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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

spend less on bullets

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Ultraklystron
May 19, 2010

Unsafe At Every Speed

Mister Speaker posted:

spend less on bullets

no

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




They thought they'd be safe since it was a Chevy

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

motherfucker ford was right there

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Yeah but when you drive a Chevy through the levee, the levee is (usually) dry.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Arson Daily posted:

motherfucker ford was right there

trying a ford was what caused all this in the first place!

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

gmod 2 is out?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

A lot of you think this is fuel but it’s actually leaking prop wash

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Scratch Monkey posted:

A lot of you think this is fuel but it’s actually leaking prop wash

Is that like blinker fluid for planes?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



And this picture summaries a lot of this thread.
:catstare:

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



Gotta love the old heidenhain controls where the buttons wear so quickly that theyre unreadable.

Leandros
Dec 14, 2008




Windmill tube slid off its trailer and has been blocking a major highway over here.

Leandros fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Dec 28, 2022

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Leandros posted:


Windmill tube slid off its trailer and has been blocking a major highway over here.

Did the wind blow it off to prevent itself from being used without permission?

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Captain Hygiene posted:

Perfectly executed PIT without missing a bite, guy's a natural

I don't think it's a PIT if the target merges into it.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


piL posted:

I don't think it's a PIT if the target merges into it.

It's not a pit because it's not a pursuit. It's just sparkling road rage

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Can't park there, mate.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Leandros posted:



Windmill tube slid off its trailer and has been blocking a major highway over here.

It identifies as a shortcut tunnel now :haw:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

So that's why my new fleshlight is delayed. Sexarse'd again! :reject:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rnkhehe4Py1r0uzl6.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rnggehChba1s1ddrj_720.mp4

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

This is what is called an "attractive nuisance".

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Push El Burrito posted:

This is what is called an "attractive nuisance".

Turn on your monitor :heysexy:

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Oh come on it’s like a 3 foot drop

Shartin Mad
Nov 23, 2022

by Hand Knit

I like to think I have good impulse control but I've never wanted to touch a machine more

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



RatHat posted:

Oh come on it’s like a 3 foot drop

Lol, I wasn't looking too close at first, and it seemed a lot higher when I thought the kid was a full size human beneath them for a second

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Shartin Mad posted:

I like to think I have good impulse control but I've never wanted to touch a machine more

Sure. Like I'm going to listen to what someone named Daryn says.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ukDi5DL.mp4

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

is the OSHA part that he's drinking piss on the job

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Shartin Mad posted:

I like to think I have good impulse control but I've never wanted to touch a machine more

That reads "touch this and get fired" all over it.

Because the guy who knows how to program it was fired because of "streamlining the business" and the button have worn out so the New Guys can't do it even if they want to.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

minato posted:

Yeah but when you drive a Chevy through the levee, the levee is (usually) dry.

Just wanted to say that I appreciate this reference

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


I remember that commercial! :member:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P0thy4DhgM

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

minato posted:

Yeah but when you drive a Chevy through the levee, the levee is (usually) dry.

:hmmyes:

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib


umarell at the mechanic

edit: uh idk what happened to that picture. It was an old guy sitting in a lawn chair watching the mechanic work on his car

HelloIAmYourHeart fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Dec 29, 2022

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



umarell at the mechanic

edit: uh idk what happened to that picture. It was an old guy sitting in a lawn chair watching the mechanic work on his car

Try rehosting it on imgur. Reddit often blocks direct linking of their stuff.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It's gone from reddit too, looks like. :rip: old guy

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQaSYDicMpw

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø


Tow driver at my shop returned from picking up a wreck like this.

St_Ides
May 19, 2008

Preoptopus posted:



Tow driver at my shop returned from picking up a wreck like this.

I used to deal with tow drivers a lot. There was never a single one that didn't think of themself as the smartest person in the room while being the complete opposite.

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

St_Ides posted:

I used to deal with tow drivers a lot. There was never a single one that didn't think of themself as the smartest person in the room while being the complete opposite.

The tow driver who picked me up when I hit a deer said he was going back to the crash site to get the leftover deer to butcher, so this has been my experience too

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Genderfluent posted:

The tow driver who picked me up when I hit a deer said he was going back to the crash site to get the leftover deer to butcher, so this has been my experience too

Fresh roadkill deer can be a fantastic source of meat, they may actually know what they're doing there

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