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Lobok posted:I would take a kitschy castle over a lot of modern looks that seem like Scandinavian Bond villain lair. personally I call that style the "millennial hell box"
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Grognan posted:"millennial hell box" "Pithy remarks won't save you or your antiquated aesthetics, Mr. Bond. Your generation no longer sparks joy. You see, once the virus has burned itself out and I've repopulated the planet, my vision of austere minimalism will reign supreme. I should have known you survived our last encounter but I'm afraid you only live, laugh, love twice." Lobok has a new favorite as of 19:50 on Dec 30, 2022 |
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Powered Descent posted:Might not want to live there but would totally rent it as an airbnb for a romantic weekend getaway. What if we kissed in the ~suburban hell castle~
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Dec 30, 2022 20:20
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Zero One posted:If your house hasn't repelled at least one Viking invasion then it ain't a castle. Repelling an invasion is what makes a castle house a castle home
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Lobok posted:"Pithy remarks won't save you or your antiquated aesthetics, Mr. Bond. Your generation no longer sparks joy. You see, once the virus has burned itself out and I've repopulated the planet, my vision of austere minimalism will reign supreme. I should have known you survived our last encounter but I'm afraid you only live, laugh, love twice." I want you to know that this was appreciated 
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Zero One posted:If your house hasn't repelled at least one Viking invasion then it ain't a castle. jokes on you. Vikings tended to attack small villages and monasteries, not castles
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Dec 30, 2022 21:00
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 Somebody get Jeff to add this to the forums servers. https://www.cracked.com/article_36453_this-toilet-wants-to-record-ever-sound-you-make-on-it.html
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Dec 30, 2022 21:16
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Large Testicles posted:We have an actual castle here in Sacramento. I like how their official photos hide all the dumpsters and old cars that have been piling up around that building for the last decade or so, then the street view just blows it.
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Large Testicles posted:We have an actual castle here in Sacramento. loving lol you didn't post the toilet 
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how are you gonna curl up around that toilet when you're sick / drunk off your rear end and vomiting a river tho. gonna fall right off that platform and break your neck
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Dec 31, 2022 00:18
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I have that same tp holder, i feel like royalty
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I love that it's a perfect encapsulation of the whole house and mentality. It's not a really grand and awe-inspiring toilet. It's a completely bog-standard ordinary toilet with something huge and inappropriate wrapped around it that ruins the use and appearance of both.
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Donald trump rear end aesthetic
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Indecisive posted:how are you gonna curl up around that toilet when you're sick / drunk off your rear end and vomiting a river tho. gonna fall right off that platform and break your neck King poo poo is dead, long live King poo poo.
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Mauser posted:Donald trump rear end aesthetic No way, Trump wouldn't abide the plain white walls. If this were Trump's bathroom, every last inch of that wall would be covered with golden bits and bobs.
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Hyperlynx posted:
Really? That's cool as hell. I just finished Hades myself and I paired up with Megaera, so I didn't know how things go with Dusa. The more I learn, I continue to be impressed with how refreshingly not toxic the whole thing is. 
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Dusa - while smitten - is off limits since she's in your employ. Which she eventually points out, if you pursue things far enough.
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hazardousmouse posted:loving lol you didn't post the toilet Throne of groans
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hazardousmouse posted:loving lol you didn't post the toilet I need to know what the sign next to it says
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fartknocker posted:I need to know what the sign next to it says my first thought too I think I can make out "please" and "flush"
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hazardousmouse posted:loving lol you didn't post the toilet Imagine barely making it to the toilet and now you gotta struggle up those steps without tripping or making GBS threads yourself
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Grendels Dad posted:No way, Trump wouldn't abide the plain white walls. If this were Trump's bathroom, every last inch of that wall would be covered with golden bits and bobs. Yeah that one wall isn't busy enough, but it's the upper middle class version of trump's impression of the ultra wealthy aesthetic Mauser has a new favorite as of 01:59 on Dec 31, 2022 |
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Mr. Crow posted:Imagine barely making it to the toilet and now you gotta struggle up those steps without tripping or making GBS threads yourself The sink is right there. "poo poo in the clam!" as the saying goes.
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Lobok posted:The sink is right there. "poo poo in the clam!" as the saying goes.  Those people are truly living in 2032.
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fartknocker posted:I need to know what the sign next to it says Montague Tigg posted:my first thought too “PLEASE do not flush toilet paper thanks” Plumbing must not be any good, check the basket on the side.
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Indecisive posted:how are you gonna curl up around that toilet when you're sick / drunk off your rear end and vomiting a river tho. gonna fall right off that platform and break your neck It's the King George II model.
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Zero One posted:If your house hasn't repelled at least one Viking invasion then it ain't a castle. Whomst among us has not had to prevent Erik and Bjorn from crashing our BBQ.
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Cartoon Man posted:
Wow Cracked is still going? I haven’t read it since they fired everybody and then started shilling for bitcoin. Was the writing always this bad or is it the aforementioned firings?
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Lobok posted:"Pithy remarks won't save you or your antiquated aesthetics, Mr. Bond. Your generation no longer sparks joy. You see, once the virus has burned itself out and I've repopulated the planet, my vision of austere minimalism will reign supreme. I should have known you survived our last encounter but I'm afraid you only live, laugh, love twice." I liked this quite a bit, thank you.
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Railing Kill posted:Really? That's cool as hell. I just finished Hades myself and I paired up with Megaera, so I didn't know how things go with Dusa. The more I learn, I continue to be impressed with how refreshingly not toxic the whole thing is. Getting into one relationship does not lock you out of the others. It’s Greek myth, they’re all poly. Dunno which ending you are defining as “finishing it,” but keep going with gifts for everyone and Zag will naturally go as far as possible with all relationships.
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Cartoon Man posted:
Sick, they finally made a guitar pedal that fits my playing.
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Zesty posted:Wow Cracked is still going? I haven’t read it since they fired everybody and then started shilling for bitcoin. Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:Writing quality has dropped wildly in the last couple years. My wife wrote for them starting a bit before the firings and then for a bit afterwards. Once Jason Pargin left as editor in 2020 it really started slipping. Luckily, 1900hotdog.com, the new Cracked with Pargin, Lydia Bugg, Brockway, and Seanbaby, still has you covered. Like half the articles are free, the other require a small Patreon sub, because... well, Cracked tanked because the holders wanted a shitload of money and introduced a lot of advertising, and we want to avoid that.
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