in the EU - once they exceed the income you might get from that market, just stop doing business there and no more fines. Bing bong so simple.

I hope he does pull the trigger on that first then, because I bet that surely wouldn't affect any other future business ventures he might want to conduct in the EU as well. :allears:

SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022

Edwardly posted:


Wouldn't that only apply for the payment processor, though? Not Elon or Twitter. At least until you can send money through Twitter.

Yeah you are correct. I got too excited and a little ahead of myself here. If Elon goes ahead with making Twitter a fintech, he'll have to delist a lot of blue check subs, but for now, he's just doing regular business with sanctioned individuals and businesses

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



https://twitter.com/anammostarac/status/1606465631406411776?t=7UX_kUdSEc7_ixQMqTOZmA&s=19

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




was just thinking about how dumb the twitter files are. spend $44 billion on buying a company and then try to dig up dirt on it WHILE your the ceo? dumb.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


hemale in pain posted:

was just thinking about how dumb the twitter files are. spend $44 billion on buying a company and then try to dig up dirt on it WHILE your the ceo? dumb.

Remember when the 1st twitter files got released like 2 hours late, cause obviously he was getting legal advise from someone telling him "This could be a very bad idea"

Then he tweets out literal revenge porn of Hunter Bidens dick if you past the urls an archiver? You know poo poo that rightfully needs to be brought down?

Then magically a few days later he fires Twitters General Counsel for doing his loving job?

And maybe

Just maybe

Elon Musk is a bit of a loving c

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I'd love to see twitter get sued for something in the twitter files releases only for leno get blindsided when he finds out he can't pass off liability

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Edwardly posted:

OFAC is office of foreign asset controls. Generally, you're not supposed to work with anyone in the OFAC lists. It's a way to define and apply sanctions in the USA. It's not well defined though so it's like common names of ISIS splinter groups, sanctioned countries, known war criminals, etc.

If you don't comply with OFAC you're looking at $150k fines at least per transaction (up to I think somewhere in the low millions) and if it's serious enough there's jail time.

That's the short of it. I ran most of that system (engineering side) for a high profile money exchange system, so if you have other questions I'm happy to answer.

Wouldn't that only apply for the payment processor, though? Not Elon or Twitter. At least until you can send money through Twitter.

OFAC is part of the Bank Secrecy Act which applies to all financial institutions. This can include jewelry shops and any place that cashes checks.

I dont think Twitter counts as a financial institution.

It does qualify for a number of privacy related regulations and laws tho (which tends to be more scattershot in the US than anywhere else).

Twitter is going to get hammered for it and is under a consent decree with the FTC for loving up on protecting people's data and privacy, and the Europeans are already threatening them with action based on thei own privacy related laws (namely the GDPR).

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012
Oh, here's a few gems from yesterday:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1607222688300544000

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1607223545721159680

I wonder how many of his kids he even spoke to yesterday. My overly optimistic bet is 1-2 tops.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Shageletic posted:

OFAC is part of the Bank Secrecy Act which applies to all financial institutions. This can include jewelry shops and any place that cashes checks.

I dont think Twitter counts as a financial institution.

It does qualify for a number of privacy related regulations and laws tho (which tends to be more scattershot in the US than anywhere else).

Twitter is going to get hammered for it and is under a consent decree with the FTC for loving up on protecting people's data and privacy, and the Europeans are already threatening them with action based on thei own privacy related laws (namely the GDPR).

Remember that he's dead-set on turning Twitter into PayPal 2 in addition to YouTube 2

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

MrQwerty posted:

Remember that he's dead-set on turning Twitter into PayPal 2 in addition to YouTube 2

Which is hilarious and actually makes liable for actual jail time.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Shageletic posted:

Which is hilarious and actually makes liable for actual jail time.

This is all further proof that no individual should ever be allowed access to a billion dollars

Offler
Mar 27, 2010

QuarkJets posted:

lmao I looked up the thai cave rescue on wikipedia and there's not a single mention of elon musk or his submersible coffins. Elon Musk is not even a footnote compared to the heroic actions of the 100s of people who actually got those kids out

That's because he didn't even plan on rescuing them. He most likely intended to use the spotlight to dream up some new invention that could *totally* have rescued the poor football team, but alas they all had to tragically die since not enough people/governments had invested in his brilliant invention ahead of time. So when someone else stole "his" spotlight and went ahead and rescued the kids, he got so mad that he became an easy mark for some scammer that pretended to have dirt on the main rescuer. That's how I read it at the time at least.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Infinitum posted:

Apparently it's new? Not sure how legit



Why wouldn't this dumbass just look for Elon's email address and send the ransom note to him that way

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

morningdrew posted:

Why wouldn't this dumbass just look for Elon's email address and send the ransom note to him that way

The people who run that website are an escrow service

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

Infinitum posted:

Apparently it's new? Not sure how legit



the attempt at blackmail is new but it appears the data was collected with the 2021 vulnerability and sat on until now

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Chrpno posted:

Why don't they just sniff their packets?

Ew.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Sentient Data posted:

I'd love to see twitter get sued for something in the twitter files releases only for leno get blindsided when he finds out he can't pass off liability

dw there is nothing even remotely actionable in any of the actions shown in the twitter files

the only thing they could be sued for is stuff elon and his people did, like linking stolen nudes, which of course he still assumes he wouldn't be liable for anyways

Offler posted:

That's because he didn't even plan on rescuing them. He most likely intended to use the spotlight to dream up some new invention that could *totally* have rescued the poor football team, but alas they all had to tragically die since not enough people/governments had invested in his brilliant invention ahead of time. So when someone else stole "his" spotlight and went ahead and rescued the kids, he got so mad that he became an easy mark for some scammer that pretended to have dirt on the main rescuer. That's how I read it at the time at least.

I’m afraid the truth is much worse, Pettaya is a hot spot for divers and also child sex tourism, and only one of those aspects were known to Elon, who, like any conservative, is only capable of making an accusation through projection.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
"haha, all expats in South Asia are sex criminals" is a common trope, there isn't more behind it than that, Elon just isn't thoughtful enough to come up with more than the most basic and cliché quips even when he's trying to insult somebody.

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
The guy sued him and somehow lost.

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