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Infinitum posted:Fuckwit adjacent: Happy new year!
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Trillhouse posted:https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/elon-musks-tesla-comes-up-short-of-2022-delivery-target-as-growth-slows-11672680081 All thanks to Musk being so active and talkative lately. He is targeting his client base. By that, I mean make fun of them and basically call them poo poo. Great way to sell a product.
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cr0y posted:Which episode of the Twitter filez is this in
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Tiny Timbs posted:iirc it’s intentional in order to keep things from going too buck wild without giving humans an opportunity to step in In part the same reason the F1 has inforced breaks. It’s to stop people working 24/7 365 and killing themselves through stress and lack of sleep, either because they are a big nerd, or because their boss is a monster, or because they lost money and are now desperately trying to make it back. The people at the top go along with it because it means they don’t get bothered at 4am when they are fast asleep in the mansion because the markets did something odd. We know it’s the right decision because of what happened in Europe when there were no regulations on gambling apps.
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Infinitum posted:Fuckwit adjacent: the tweeting at the FBI about not being able to reach anyone lol. does he think you can just like, call up the FBI like it's 911?
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Update for number go down fans: our friend the $109 guy thinks that if it tanks and closes under $60 even by a fraction of a cent then Musk is hosed. The prevailing theory is that this is the point the Chinese start calling in loans and the big whoops happens.
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CharlestheHammer posted:To be fair Tesla hasn’t had any good news in a while but it still went up for no reason Some people buying low?
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Infinitum posted:
Hiyoooooooooo!
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I got a bold prediction. If Tesla stock goes under $1, Elon will be in some serious trouble. Book it.
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thathonkey posted:sorry if this got posted already but loving lol This is fairly normal believe it or not. Those side windows are usually tempered glass which if damaged, can explode like this if it goes through a big enough heat cycle. I owned a car with a very large tempered glass sunroof and it also had a reputation for randomly showering all the occupants with broken glass if it was damaged in anyway. I won’t rule out that Tesla damaged the glass from the factory because lol the quality is poo poo but this is probably normal car poo poo.
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kronix posted:This is fairly normal believe it or not. Those side windows are usually tempered glass which if damaged, can explode like this if it goes through a big enough heat cycle. Model 3s randomly shatter windows at mild temperatures, it is a QA/QC issue because Tesla's QA/QC is poo poo just like their manufacturing practices
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Solus posted:
ok then
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Interesting.
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Solus posted:
This was before Xmas so were the Taliban aware of the incoming arrests?
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Preoptopus posted:This was before Xmas so were the Taliban aware of the incoming arrests? I don’t understand how you could come to that conclusion. It says 31st of December, 2022.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don’t understand how you could come to that conclusion. It says 31st of December, 2022. technically it's before christmas 2023 I guess
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https://twitter.com/chairladyspears/status/1610022891159945216?s=46&t=SgKMvwgi-3z6jH1fqkjfCQ Hold on to your butts, number is about to go all the way up! Elon has done it again!
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/chairladyspears/status/1610022891159945216?s=46&t=SgKMvwgi-3z6jH1fqkjfCQ  What a hilarious garbage fire. Keep it up Elmo!
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As of having Twitter blue wasn’t embarrassing enough, now they’re gonna publicly shame you because you bought a Cybertruck. That just seems spiteful to me
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Lifetime Twitter Blue* *applies to Twitter’s lifetime, not yours
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Steadiman posted:As of having Twitter blue wasn’t embarrassing enough, now they’re gonna publicly shame you because you bought a Cybertruck. That just seems spiteful to me Musk cant force you to have a bird account though? Tesla 2023 ToS : you must have a bird account linked to your real legal name.
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PhazonLink posted:Musk cant force you to have a bird account though? lol watch the Cybertruck force you to create a twitter account to start
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:What? Did you loving sue their asses into oblivion or was this outside the US? Outside the US. It was loosely reinstalled by one of their tech after an other repair (rear defrost broke first time I used it). I got to yell at some smug rear end in a top hat then I sold the car for a profit because of covid prices. The trim thing on my baby was one of the *lesser* problems.
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It is unfortunately not real, but this quote from the website is
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PhazonLink posted:Musk cant force you to have a bird account though? Presuming it's a joke.
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MrQwerty posted:lol watch the Cybertruck force you to create a twitter account to start Every time you start it? Or just the first time?
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Cthulu Carl posted:Every time you start it? Or just the first time? Must like one musk tweet to turn the vehicle on
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Cthulu Carl posted:Every time you start it? Or just the first time? While you’re driving, it’ll be like being able to see so many tweets before having to log in 
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Cthulu Carl posted:Every time you start it? Or just the first time? Everytime, and Noone knows how to remove the requirement when Twitter dissappears next year.
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koshmar posted:It is unfortunately not real, but this quote from the website is Can't wait for the horde of CYBERTRUCK EPIC FAIL videos on YouTube showing it getting stuck in 2 inches of snow or the rear end end getting ripped off trying to tow a boat
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is 7 tons okay for towing cap.? also is it a marketing thing that humans like seeing bigger thousand numbers even though they should be using tonnage imo.
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I can also pull near infinite mass. *points at dick*
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kazil posted:I got a bold prediction. If Tesla stock goes under $1, Elon will be in some serious trouble. Book it. No way! Don’t you know he’s a millionaire?!?
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Elon can you make a cybertruck with an internal combustion engine so I can roll coal on the libs?
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koshmar posted:It is unfortunately not real, but this quote from the website is *Our interpretation of extreme situations may vary from yours; visit teslacyberfuck.com for terms and conditions
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