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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Interesting fact, Hall and Oates are never billed as, nor have appeared on the cover of an album as, Hall and Oates. Always Daryl Hall and John Oates.

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Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
The man's name is Hootie and if you claim otherwise, you're just wrong

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Piell posted:

The man's name is Hootie and if you claim otherwise, you're just wrong

Oh, and by the way, which one's Pink?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/BudgetDude/status/1607988431245963264?s=20&t=Wn9-CA1D5vcRBWi0YdmBpA

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 19:18 on Dec 29, 2022

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://twitter.com/csonic235/status/1607822730463948801?s=46&t=FAAnvj7x26idnFkQEWzDag

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Spend less on mangoes

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
*Dutch van der Linde wants to know your location.*

Shartin Mad
Nov 23, 2022

by Hand Knit

zoux posted:

Spend less on mangoes

gently caress you!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
https://mobile.twitter.com/drfarls/status/1608503728390258690

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I saw someone talking about how so much of the discourse is about "things that only upper middle class white Americans care about" which is why there was 24 hour team coverage of the Southwestern fiasco vs. almost none of the rail strike and a whole day of "babies on airplanes?" fighting on twitter



exgfs out here subtweeting me smh (this is because the current discourse fight is about if we should be mad at Greta for saying Andrew Tate had a small dick)

https://twitter.com/LuxAlptraum/status/1608517791312756738

Uh, I better not have any small dicked friends

zoux has a new favorite as of 19:53 on Dec 29, 2022

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


Motherfucker I’m flying with an 18 month old tomorrow for her first flight and I’m no more happy about it than the people that will be sitting near us. I get all the (potential but extremely likely) fun of a crying baby on a plane plus the ire of everyone else.

I’ve half considered buying some drink vouchers for those around us just in case but that wouldn’t hold water with the wife.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

zoux posted:

I saw someone talking about how so much of the discourse is about "things that only upper middle class white Americans care about" which is why there was 24 hour team coverage of the Southwestern fiasco vs. almost none of the rail strike and a whole day of "babies on airplanes?" fighting on twitter



exgfs out here subtweeting me smh (this is because the current discourse fight is about if we should be mad at Greta for saying Andrew Tate had a small dick)

https://twitter.com/LuxAlptraum/status/1608517791312756738

Uh, I better not have any small dicked friends

I'm friends with you!

Hang on...

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Greta’s getalife.com service is high-volume, so they ask applicants to self-categorize and send their application to the appropriate intake path: smalldickenergy@, mismatchedshoesandbelt@, chronicposter@, etc

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Warbird posted:

Motherfucker I’m flying with an 18 month old tomorrow for her first flight and I’m no more happy about it than the people that will be sitting near us. I get all the (potential but extremely likely) fun of a crying baby on a plane plus the ire of everyone else.

I’ve half considered buying some drink vouchers for those around us just in case but that wouldn’t hold water with the wife.

This is what we always did with our kids and it worked wonders:

Go to the dollar store and buy a small cheap toy for every 15-20 minutes you will be on the plane. Do not let your child see them. Pull one out and let them play with it, when they start to get bored pull the next out. Keep going. Might not work with some kids but it was perfect with ours when they were that little and each new toy fully captured their attention.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Warbird posted:

I’ve half considered buying some drink vouchers for those around us just in case but that wouldn’t hold water with the wife.

As someone who did about a dozen flights with an energetic under-5, it’s a strong move to buy the meal or drinks for the person sitting next to your, but not really necessary. People will be mad or not, and a gift’s not going to change that. I had one person a row away chew out a flight attendant for not “doing something about that baby” and he just looked at me, we shrugged at each other, and he walked away leaving the passenger to fume or whatever worked for her.

E: yeah, new toys are great but nothing expensive because you want to be able to just walk away after landing without digging under four rows of seats for the missing animal.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/LuxAlptraum/status/1608517791312756738

Uh, I better not have any small dicked friends

You don't know any trans people? In general, I am all over the brutality of Thunberg's tweet, but it is also true that when you insult (say) Trump for being fat, you are also insulting all your fat friends. Same goes with dick jokes.

I still love Thunberg's tweet because "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds".

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

D-Pad posted:

This is what we always did with our kids and it worked wonders:

Go to the dollar store and buy a small cheap toy for every 15-20 minutes you will be on the plane. Do not let your child see them. Pull one out and let them play with it, when they start to get bored pull the next out. Keep going. Might not work with some kids but it was perfect with ours when they were that little and each new toy fully captured their attention.

Cool idea. I think I'd need an extra bag for the 9 hour flights I used to take mine on. Never fun, sometimes catastrophic. It sucks.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

TotalLossBrain posted:

Cool idea. I think I'd need an extra bag for the 9 hour flights I used to take mine on. Never fun, sometimes catastrophic. It sucks.

