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Bobby tries to punch Peggy in the crotch but she brings out Wobbuffet
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That’s my Paras! I don’t know you!!!
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Jan 2, 2023 02:28
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- Smirking_Serpent
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Luann accidentally joining Team Rocket because she loves the color red
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Jan 2, 2023 02:39
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- insane anime
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That’s my Paras! I don’t know you!!!
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Jan 2, 2023 03:53
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- Nostradingus
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Peggy absolutely pronounces it "Pick-achu"
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Jan 2, 2023 04:13
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- Smirking_Serpent
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Bill gets fired from working at the Pokémon center and goes on a rampage after commandeering a nearby Blastoise.
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Jan 2, 2023 04:26
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- que sera sera
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Bobby definitely had a Slowpoke called Dash
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
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Jan 2, 2023 05:46
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- Fungah!
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
lmfao
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Jan 2, 2023 05:48
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
omg lmfao
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Jan 2, 2023 05:50
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
Lmfao good God dude
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Jan 2, 2023 05:50
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
lol
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Jan 2, 2023 06:07
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- NienNunb
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
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Jan 2, 2023 06:12
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
lmao breathtaking
 
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Jan 2, 2023 06:52
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
lmfao
 
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Jan 2, 2023 07:07
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
-----------------------------
Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
lmfao
 
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Jan 2, 2023 07:39
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
-----------------------------
Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
lmfao
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Jan 2, 2023 07:59
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
-----------------------------
Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
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That’s my Paras! I don’t know you!!!
Luann accidentally joining Team Rocket because she loves the color red
Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
lmfao christ
   
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
Lmfao
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
Lmao
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
lmfao
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
Lmfso
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
-----------------------------
Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
lmao
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I’d laugh at that but I probably RPed Pokémon on the Neopets forums so closely to it that really it just makes me nollstalgic.
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
jesus christ lol
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I’d laugh at that but I probably RPed Pokémon on the Neopets forums so closely to it that really it just makes me nollstalgic.
lol
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
-----------------------------
Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
lmfao
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Last time Bobby, our hero from Arlington, chose Jigglypuff - a pokemon his father Hank wasn't too fond of. Now Bobby sets towards Mcmaynerberry's gym as his father and mother discuss their son's future as a pokemon trainer.
Hank: It ain't right, Peg. A pokemon that fights by putting its opponents to sleep.
Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders.
Hank: It looks like a got dang girl trainer's pokemon. Boys should get pokemon that punch and kick the crap out of each other, breathe fire, and fly. Bobby is going to get beat up showing up at school with that sissy thing and the only thing the boy can do to defend himself will be to curl up in defense. I'm taking that pokemon back to Professor Strickland and Bobby is just going to have to deal with it.
Peggy: Just remember, Hank, your Charizard Lady Bird that you worship wasn't always seismic tossing every skwovet that tears up your yard. That thing could barely keep a flame on its tale when it was a charmander.
Hank: Quiet! She'll hear you. It's not her fault she was born with a narrow tail urethra. She should be applauded for outgrowing that and evolving; not crucified by the mother of a boy whose pokemon walks around with what looks like one of those porno shop sex toys. [shudder]
Luanne: Maybe I should get a Jigglypuff. Hehehe.
Hank: Maybe you should go down to the Mart and get a job.
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Bobby: [huffing and puffin up a hill] Can we PLEASE take a break--I feel like I was sucker punched by a hitmonlee in my digletts
Connie: C'mon, Bobby. We need to get to town before it gets dark.
Joseph: Don't worry, Connie, if you're scared in the dark just come closer to me. I'll hold your hand. Please.
Connie: I want you to hold your tongue. Your breath smells like a koffing's geyser.
Bobby: There-I think I see Mcmaynerberry's gym just up ahead. Connie, hold down select to get your bike out. I'll ride on the handlebars.
[Just then a Charizard touches down in front of the children] Dammit boy, get off that handlebar. You're starting to emasculate me now with all of this fairy type stuff. Pretty soontrainer's are going to start kicking MY rear end. You're lucky no one but me had to witness this-
[From behind the bushes] Oh don't worry, Mr. Hill. I saw everything. [RIVAL CHANE WASSANASONG HAS APPEARED]
lmao man
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Peggy: Well Hank, if you hadn't been forcing fire types down Bobby's throat his entire life maybe he wouldn't have picked a pokemon that looks like a drawing from one of my especial estudiante's drawing folders
lmfao at the post but this part made me shriek
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lmfao at the post but this part made me shriek
thanks bobby <3
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That’s my Paras! I don’t know you!!!
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