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midterm predictions This poll is closed.
blue wave	61	10.57%
red wave	65	11.27%
stalemate	92	15.94%
goku	359	62.22%
Total:	459 votes

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

LegoMan posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tYmBf1r.mp4

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:42

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 08:39

angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

DryGoods posted:

have to be honest, not getting a good vibe from "Jimbee"

something's going on there

Probably Deep State

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:43

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; Can't post for 7 days!

AxGrap posted:

All right signing off. Got to do another 3-hour stretch to devil's lake North Dakota which is not as cool as it sounds

Sounds like a nice place to catch some skinny-dipping witches under the pale moonlight

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:44

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

gregday posted:

Lmao

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:44

gremlins two: Aug 14, 2019

An Apple A Gay posted:

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:45

VideoKid: Jul 28, 2006; Avatar War

DryGoods posted:

have to be honest, not getting a good vibe from "Jimbee"

something's going on there

I�m getting a bad vibe from your face!!!!!

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:45

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Space Jam posted:

honest question, does good frozen pizza exist?

it does indeed, get some detroit motor city pizza

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:47

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Buddykins posted:

big gulps huh?

see ya later

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:47

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

DryGoods posted:

have to be honest, not getting a good vibe from "Jimbee"

something's going on there

many people are saying this, you're hearing it more and more

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:47

LegoMan: Mar 17, 2002; ting ting ting; College Slice

Real Mean Queen posted:

The best sandwiches in Portland, Oregon come from a place that is unfortunately called Taste Tickler

Misspelled Lardos

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:48

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007

Schmoe Cwead posted:

https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1608847554489516034

i mean, the phrenology on that skull is telling me it�s obvious this dude would murder people

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:49

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

DryGoods posted:

have to be honest, not getting a good vibe from "Jimbee"

something's going on there

We need to see her taxes. What is she hiding?

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:49

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

LegoMan posted:

Misspelled Lardos

Is that where the next g7 summit will be

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:49

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1608882852300738560

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:52

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Eat poo poo, losers

quote:

ST. LOUIS (AP) � A Missouri judge has ruled that a pardon from the governor doesn't mean the St. Louis lawyer and his wife who gained national attention for waving guns at racial injustice protesters in 2020 should get back the weapons they surrendered and fines they paid after guilty pleas last year.

Mark McCloskey sued last year to have returned a Colt AR-15 rifle and a Bryco .380-caliber pistol that he and his wife, Patricia McCloskey, surrendered when they pleaded guilty to charges stemming from the confrontation with protesters. McCloskey said he was entitled to the guns and remitted fines because Republican Gov. Mike Parson pardoned him and his wife weeks after their guilty pleas.

On Wednesday, Circuit Judge Joan Moriarty ruled that the pardon had no bearing on the plea agreement, The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported.

�Plaintiff and his wife are required to follow through with their end of the bargain,� she wrote.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:53

Trillhouse: Dec 31, 2000

lol why even go through the effort to get back a Bryco 380. let them keep it.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:55

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

thinkin about jimbee

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:55

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bethamphetamine posted:

Eat poo poo, losers

mr and mrs yark could buy new guns with the bills lost in their sofa, they're just whining

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:57

Bananasaurus Rex: Mar 19, 2009

my town says i cant recycle pizza boxes

what now greta????

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:58

Bar Crow: Oct 10, 2012

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

my town says i cant recycle pizza boxes

what now greta????

you�re going to prison

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:59

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

my town says i cant recycle pizza boxes

what now greta????

yeah, you can't do that because the grease ruins it

# ? Dec 30, 2022 18:59

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

my town says i cant recycle pizza boxes

what now greta????

it's actually a thing that some packaging marked as "recyclable" isn't really recyclable, like those clear plastic box things for spinach etc. Some recycling systems can't deal with everything technically recyclable.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:00

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Had the statement all ready to go.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:01

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Stupid Boxes posted:

djembe!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMs3LTtgwY8

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:02

Daniel Dales Dick: Apr 8, 2020; �With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Trump 2024!

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:02

Stupid Boxes: Feb 9, 2004; good grief!

emfive posted:

thinkin about jimbee

face so plump and happy yay

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:02

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

�Trunp�

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:03

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

Police arrested a suspect in the quadruple stabbing murders in Idaho.

https://twitter.com/MoriMole/status/1608882516047593473

If your attempt at a "How To Get Away with Murder" spinoff and get caught by the Idaho police you automatically fail your dissertation.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:03

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

thousands of jobs

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:03

Stupid Boxes: Feb 9, 2004; good grief!

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:03

Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

i don't recycle.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:04

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Daniel Dales Dick posted:

Had the statement all ready to go.

these numbers just prove how successful i am! also those arent the real numbers they are much bigger than that FAKE NEWS!

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:06

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

I got too excited at the used dvd/game store and only just now realized this movie is CIA 2: Target Alexa and not CIA: Codename Alexa

This is important because this one doesn't have oj simpson

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:06

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/indylibrary/status/1608832073426685956

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:07

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:07

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Stupid Boxes posted:

Never stop exploring, Jimbee.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:07

Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

I just realized that Greta has big TURMP! energy... Destroys people with a single tweet, people keep walking into it like rakes, and when people try to score points off her they wind up eviscerating themselves online for everyone to see. A true poster and only 19 years old - a prodigy. Trump had to train his entire life to meet this level of posting energy.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 19:13