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i think purely as a matter of military strategy texas should have tried to prevent the israelis from landing tanks in texas and should probably stop deploying troops on horseback cosplayed as sioux warriors
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I'd it crashes enough does it, like, unsplit?
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FilthyImp posted:I'd it crashes enough does it, like, unsplit? Not, like, automatically, if that’s what you mean. but companies like to keep their stock between $100 and $500, so if it crashes enough some companies might decide to do a reverse split. not tesla though, it’d feel like losing and they really cannot stand to look like losers.
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wait is the stock exchange open this week? I'd assumed it was closed until new years
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SolTerrasa posted:they really cannot stand to look like losers. I take your claim and counter: every tweet musk has ever made
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Tesseraction posted:wait is the stock exchange open this week? I'd assumed it was closed until new years only closed today (christmas obvserved) and jan 2 (new years day observed)
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Tesseraction posted:wait is the stock exchange open this week? I'd assumed it was closed until new years nope, just normal official holidays
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i love the idea of texans just itching to break away and join mexico, i wanna live in that weird-rear end world
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So someone made a grafana dashboard with various Twitter metrics, first amongst them latency measurements of Sacramento and Atlanta, and guess what happened right around Elon's "Twitter is Rube Goldberg, doesn't break when unplugging essential things" tweets: https://deadbird.singlepane.io/d/Z_aqE2d4z/twitter-death-watch-basic-overview?orgId=4&from=1671609600000&to=1671955199000  Not only does the median latency pop up, but the density of the latency measurements under about 100ms thins out dramatically. Wouldn't have imagined such a visible discontinuity, there you go.
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Shame Boy posted:i love the idea of texans just itching to break away and join mexico, i wanna live in that weird-rear end world many texans would love to break away and then try to conquer mexico
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is that internal latency of handling requests or latency to customer, because the round-trip latency bump of going from e.g. sf to atlanta instead of sacramento is like 20ms
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Ultraklystron posted:So someone made a grafana dashboard with various Twitter metrics, first amongst them latency measurements of Sacramento and Atlanta, and guess what happened right around Elon's "Twitter is Rube Goldberg, doesn't break when unplugging essential things" tweets: wasn't that 12/24 though
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The_Franz posted:https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1607504838169972736?s=20&t=4hYLGXuHqIgYDYPC_znvbg somebody tell the Russian player that in game social networks are supposed to be in character and to stop trying to make the HRE happen, it doesn’t have to happen just because it’s in the game as a joke
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rjmccall posted:is that internal latency of handling requests or latency to customer, because the round-trip latency bump of going from e.g. sf to atlanta instead of sacramento is like 20ms I'd guess it's an external, though it looks like both Sacramento and Atlanta pop up 20ms. Beeftweeter posted:wasn't that 12/24 though Huh, maybe the timezones offset for the graph. I guess the question is "was his jet in Sacramento around then?" Even then, he could've told someone else to do the actual disconnecting.
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Ultraklystron posted:I'd guess it's an external, though it looks like both Sacramento and Atlanta pop up 20ms. that's plausible i guess, but it'd be odd for it to happen at exactly midnight in whatever time zone. maybe they just didn't pay? lol
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Shame Boy posted:i love the idea of texans just itching to break away and join mexico, i wanna live in that weird-rear end world
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yeah the new republic of texas would be a full on narcostate with huge chemical production infrastructure
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Tesseraction posted:the "mis-" is silent Elon when his texts to Grimes are left on read
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I’d love to see Greg abott deal with the migrant crisis by just turning his state into the same country the migrants are coming from, those predictions are really rock solid
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Beeftweeter posted:that's plausible i guess, but it'd be odd for it to happen at exactly midnight in whatever time zone. maybe they just didn't pay? lol I feel like we'd have zero traffic to Sac then rather than a partial degradation in latency in that case.
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they probably just shut down peering with whatever provider cost the most (and happened to be a couple ms faster on average than other providers) it isn't like twitter has a single isp at their datacenters. they're gonna have multiple circuits to each of multiple peers
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dum-dum's plane flew from denver to austin, spent less than an hour on the ground, and is now about to land back in sacramento
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nudgenudgetilt posted:dum-dum's plane flew from denver to austin, spent less than an hour on the ground, and is now about to land back in sacramento And off again it goes about 30 minutes later - what the hell is he doing? https://mastodon.social/@elonjet/109583881415690462
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Ultraklystron posted:And off again it goes about 30 minutes later - what the hell is he doing? saving da planet from climate change and the woke mind virus
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Musk might not be on it? Perhaps this is a cheaper/easier way for pilot to get necessary flight hours before the end of the year?
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Concerned Citizen posted:Musk might not be on it? Perhaps this is a cheaper/easier way for pilot to get necessary flight hours before the end of the year? Musk using up the carbon offsets he bought from himself.
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Concerned Citizen posted:Musk might not be on it? Perhaps this is a cheaper/easier way for pilot to get necessary flight hours before the end of the year? ya or he’s flying it around empty to gently caress with people/be petty
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he’s rich so he’s addicted to flying everywhere to feel important.
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twitter was wild in the late 00s. as an 80s kid, the concept of celebrity was so far out of reach to you - you saw them on tv and movies but there was no way you could find out about your favorite movie star or musician unless you read an interview in a magazine or saw something on tv. nevermind the possibility to actually interact with them. and then twitter came around and you could basically eavesdrop on real time conversations, and sometimes arguments, between your idols. some accounts were obviously run by publicists but others were genuine and it was kind of an unreal, first time in history, kind of feeling to be part of. i dunno if gen z will have the same experience tbh. thank u for reading my essay on how Twitter was once kinda cool
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polyester concept posted:twitter was wild in the late 00s. as an 80s kid, the concept of celebrity was so far out of reach to you - you saw them on tv and movies but there was no way you could find out about your favorite movie star or musician unless you read an interview in a magazine or saw something on tv. nevermind the possibility to actually interact with them. and then twitter came around and you could basically eavesdrop on real time conversations, and sometimes arguments, between your idols. some accounts were obviously run by publicists but others were genuine and it was kind of an unreal, first time in history, kind of feeling to be part of. i dunno if gen z will have the same experience tbh. thank u for reading my essay on how Twitter was once kinda cool
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Back to Austin he went. So weird: https://mastodon.social/@elonjet/109584478332860120
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Ultraklystron posted:Back to Austin he went. So weird: https://mastodon.social/@elonjet/109584478332860120 left x in the data center
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theflyingexecutive posted:left x in the data center That would be a first. All of his ex's have left him.
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polyester concept posted:twitter was wild in the late 00s. as an 80s kid, the concept of celebrity was so far out of reach to you - you saw them on tv and movies but there was no way you could find out about your favorite movie star or musician unless you read an interview in a magazine or saw something on tv. nevermind the possibility to actually interact with them. and then twitter came around and you could basically eavesdrop on real time conversations, and sometimes arguments, between your idols. some accounts were obviously run by publicists but others were genuine and it was kind of an unreal, first time in history, kind of feeling to be part of. i dunno if gen z will have the same experience tbh. thank u for reading my essay on how Twitter was once kinda cool wheatus of teenage dirtbag baby fame liked my tweet the other day and that was nice, and I did listen to iron maiden, baby
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thats'a spicy premarket.. loitering at 116 now.
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