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actual parkour stuff is cool, it's a shame most content labeled as such is just cats or people falling down to that one office sound
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i say swears online posted:the mother in law or w/e calls out the answers from the couch. it is a comedy scene, not a mystery scene yes, I noticed the hamfisted comedy. it was still a boring scene because it wasn't funny, or interesting I'd say just skip the first 8 minutes. the whole thing has a direct-to-video sequel vibe, but that's not necessarily bad; people who liked Aladdin probably enjoyed Return of Jafar well enough, same thing with Knives Out/Glass Onion. Norton and Hahn are clearly phoning in their roles, but then again they weren't given much to do. Daniel Craig rules, Drax is good, the movie looks great, awesome soundtrack and score, some really fun/cute scenes (and a few that are too precious). solid way to kill a couple hours, C+
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 16:56 |
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figured as much, since that was also what that post made me think of
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 17:08 |
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My wife who really loves mysteries really enjoyed the deconstruction of the genre. You'll get a lot more out of it if you like that sort of thing. I thought it was fine and enjoyable.
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 17:08 |
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I enjoyed watching it when I was in the passenger's seat of the car.
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 17:09 |
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Glass onion was a good silly mystery movie. Maybe Rian's schtick is getting overplayed like Waititi's. Check out the upcoming Poker Face mystery show to find out.
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 17:33 |
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Avatar 2 has Harry Potter 1 cgi. stinks wont watch, put James Cameron in a home already.
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 17:50 |
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it's ok to dislike the movie without making up fake reasons
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 18:13 |
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indigi posted:it's ok to dislike the movie without making up fake reasons the truth must be protected by a bodyguard of lies.
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 18:17 |
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that's a good point I never thought of it that way
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 18:36 |
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Avatar 2 sucks because The climax of the movie relies on people that have just spent the last 2 hours swimming not realizing they can swim under fire
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 18:48 |
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apatheticman posted:Avatar 2 sucks because they do do that though. a lot of the fighting is underwater. but you can't only attack people on surface vessels from there with spears and arrows. it's like saying these idiots dying in no man's land could just be in their trenches and firing artillery. yeah they could but then what. my main problem with the final battle is that 1) it's too long which leads to 2) Cameron taking too many bites of the emotional climax apple which just got exhausting 3) the whale should of bit more people in half
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 18:59 |
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Ah so avatar 2 stole Black Panther 2's ending
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 19:40 |
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Glad I'm not watching that derivative crap
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indigi posted:they do do that though. a lot of the fighting is underwater. but you can't only attack people on surface vessels from there with spears and arrows. it's like saying these idiots dying in no man's land could just be in their trenches and firing artillery. yeah they could but then what. No they don't The only reason spider and the gang is available to be used as pawns at the final set piece is because they saw flame that was like maybe 25 feet and were like "Let's go back" I agree all your points, especially with the whale.
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 19:45 |
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apatheticman posted:No they don't also what happened to the whole army of water people? there was a whole bunch of them and then they decided to peace out on the heroes after the ship started to sink? you’d think the chief and his wife would want to find their daughter, but she’s just left alone on a rock with a corpse???
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sitchensis posted:also what happened to the whole army of water people? there was a whole bunch of them and then they decided to peace out on the heroes after the ship started to sink? you’d think the chief and his wife would want to find their daughter, but she’s just left alone on a rock with a corpse??? I'd assumed everyone died but they do all show up at the end. you're right
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 20:19 |
well too bad assholes, you're in for 3 more movies of this poo poo because jim locked everybody into a 4-movie contract by doing simultaneous shooting
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 20:53 |
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When do we get avatar TV shows?
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 21:32 |
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i watched brotherhood of the wolf a couple months back and overall it was good but the first half was better. too much slo mo action which is probably my #1 cinematic pet peeve, but also has vincent cassell doing his trademark of being an elegantly smug bastard, as well as monica bellucci's boobs, so, worth it imo
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Mr Hootington posted:Glad I'm not watching that derivative crap But you watched Black Panther 2?
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 22:07 |
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rewatching 2022 Scream and it goes out of its way to poo poo on Rian Johnson. terrible movie, but that scene is alright.
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 22:28 |
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kevin williamson quippy dialogue is absolutely the precursor of joss whedon quippy dialogue so scream has a lot to answer for while still being good itself imo
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 22:29 |
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that’s absolutely fair, but Scream 2022 is neither quippy nor fun nor good.
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 22:31 |
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I thought I’d seen they live, but I had not. pretty fuckin cool. together with Christine I suspect carpenter has read Marx.
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Zvahl posted:kevin williamson quippy dialogue is absolutely the precursor of joss whedon quippy dialogue so scream has a lot to answer for while still being good itself imo You can't pin Buffy on Scream. The Buffy TV show premiered 3 months after Scream was released. The Buffy movie written by Whedon was 1992 as well.
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# ? Dec 31, 2022 23:01 |
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apatheticman posted:Avatar 2 sucks because also the whole loving navi army disappearing for no reason
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so the message of the avatar movies is that if american colonists badly want your resource, and will kill you to get it, you just have to defeat them honourably in small-scale combat and they will give up and leave forever. useful information, thank you james
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a strange fowl posted:so the message of the avatar movies is that if american colonists badly want your resource, and will kill you to get it, you just have to defeat them honourably in small-scale combat and they will give up and leave forever. useful information, thank you james No that was avatar 1. Avatar 2 didn't even really have an ending w/r/t the main plot of planet exploitation.
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babypolis posted:also the whole loving navi army disappearing for no reason I assumed they were fighting the rest of the army offscreen, it was a pretty big skirmish a strange fowl posted:so the message of the avatar movies is that if american colonists badly want your resource, and will kill you to get it, you just have to defeat them honourably in small-scale combat and they will give up and leave forever. useful information, thank you james Uh no? After the first movie they sent a whole fleet that built a massive capital city in the Na'vis backyard. The na'vi started a guerilla war and the military wanted the insurgent leader dead, so they sent out a special squad with limited resources to get that job done, but they're not leaving just because the spec ops fumbled their mission. They're still there preparing for the rest of earths survivors
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a strange fowl posted:so the message of the avatar movies is that if american colonists badly want your resource, and will kill you to get it, you just have to defeat them honourably in small-scale combat and they will give up and leave forever. useful information, thank you james how did you get that from the movies where the exact opposite of this happens
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A Buttery Pastry posted:You mean Banlieue 13/B13/District 13?
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Laterite posted:i watched brotherhood of the wolf Like ones you wish you could forget existed.... Brain: Time to put aside 10 minutes to remember that Warriors of Virtue exists, haha Dipshit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4STNypFBh0
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Jazerus posted:well too bad assholes, you're in for 3 more movies of this poo poo because jim locked everybody into a 4-movie contract by doing simultaneous shooting lol no way
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 02:08 |
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Rewatched Titanic. My heart will go on ❤️
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indigi posted:how did you get that from the movies where the exact opposite of this happens
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I see no question mark
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i was ignorant. i had it all wrong
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Ignorant like a child
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brotherhood of the spider, human friend of jake and neytiri's children
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