The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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The Conquest: Dec 10, 2022; But It's The Way He Stands There

Dick Burglar posted:

This is either an incredibly bad photoshop, or this image has the weirdest jpg compression I've ever seen.

it's definitely a bad photoshop

# ? Dec 30, 2022 21:57

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# ? May 29, 2024 07:40

The Conquest: Dec 10, 2022; But It's The Way He Stands There

# ? Dec 30, 2022 22:04

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Receiving junk mail just stinks.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 22:06

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

By popular demand posted:

Receiving junk mail just stinks.

There�s something fishy about the whole thing, is all!

# ? Dec 30, 2022 22:12

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Perhaps a change of zip cod is appropriate.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 22:20

boo_radley: Dec 30, 2005; Politeness costs nothing

https://twitter.com/Miazolam/status/1608592668837412864

# ? Dec 30, 2022 22:36

nexous: Jan 14, 2003; I just want to be pure

boo_radley posted:

https://twitter.com/Miazolam/status/1608592668837412864

Oh well I found your problem. Your femur isn�t supposed to go up your bhole

# ? Dec 30, 2022 22:42

limp_cheese: Sep 10, 2007; Nothing to see here. Move along.

boo_radley posted:

https://twitter.com/Miazolam/status/1608592668837412864

So that's how someone goes and fucks themselves.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 22:47

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

The Conquest posted:

he who smelt it dealt it

# ? Dec 30, 2022 22:48

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

My son's older sister thought I was a hard rear end for not letting her put her feet up on my dash. I told her I didn't care so much about scuffs and dirt as I didn't want the airbag to go off in an accident and gently caress her up something fierce. Hopefully that stuck in her mind.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 22:53

Vakal: May 11, 2008

Edmund Sparkler posted:

My son's older sister thought I was a hard rear end for not letting her put her feet up on my dash. I told her I didn't care so much about scuffs and dirt as I didn't want the airbag to go off in an accident and gently caress her up something fierce. Hopefully that stuck in her mind.

Wouldn't that make her your daughter?

# ? Dec 30, 2022 23:18

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem

The Conquest posted:

Ah, offline-phishing.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 23:23

A farting mink: Nov 6, 2022; by Pragmatica

boo_radley posted:

https://twitter.com/Miazolam/status/1608592668837412864

Leg bone connected to the butthole
Now hear the word of the Lord

# ? Dec 30, 2022 23:41

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Liquid Chicken posted:

The Squickening Fleshlight?

Ocussy

# ? Dec 30, 2022 23:52

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Vakal posted:

Wouldn't that make her your daughter?

He will never call her his daughter. Not after the incident.

# ? Dec 30, 2022 23:57

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Vakal posted:

Wouldn't that make her your daughter?

She has a different father. So I guess stepdaughter makes more sense? (Her mother and I aren't together anymore)

# ? Dec 30, 2022 23:59

King Carnivore: Dec 17, 2007; Graveyard Disciple

Frank Frank posted:

Oops I pissed on the living room floor again

I take it you don't have pets?

# ? Dec 31, 2022 02:11

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

King Carnivore posted:

I take it you don't have pets?

People accidents was what I was laughing about

# ? Dec 31, 2022 02:20

The Conquest: Dec 10, 2022; But It's The Way He Stands There

# ? Dec 31, 2022 02:24

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Frank Frank posted:

People accidents was what I was laughing about

We're potty training a two year old right now. Little kids are gross and dumb and it sucks. Piss happens.

# ? Dec 31, 2022 02:56

codo27: Apr 21, 2008

# ? Dec 31, 2022 04:02

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

The Conquest posted:

As usual, just a bunch of gills, gills, gills. :rolleyes:

Edmund Sparkler posted:

She has a different father. So I guess stepdaughter makes more sense? (Her mother and I aren't together anymore)

As someone with a bunch of step and half siblings, I immediately knew exactly what you were talking about.

# ? Dec 31, 2022 05:17

Etoniichuan: Oct 27, 2005

codo27 posted:

It�s a shrine for poor life choices

# ? Dec 31, 2022 05:40

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

The Conquest posted:

SnILF

# ? Dec 31, 2022 07:09

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

The Conquest posted:

Snussy

# ? Dec 31, 2022 10:24

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.; Hell Gem