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A farting mink posted:I just watched The Mummy with Tom Cruise because I hate life. Near the end Cruise is all beaten up and looks like poo poo. He looks just like Elon Musk in those scenes. How could you do this to my boy Brendan
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A farting mink posted:I just watched The Mummy with Tom Cruise because I hate life. Near the end Cruise is all beaten up and looks like poo poo. He looks just like Elon Musk in those scenes. Sounds like you ended up on the wrong side of the river with that choice.
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Tiny Timbs posted:How could you do this to my boy Brendan wrong mummy movie
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Tiny Timbs posted:How could you do this to my boy Brendan I own this shirt, it rules 
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Dec 29, 2022 02:24
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It's ok, batplane just took off to fix the servers  
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ymgve posted:wrong mummy movie I believe Tiny Timbs is asking the correct question: Why would you watch the Tom Cruise Mummy Movie when the Brendan Fraser Mummy Movies* exist? *The Jet Li one doesn't count
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Infinitum posted:I own this shirt, it rules omg
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learnincurve posted:Someone tweet "science says we breath oxygen" back at him please I'd like to point out that the embed crops the  punchline: So it's specifically scientific racism he's defending. He'll start plugging The Bell Curve next.
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Dec 29, 2022 02:34
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Powershift posted:
I can't wait for Teslas to be fueled by mega-gas caused by the Dilberito. Come to think of it maybe that's what's (not) powering the Twitter servers right this moment
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Dec 29, 2022 02:36
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Just unplug the servers, get in the pillow fort, and wait for the heat to die down.
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Dec 29, 2022 02:38
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guys, twitter isn't broken. elon said it's fine https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1608273870901096454
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Dec 29, 2022 02:40
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Screenshot instead of trying to embed because... you know, lol 
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learnincurve posted:Someone tweet "science says we breath oxygen" back at him please Is his plan to get so much hate engagement that people start joining Twitter just to point out what a loving idiot he is? Because honestly, his sophomoric understanding of science and his complete lack of any knowledge or reading on the subject is completely infuriating, and I am almost tempted to stop screaming into the void and scream at his dumb Twitter account that he 100% reads every reply to so he can 🤣 at every dumb attack helicopter joke. My GOD he’s a loving moron
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Dec 29, 2022 02:46
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 elon has more important things to do than make sure his website is working
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Dec 29, 2022 02:47
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The Postman posted:
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PITY BONER posted:Imagine being an Elon simp and believing this guy has a PhD in Physics (he doesn't, but he lied that he was working on one at a school he was never accepted into), and seeing how he's "just asking questions." If someone as smart and amazing as Elon thinks something is corrupt, it must be!!! He has a childs understanding of science, nearly all his apparent 'smarts' are from his employees coaching him. He's a moron and its really starting to be unsuprising that he's falling into Qanon nonsense like antivax and 'just asking questions' about established and well vetted scientific people and ideas.
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Dec 29, 2022 02:56
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I'm going to do my part and post videos to help the meltdown along.
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Dec 29, 2022 02:56
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 See this? This is BAD. What that means is something in their authentication API has taken a colossal poo poo and is hard down (503 means the server isn't talking back or can't be reached). It can't auth your session token as valid, so when you log in (or are already logged in) it can't see you have a valid session and boots you out the door. In a proper company this'd be an all-hands-on-deck problem coordinating to isolate the failed service and get it back online. In current Twitter? Elon's probably gonna scream at some H-1B visa coders to fix it until something happens.
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Dec 29, 2022 03:00
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For every minute this is broken 1% of you get fired!!!!!!!
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Dec 29, 2022 03:03
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Twitter is more alive than ever!
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pixaal posted:Try drugs use the ones that make your brain work better. Preferably under the guidance of a professional. Unfortunately, they haven't legalized medical marijuana in my state. They did legalize recreational marijuana in the state I live less than a mile from, though!
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Neddy Seagoon posted:
Musk is gonna be so mad at whoever explains this to him in simple enough terms for him to understand
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Neddy Seagoon posted:
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{errors: [{message: "Over capacity", code: 130}]} errors : [{message: "Over capacity", code: 130}]
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cr0y posted:Screenshot instead of trying to embed because... you know, lol lmao
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Dec 29, 2022 03:09
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I'm assuming all the racks he unplugged hosted the disaster recovery environments
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Neddy Seagoon posted:
That's a pronoun so I, elon musk, has opted not to read further. You're fired
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Brendan Fraser makes a better Frankenstein anyway
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The Saddest Rhino posted:That's a pronoun so I, elon musk, has opted not to read further. You're fired But Elon, you don't understand! We need to stage backups and restart the service! It should've failed over automatically onto redundant platforms, but because you've been unplugging servers there were no spare servers we could populate containers into. ...Why are you calling Security Elon, we need to get on this now! Hey, what the?!... PUT ME DOOWWWWWNNNnnnnnnn....
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Dec 29, 2022 03:17
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it was back for a little bit but now its dead.
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Dec 29, 2022 03:21
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How could Twitter down be trending on Twitter 
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surely there's someone Musk can fire that will put an end to this mess
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Neddy Seagoon posted:
It can also mean that someone fiddled with the code and can't execute whatever instruction it suppose to do, but at this point it means the same thing for the users. I also seen it happen when code get stuck at the beginning of their lifecycle, meaning it that it start but never actually run and keep starting new instance of the programme, meaning that the program is stuck in some sort of limbo and never do what it suppose to. Bleusilences fucked around with this message at 03:29 on Dec 29, 2022 |
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cr0y posted:Screenshot instead of trying to embed because... you know, lol 
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Elon's running to the Datacenter to start plugging servers back in.
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Bleusilences posted:It can also mean that someone fiddled with the code and can't execute whatever instruction it suppose to do, but at this point it means the same thing for the users.  Oooh yeah; Someone could've really hosed a push to prod to make this happen. Even-odds it's looking for dev-build URL's and not the live build's.
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Infinitum posted:I own this shirt, it rules Holy poo poo where and how much?
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