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MrQwerty posted:lol watch the Cybertruck force you to create a twitter account to start Unable to start your car because you hurt catturds feelings
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Jan 3, 2023 01:44
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This could be the highest rated reality show ever and episodes would only need to be 30 minutes as the locals would murder these assholes immediately.
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Jan 3, 2023 01:46
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thathonkey posted:sorry if this got posted already but loving lol Which model is this? The overall design and material quality of that door interior look weirdly cheap\generic, like a Geo Metro or something on that level. I've heard all the stories about parts spontaneously falling off, but I assumed they'd at least look expensive before they did that. E: maybe it's just a bad picture or something. anyways, I love the car!
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Jan 3, 2023 01:46
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/chairladyspears/status/1610022891159945216?s=46&t=SgKMvwgi-3z6jH1fqkjfCQ
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Jan 3, 2023 01:46
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Almost Smart posted:*Our interpretation of extreme situations may vary from yours; visit teslacyberfuck.com for terms and conditions My extreme situations: I need to park my car at the grocery store and exit aforementioned car I need to park my car in my garage and close the garage door
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Jan 3, 2023 01:47
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This seems like a premise for a weird porno.
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Jan 3, 2023 01:47
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PhazonLink posted:is 7 tons okay for towing cap.? All manufacturers use pounds, not tonnage. 14,000 lbs is pretty big, and the same as the F-150 with the largest motor. Bigger trucks, mostly with dual rear wheels, can haul 20,000 - 24,000 lbs. The electric F-150 tops out at 10,000 lbs, and my Honda Ridgeline can do 5000 lbs.
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Jan 3, 2023 01:49
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Working title: He's a billionaire, get him out of here
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Jan 3, 2023 01:51
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14,000lbs for how far?
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Jan 3, 2023 01:54
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well thats dumb, people should minimize zero's that just take up space. if they want to keep using pounds, than use si prefixs and say kpounds
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Jan 3, 2023 01:54
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deoju posted:Wait this thing doesn't have mirrors? What the gently caress? I've already try to avoid Teslas on the road because full self driving is dangerous, but I'm staying the gently caress away from those things. elon doesn't want it to have mirrors, but it will have to ship with mirrors in markets like the US where they are required by law. the prototype they've been carting around does have mirrors. they say the mirrors will be removable by the end user though, anticipating either a loosening of the rules or users just not caring about federal law and removing them anyway.
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mysterious frankie posted:Which model is this? The overall design and material quality of that door interior look weirdly cheap\generic, like a Geo Metro or something on that level. I've heard all the stories about parts spontaneously falling off, but I assumed they'd at least look expensive before they did that. ive only ridden in one once but the interior did seem incredibly cheap for a modern car at any price point much less what is supposed to be luxury
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Jan 3, 2023 01:56
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davecrazy posted:14,000lbs for how far? near infinite
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Jan 3, 2023 01:56
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It seems like the market for the cybertruck and the market for stupidly obese 5th wheel campers would be diametrically opposed.
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Jan 3, 2023 01:57
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Devor posted:Working title: He's a billionaire, get him out of here Operation Dumbo Drop 2
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Jan 3, 2023 01:57
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The quality of promoted tweets is hilarious. Just complete random garbage is much more frequent. I block any promoted account I see even if it's a large brand. Only way to get rid of them because "not interested in this ad" is broken and they sure as poo poo aren't fixing it. However this is one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen 
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Jan 3, 2023 01:58
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Edmund Sparkler posted:VW made a limited run of Harlequin cars that look like that. Some enthusiasts swap panels to make their own unofficial versions. Yeah I know. When I grew up there were a lot of them in my city. It's one of those 1990s-in-Europe core memories. Thought they were ugly as sin back then, but now I think they're beautiful pieces of automotive history. They were even moderately succesful. Shame that everything is shades of grey now.
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Jan 3, 2023 02:03
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mysterious frankie posted:Which model is this? The overall design and material quality of that door interior look weirdly cheap\generic, like a Geo Metro or something on that level. I've heard all the stories about parts spontaneously falling off, but I assumed they'd at least look expensive before they did that. I’ve bought pretty much every generation of kindle e-reader plus official case for people via work and every single element on that car door can be matched to an official kindle e-reader case. For example that carbon fibre and silver can be found on the original luxury Amazon oasis case.
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Jan 3, 2023 02:09
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Tim Whatley posted:pixel Vaporeon avatar anyone that has Vaporeon as their probably favorite poke is suss as hell
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Jan 3, 2023 02:13
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https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1610066639982043136 it begins
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Jan 3, 2023 02:36
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Lmao nothing is ever enough for those freaks. No matter what they will find some reason to blame some shadowy cabal keeping them down. It’s actually fairly pathetic (and also funny)
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Jan 3, 2023 02:37
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Meet the new boss, dumb as the old boss.
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Jan 3, 2023 02:37
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Lol Musk literally put himself in an unwinnable situation. Because conservatives were never censored but see it behind every rock So why would that change now
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Jan 3, 2023 02:38
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278K views already, what exactly does throttling mean in his opinion? I’m sure Elon is still glad with his choice of joining the leopards eating faces party though
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Jan 3, 2023 02:41
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I love all of the hard evidence that he offers
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Jan 3, 2023 02:43
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Asks “did I fart????” when his name is CatTurd 
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Jan 3, 2023 02:43
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This kind of stuff is only going to happen with greater and greater frequency. Elon: Everything is a conspiracy: Deep state, coronavirus, old Twitter etc. Catturd: I feel like I'm being silenced, something shady is happening to me! Good luck convincing this guy that nothing shady is going on here, Elon. Who could have thunk that promoting the view of shadowy conspiracies everywhere could backfire?
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Steadiman posted:278K views already, what exactly does throttling mean in his opinion? I’m sure Elon is still glad with his choice of joining the leopards eating faces party though earth as a population of 8 billion, they should have a floor of 8 trillion.
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Jan 3, 2023 02:45
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I assume cat is going by likes and not views as even he realizes views are kind of bullshit
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Crazy Ted posted:https://delorean.com/reserve/ Yes I would like to pay $2500 for a randomized chance to win a Delorean NFT I hope I get the purple jpeg
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Preoptopus posted:This was before Xmas so were the Taliban aware of the incoming arrests? Oh poo poo I'm on pain meds for a blown out knee right now. Read that as Dec 22nd
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Jan 3, 2023 02:47
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Elon respond, making it illegal to not view conservative Twitter posts. It's only fair.
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Jan 3, 2023 02:50
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Didn't he tweet something almost identical really early on when Elon brought in the sink?
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Jan 3, 2023 02:54
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Hey remember when all the conservatives immediately started saying Twitter was faster and their tweets were getting more likes, within like 2 hours of Elon hinting that he might buy the company, and therefore "he's in charge now" These are people for whom reality is indistinguishable from the voices in their heads
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Jan 3, 2023 02:57
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Didn't he tweet something almost identical really early on when Elon brought in the sink? no matter what happens or how much they win, conservatives are still helpless victims being oppressed more than anyone. The silently loud major minority
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Jan 3, 2023 02:59
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I love that Elon is chasing all of the libs off of the platform! Hey, why is there so little engagement on my posts now?? Daddy fix!!!
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never even heard of caturd before the musk thread, they cant be that big of a regressive poo poo if multiple other SA mock threads didnt document them.
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Jan 3, 2023 03:12
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Lol. They want their stuff to be given heavier weight in the algorithm so that everyone has to see their tweets and whining is going to get them exactly that because Muzk is so desperate for friends and validation he will do anything
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