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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

What rolls down stairs? Alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, and fits on your back?

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Push El Burrito posted:

What rolls down stairs? Alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, and fits on your back?

It's log, log, log!

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Unperson_47 posted:

Don't care if this thing is unfeasible; it's cool as hell.

No joke I bet that 'back massage' felt awesome.

St_Ides
May 19, 2008

I keep seeing this clip posted as if to say they're doing something dumb or abnormal. But this is snowblower 101.

This is how you shift the snow to somewhere else if you don't have a place to immediately blow it. I have to do this on my driveway between my house and my neighbour's. Then when I'm past the house, turn the chute and blow it in to the yard.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

St_Ides posted:

I keep seeing this clip posted as if to say they're doing something dumb or abnormal. But this is snowblower 101.

This is how you shift the snow to somewhere else if you don't have a place to immediately blow it. I have to do this on my driveway between my house and my neighbour's. Then when I'm past the house, turn the chute and blow it in to the yard.

I think you're underselling that its a technique of last resort though since the pile just keeps growing until you can start blowing it off the driveway or you overwhelm your snowblower. Plus snow tends to come out a bit more dense than it goes in.

I'm sure you're aware of all this, but I wanted to warn some of the more impressionable shitposters.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

BigHead posted:

What no it isn't and yes it does exist. Your post could not be more wrong. Why would you just make a post like this up, on the internet of all places? I'm on the list and get one every year or two, and I'm as native as a floor lamp. I'd post a picture of a moose getting delivered on a tow truck if it didn't show my house.

You have no idea how close you came to failing this test. I'm proud of you.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

BigHead posted:

What no it isn't and yes it does exist. Your post could not be more wrong. Why would you just make a post like this up, on the internet of all places? I'm on the list and get one every year or two, and I'm as native as a floor lamp. I'd post a picture of a moose getting delivered on a tow truck if it didn't show my house.

I do love how moose are big enough that "Greatland Tow and Recovery charged me $75 for the moose dropoff and blood/poo poo tow deck washdown" isn't even that odd when you think about it. A tilt deck wrecker with a winch is basically the ideal method by which a moose can be moved from one location to another without rendering it into quarters, which themselves are heavy enough to be a team lift in most cases.

Certainly beats the tinnitus and Fish&Game grilling you get when you have to shoot the moose that tried to stomp your idiot dog to death.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/KYmcJ1w.mp4

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

They're doing a live action remake of Wreck-It Ralph now?

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Phanatic posted:

I've gotta expect this violated a shitload of FAA regs even if it never left the hangar.

Based on conversations I remember between NASA, DARPA, and the FAA, indoors = not in managed airspace = somebody else's problem.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




drat, that's gotta be the most satisfying thing ever. I'd be looking forward to it every year if I worked around some icicle factory like that.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

This will be a team sport in the next winter olympics.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


A much too efficient cooling tower

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

TasogareNoKagi posted:

Based on conversations I remember between NASA, DARPA, and the FAA, indoors = not in managed airspace = somebody else's problem.

So if I build a big enough building, I can fly wherever and however I like without the FAA getting in my business?

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Uthor posted:

So if I build a big enough building, I can fly wherever and however I like without the FAA getting in my business?

Don't give Elon Musk any ideas or before you know it there will be an extremely-long warehouse connecting San Francisco to San Jose.

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Sometimes all you need is just a big long stick.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Uthor posted:

So if I build a big enough building, I can fly wherever and however I like without the FAA getting in my business?

Yes. On a more practical side it means indoor drone flights are not subject to FAA rules and regulations like commercial licensing and not flying overhead of people.

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

other people posted:

i suppose my lack of ship knowledge is showing because my brain cannot grasp the shape of that bow.

The bulbous bow is about creating a low pressure area just in front of the ship. That reduces the bow wave, which reduces drag. It's weird as poo poo to look at but it's effective. For most cargo ships it's worth a 10 to 15% increase in fuel efficiency.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I am curious how often dijksgracht is in the dijksgracht next to strasse dijksgracht

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

shame on an IGA posted:

I am curious how often dijksgracht is in the dijksgracht next to strasse dijksgracht

There's a lot Dijks near a gracht, ok

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Preoptopus posted:

The dolphins are whatever but to me the Osha is that this ship is absolutely smashing sound barriers next to a light house. That looks like 40 knots easy.

It isn’t doing 40kts. It is moving quick, but not 40kts. The only things that size doing 40kts are the big trimarans.