Yeah for longer flights you want to try to schedule so their normal nap time is during the flight but that isn't always possible.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

I'd skip the drink, the best thing a parent with a fussy baby ever handed me on a plane was an individual pack of disposable earplugs. Bless them.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Just make your parents fly out to your house instead of flying out to theirs

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


A Moose posted:

Oh, and by the way, which one's Pink?

He isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/gavinbena/status/1608260848203747328

https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1608165030196920320

https://twitter.com/pinguimdanarin2/status/1608211050540711938

https://twitter.com/junlper/status/1608466573961854976

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/1608478898228019204

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

I think I learned at the same time that Blondie was a band instead of the name of the lead singer and that Fatboy Slim was one guy and not a band.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

A Moose posted:

Oh, and by the way, which one's Pink?

The index and middle fingers.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/xoxogossipgita/status/1608501955424305156

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


https://twitter.com/mnateshyamalan/status/1608558772137623552?s=46&t=7Wf83ycRPkHkvVEkHLa1AQ

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/bnonews/status/1608578309981442051?s=46&t=7Wf83ycRPkHkvVEkHLa1AQ

https://twitter.com/esqueer_/status/1608580052220014592?s=46&t=7Wf83ycRPkHkvVEkHLa1AQ

Apparently mr Tate was wanted in Romania and his video (in which he is definitely not mad) tipped to investigators that he was back in the country

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/1608587026906992646?s=20&t=Wn9-CA1D5vcRBWi0YdmBpA

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Romanian officials, hear our cries: Post Hog

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/bnonews/status/1608578309981442051?s=46&t=7Wf83ycRPkHkvVEkHLa1AQ

https://twitter.com/esqueer_/status/1608580052220014592?s=46&t=7Wf83ycRPkHkvVEkHLa1AQ

Apparently mr Tate was wanted in Romania and his video (in which he is definitely not mad) tipped to investigators that he was back in the country

Unbelievably huge own

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It is nice that a new guy we were all going to have to deal wiht going forward has now taken himself off the board forever. Thanks to Greta Thunberg and Jerry's Pizza.



oh god I take it all back gently caress jerry's pizza

zoux has a new favorite as of 23:38 on Dec 29, 2022

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

Benoit Blanc type character already is in most animes.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Please don't write in the booking report that I got mad.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


https://twitter.com/i_zzzzzz/status/567091457270751233

bigperm
Jul 10, 2001
some obscure reference
This is how Liz and Kenneth found Tracy Jordan.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Haschel Cedricson posted:

I think I learned at the same time that Blondie was a band instead of the name of the lead singer and that Fatboy Slim was one guy and not a band.

Electronic groups/artists are fun for this because they're not often in the camera eye, sometimes even in their own promotional media. I've definitely had a few moments of "that's what ____ look like?" with artists like The Crystal Method. Loads of people in the early 2010s thought Skrillex was a band.

Even more fun is when you're thrown for a loop or the trope is turned upside down: There's a producer called Dom & Roland. It's one guy (and his sampler).

Piell posted:

The man's name is Hootie and if you claim otherwise, you're just wrong

You might already be aware of this, but Key & Peele had a great bit about exactly this.

Subjunctive posted:

Greta’s getalife.com service is high-volume, so they ask applicants to self-categorize and send their application to the appropriate intake path: smalldickenergy@, mismatchedshoesandbelt@, chronicposter@, etc

lmao

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

uranium grass posted:

I'd skip the drink, the best thing a parent with a fussy baby ever handed me on a plane was an individual pack of disposable earplugs. Bless them.

the real trick to flying long distances is to get yourself those disposable earplugs, plus a set protective earmuffs for a construction site so that you don't hear the babies at all and don't have a ringing in your ears when you get out of the plane from the constant wind/engine noise. You can replace the earplugs with wireless headphones if you want to listen to a podcast or whatever.

now you just have to endure 8+ hours of stress positions that make George W. Bush violently ejaculate every time he thinks about people flying coach

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

The trick with flying is to get so wasted that nothing can hurt you.

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Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




zoux posted:

I saw someone talking about how so much of the discourse is about "things that only upper middle class white Americans care about" which is why there was 24 hour team coverage of the Southwestern fiasco vs. almost none of the rail strike and a whole day of "babies on airplanes?" fighting on twitter



exgfs out here subtweeting me smh (this is because the current discourse fight is about if we should be mad at Greta for saying Andrew Tate had a small dick)

https://twitter.com/LuxAlptraum/status/1608517791312756738

Uh, I better not have any small dicked friends

I make sure that as soon as I suspect I may be becoming more than acquaintances with someone, I demand to measure their hog. No small dick friends for me!

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