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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Sexual Lorax posted:

theres something simultaneously fitting and embarrassing about notable american export mcdonalds being the obvious late night drunken rumble venue in other countries

like if it was a school it would be a magnet for gun violence

Foreign McDonald's was basically the US exporting school lunches & cafeteria fights worldwide

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Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://mobile.twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1608056944501178368

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR
gently caress, that's an all-timer.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

You have to be an extremely fragile pissbaby to act like that guy so I’m glad he got turbo-bodied and is going to get all into his personal insecurity about it

but I’m sad he won’t have any epiphany from it

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
Wait that was actually him I thought that was an imposter loving lol

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I bet he's thrilled he got his account back just so this interaction could occur

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

If there's ever been a way to cap off a bad-rear end tweet it's "please provide your email address."

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I've been informed that he was trying to clap back using "how dare you" which she repeated in a speech but only the Terminally Online mra types would appreciate it

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
Glass onion now has me reading all those mra tweets in Bautista’s voice which makes me chuckle.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/BoyGeorge/status/1607815774835556363

https://twitter.com/h3xenbrenner2/status/1607839451287359490

https://twitter.com/BenjaminCrew1/status/1607752827111104514

https://twitter.com/BobIsntFunny/status/1607449550813290496

https://twitter.com/MarineShitposts/status/1607820767982682112

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/JohnHinckley20/status/1608130200092512257

John Hinckley has been painting a new cat every day for weeks now. This feels like some kind of metaphor, but I have no idea what it means.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

SimonChris posted:

https://twitter.com/JohnHinckley20/status/1608130200092512257

John Hinckley has been painting a new cat every day for weeks now. This feels like some kind of metaphor, but I have no idea what it means.

I've been trying to buy one but keep getting outbid at the last moment by this 'jfoster62' account. :(

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/Pete_Brown/status/1607796255358595073?s=20&t=NXvMY7jhE3NrptZT9exh7w

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

darkwasthenight posted:

I've been trying to buy one but keep getting outbid at the last moment by this 'jfoster62' account. :(

I still love that she recently confessed that she *was* impressed lol

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
iirc that quote wasn't real.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

feedmyleg posted:

iirc that quote wasn't real.

Thats no fun.

I assumed it was just her taking the piss 40 years later

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/1607955900005863424?s=46

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Me: this mentally unwell man became sexually obsessed with a child, and eventually went out and hurt somebody

You: oh poo poo

Me:The guy he shot was Ronald Reagan, then he got arrested

You: Yes!! Hahaha, jackpot!!

Me: Reagan didn’t die though

You: gently caress

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
This is technically a Youtube comment, but eh, it got a genuine :lol: out of me.

Comment on horror gameplay about exploring caves posted:

i honestly dont get the appeal of caving, its crawling into a hole and saying "wow, I love being in this dark hole" and then leaving.


https://twitter.com/giseIIe1/status/1608129449215643650

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 20:16 on Dec 28, 2022

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Read After Burning posted:

This is technically a Youtube comment, but eh, it got a genuine :lol: out of me.

Oh right, tell your mother we said happy holidays and we hope she is doing well.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/benhasfailed/status/1608136399424999424

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1608032734496129025

https://twitter.com/ayeejuju/status/1607834745630785540

https://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1607996153794019329

Warbird posted:

Oh right, tell your mother we said happy holidays and we hope she is doing well.

I want to make a "Actually, my mom's the one in the hole", but this would only be funny if she were actually dead. :colbert:

Aethernet
Jan 28, 2009

This is the Captain...

Our glorious political masters have, in their wisdom, decided to form an alliance with a rag-tag bunch of freedom fighters right when the Federation has us at a tactical disadvantage. Unsurprisingly, this has resulted in the Feds firing on our vessels...

Damn you Huxley!

Grimey Drawer

darkwasthenight posted:

Nobody fights in a Spoons because its either for casuals wanting a curry club meal deal, or terminals who think it's a waste of drinking time.