Forty knots is really loving fast.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Dec 30, 2022

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



here's some speeds for huge ships

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TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Pham Nuwen posted:

here's some speeds for huge ships



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_United_States

MORE POWERRRRRRR!

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




I've been told that the official speed of the nuclear Enterprise is significantly lower than what she's actually capable of, being way way overprovisioned in terms of reactor capacity.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

That thing's sitting there rotting away at pierside in Philly and it's really sad.



Pham Nuwen posted:

I've been told that the official speed of the nuclear Enterprise is significantly lower than what she's actually capable of, being way way overprovisioned in terms of reactor capacity.

Enterprise was a weird one-off that had eight nuclear reactors, but they were all small ones, with each pair arranged to drive one of the ship's four shafts. That might be where the rumor comes from, but the Enterprise didn't deliver any more power to the shafts than the Nimitz-class did, and all the Navy will say about the top speed of basically any of its ships is "top speed in excess of (some speed that's lower than the actual top speed)."

Phanatic fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Dec 30, 2022

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I saw the dummy immediately in teh cockpit and thought "wow that's a drat good diorama, they even got the building internals perfect"

Anyway, get your woodworking bingo cards out people, next round is starting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XlTkGEO564

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
There isn't really a "top speed" on any of those boats, you can always decide to push things harder and harder for a little bit of extra speed until something catastrophically breaks. There's a speed that they'll go if they're in a hurry to get somewhere but it's not an emergency, which you might consider to be the standard "top speed", but if there is an emergency and the need is urgent enough then they'll go a bit faster and risk the catastrophic damage.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Pham Nuwen posted:

I've been told that the official speed of the nuclear Enterprise is significantly lower than what she's actually capable of, being way way overprovisioned in terms of reactor capacity.

Yeah but you risk a warp core breach

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Phanatic posted:

That thing's sitting there rotting away at pierside in Philly and it's really sad.



Enterprise was a weird one-off that had eight nuclear reactors, but they were all small ones, with each pair arranged to drive one of the ship's four shafts. That might be where the rumor comes from, but the Enterprise didn't deliver any more power to the shafts than the Nimitz-class did, and all the Navy will say about the top speed of basically any of its ships is "top speed in excess of (some speed that's lower than the actual top speed)."

Worked with a carrier tech research group at Northrop Grumman for a couple years. The cushion that the secret level specs keep is...astounding. one of the better kept secrets is top speed, mostly because of the the takeoff headwind requirement of the planes. They can still launch planes with well over 20knot tailwind if they have to.

And they can tilt basically into the water on a hard turn and not split in half. The tech is all milspecced to not fall off the walls in the middle of one of those while taking a torpedo. All that being said, the Cole attack was a mind gently caress to all the engineers I worked with who assumed the carrier group was impregnable the year earlier.

ILL Machina fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Dec 30, 2022

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/eVgKf5S.mp4

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Mr. Nice! posted:

It isn’t doing 40kts. It is moving quick, but not 40kts. The only things that size doing 40kts are the big trimarans.

Forty knots is really loving fast.

And more than likely that video was taken with a long telephoto lens that makes everything look faster and closer together. That lighthouse probably isn't nearly as close as it looks.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

ILL Machina posted:

And they can tilt basically into the water on a hard turn and not split in half.

There's some qual they have to do periodically that looks like this:



but they're not required to have poo poo all over the flight deck when they do it.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/fd7dZuS.mp4

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Phanatic posted:

There's some qual they have to do periodically that looks like this:



but they're not required to have poo poo all over the flight deck when they do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yel32-qnDE

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edk_mAeU2kU&t=80s

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Mr. Nice! posted:

It isn’t doing 40kts. It is moving quick, but not 40kts. The only things that size doing 40kts are the big trimarans.

Forty knots is really loving fast.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfa-class_submarine

12 knots surfaced, 41+ knots submerged. They achieved this by building the submarine out of titanium and using a very compact nuclear reactor cooled with molten lead, meaning the submarine could have low drag and high power, but if the lead ever solidified the reactor would be permanently disabled so they had to keep the boats connected to steam plants when they were in port. :ussr:

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
warships with nuclear reactors and ports don't ever make sense together. The us navy tries to keep them fifty years apart.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5jSL7n-VAk

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Preoptopus posted:

The dolphins are whatever but to me the Osha is that this ship is absolutely smashing sound barriers next to a light house. That looks like 40 knots easy.

My dude, that ship couldn't make 40 knots if you dropped it from low Earth orbit. It's an optical illusion caused by a slow thing being filmed from a much faster thing.

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



orbital mechanics, but used for throwing ships at the seas.

fascinating

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