For the real ultra-violence you want to find a city centre McDonald's. One of the 24hr locations with bouncers and all the tables hidden upstairs so they can close it off. Something about the white tiles and endless touchscreens activates the lizard brain and next thing you're having to fight an entire hen party who want to shank you with plastic cock tiaras.

I didn't want to let this poetry languish on the previous page.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/thatbitchlemon/status/1607867153994113024


And here's a test to see if you're Old/not online :allears:
https://twitter.com/bklynb4by/status/1608087542955384845

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Read After Burning posted:

I want to make a "Actually, my mom's the one in the hole", but this would only be funny if she were actually dead. :colbert:
Or a pegging enthusiast :shrug:

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

ok, now explain it for the olds/not online

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

My Spirit Otter posted:

ok, now explain it for the olds/not online

This will take some time, and an onion.
You're wearing a belt, right?

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

My Spirit Otter posted:

ok, now explain it for the olds/not online

I'll cop to not knowing the middle-right person, but the rest are all basically chaos elementals (and Lois Griffin for some reason).

I DO need Jennifer Coolidge in Knives Out 3. :colbert:

freeedr posted:

The only one I recognize is Jennifer Coolidge and she doesn’t seem that chaotic, though she does seem rad

Not so much her, but the characters she plays. Watch White Lotus, if you haven't already!

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 22:47 on Dec 28, 2022

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Read After Burning posted:

I'll cop to not knowing the middle-right person, but the rest are all basically chaos elementals (and Lois Griffin for some reason).

I DO need Jennifer Coolidge in Knives Out 3. :colbert:

Lois is totally a chaos elemental, havent you seen that one picture of her, Marge, and Fran from American Dad going out clubbing?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

The only one I recognize is Jennifer Coolidge and she doesn’t seem that chaotic, though she does seem rad

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

freeedr posted:

The only one I recognize is Jennifer Coolidge and she doesn’t seem that chaotic, though she does seem rad

i dont know anything about her as a person but she's locked a character actor niche as being an insane ditzy upper class person, she absolutely rips the scenery in white lotus (as mentioned)

don't look for clips because there's big spoilers but her performance is perfect, impeccable. its basically this same character after three decades of alcoholism and neurotic anxiety

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uAh-opNpDg

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I don't think I've ever seen Jennifer Coolidge in something where she wasn't the highlight of the scenes she's in.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Read After Burning posted:

This is technically a Youtube comment, but eh, it got a genuine :lol: out of me.

https://twitter.com/giseIIe1/status/1608129449215643650

what is a bbl here?

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Mauser posted:

what is a bbl here?

Brazilian butt lift, the "hot new" (and very deadly) plastic surgery. You take fat from one area of the body and inject it into your butt, which is apparently hella deadly (injecting fat into a vein can be Real Bad). Getting one apparently affects what outfits you can wear for a while.

Read After Burning has a new favorite as of 23:57 on Dec 28, 2022

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Jennifer Coolidge is the OG MILF, the term was literally invented for her. Imagining having that kind of cultural impact.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

deoju posted:

Jennifer Coolidge is the OG MILF, the term was literally invented for her. Imagining having that kind of cultural impact.

Didn’t Fountains of Wayne end up using her in the video for Stacy’s Mom as well?
(After American Pie obv)

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Frank Frank posted:

Didn’t Fountains of Wayne end up using her in the video for Stacy’s Mom as well?
(After American Pie obv)

quote:

Stacy's Mom herself is played by Rachel Hunter, a New Zealand-born supermodel who has been on the cover of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue twice and Playboy once. She was married to Rod Stewart for nine years, and is the mother of two of his eight children.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Anybody over thirty trying to trash talk a zoomer on social media is a fool. We merely adopted poo poo-posting. They were born in it, molded by it.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Yeah nm it was apparently some Ariana Grande video.

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Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

deoju posted:

Anybody over thirty trying to trash talk a zoomer on social media is a fool. We merely adopted poo poo-posting. They were born in it, molded by it.

if you think about it for a second, she's saying that's her email address tho

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