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Bills? Bengals?
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Bills 9 23.68%
Bengals 7 18.42%
Billgals 9 23.68%
Bengills 13 34.21%
Total: 25 votes
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Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
I forget the name of the phenomenon but you're hit in the chest in the right way at the exactly the right time it can cause cardiac arrest and you just drop on the spot. It doesn't have to be very hard either.

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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
Tre :(

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Kalli posted:

The League could also say gently caress you, you're playing tomorrow, RATINGS BABY

Nobody try, kick 3 field goals then take knees til the end of the game.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Fabricated posted:

I forget the name of the phenomenon but you're hit in the chest in the right way at the exactly the right time it can cause cardiac arrest and you just drop on the spot. It doesn't have to be very hard either.

there was a csi episode about this

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

This could be just that they have him intubated and are breathing for him. At least I hope so. Traumatic cardiac arrest has a very, very low success rate. Since they were doing compressions for 9 minutes and got a pulse back, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that this was a random cardiac event he can recover for and not because of something far worse.

Someone mentioned calling it on the field. Some systems allow it, but in our system if you are doing compressions you need your medical direction to call it by phone or radio. In the cases, we leave the patient as it's for the medical examiner to come. That's definitely not possible in this situation so they absolutely would transport regardless of his status.

Goddamn... I really, really hope he's ok.

Mike Leach had like 10 minutes of CPR and was a vegetable before they pulled the plug. He was technically "alive"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/drewmagary/status/1610101447814791168?cxt=HHwWgIC-lY6vndgsAAAA

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

slave to my cravings posted:

They saved Christian Eriksen at the euros last year with cpr on the field but he was visibly awake when they got him into the ambulance.

I hate to be a broken record but Fabrice Muamba is the only comparison I can think of.

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

haljordan posted:

How will this affect gambling

Everything will be refunded. Honestly the easiest answer out of all the questions

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

gently caress the nfl for even trying to start the game again without asking the players first

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The NFL is praying that they can issue some statement saying "ok doctor's say he's stable. now go play" as if that even matters at this point.

I think this is the only thing keeping the suspension temporary, the league just praying they get a phone call that he is fine. If that call does not arrive the game is probably postponed or whatever they do for stuff like this.

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

Fabricated posted:

I forget the name of the phenomenon but you're hit in the chest in the right way at the exactly the right time it can cause cardiac arrest and you just drop on the spot. It doesn't have to be very hard either.

Tamponade?


E nah thats not right

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

The NFL is praying that they can issue some statement saying "ok doctor's say he's stable. now go play" as if that even matters at this point.

I'm surprised you'd even want to put them out there. Like 30 years ago, the Canucks watched a plane crash then got shelled by the Kings because no one wants to play hockey when you just saw an airplane explode.

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 4, 2016

Opinions are like a$$holes....everyone has one....but mines the best!!!

Cavauro posted:

doesn't matter but if you were selecting the worst possible crew to sit and talk about this it would definitely include schefter

Yeah....I get that there's not a whole lot to say....but that panel is excruciating.

Too bad that this wasn't a Manningcast week.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Fabricated posted:

I forget the name of the phenomenon but you're hit in the chest in the right way at the exactly the right time it can cause cardiac arrest and you just drop on the spot. It doesn't have to be very hard either.

Dim Mak

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Shinjobi posted:

christ im already just assuming the worst from that weasel

he's dying to be the first to post that he's dead

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
https://twitter.com/agetzenberg/status/1610102750880174085

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

haljordan posted:

How will this affect gambling

It's going to lead to some all time fantasy championship bad beats if they cancel.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



Buck and aikman practically screaming for them to call it

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Fabricated posted:

I forget the name of the phenomenon but you're hit in the chest in the right way at the exactly the right time it can cause cardiac arrest and you just drop on the spot. It doesn't have to be very hard either.

Commotio cordis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commotio_cordis

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

That news desk just saying they aren't happy to talk about it either. This loving sucks

OneMoreTime
Feb 20, 2011

*quack*


ICU nurse here: So not breathing on his own can mean a lot of things, but most likely it meabs he was intubated in the field which would occur in a cardiac arrest in all situations. It’s bad but it doesn’t mean he’s hosed

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Bip Roberts posted:

It's going to lead to some all time fantasy championship bad beats if they cancel.

I mean like sportsbook degenerate gambling

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

mans name is Ben Baby???

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Bellmaker posted:

Buck and aikman practically screaming for them to call it

Buck was tearing up earlier. They also don't want to keep doing this

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Is there any more context on the "they were told they had 5 minutes" thing? Sorry if it's been covered, I am just in front of the TV now. Was that said on the TV or reported or what?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

haljordan posted:

How will this affect gambling

Frankly that's an industry that really couldn't be more prepared to handle extraordinary situations like this. They'll be fine.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

sports books will just refund bets on the game it happens all the time

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Abandoning it has to come from the commissioner apparently. It's only been what 25 minutes? That's definitely about right for trying to get everyone on a call to make the arrangements. They can't just call the game - they've got to decide whether it'll be replayed and when etc etc. Give it a beat.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Nice timing on the injury commercial.

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
fantastic time for a commercial on disability insurance there, real good

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Crescent Wrench posted:

Is there any more context on the "they were told they had 5 minutes" thing? Sorry if it's been covered, I am just in front of the TV now. Was that said on the TV or reported or what?

Story is officials told the teams 5 minutes, coaches after a minute went gently caress you no, and went off the field.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
this is loving terrible

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

haljordan posted:

I mean like sportsbook degenerate gambling

Hey we are legit now! Legal in Ohio this weekend!

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Only time I can remember was a soccer player I think last year was given CPR on field

christian erikson during a Denmark game collapsed after a throw in with nobody around him. then they started giving him CPR while his teammates were standing around in a circle trying to block viewers.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Bellmaker posted:

Buck and aikman practically screaming for them to call it

I'm glad they are, and I hope it happens.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
Nevermind I was rewinding and literally they just said on TV about the 5 minutes thing.

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

GD_American posted:

I think literally the only worse selection you could pick is Rovell.

That was my thought. I'm waiting for a tweet wondering how it will affect his brand and how it could be a huge opportunity if he pulls through.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

RestingB1tchFace posted:

Too bad that this wasn't a Manningcast week.

I’m pretty sure Peyton would be reviewing all 22 from all of yesterdays games to fill the time while Eli goes “aw shucks you just can’t do that Peyt”.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Even IF, and I'm being insensitive at this point but play it out, the dude wakes up and suddenly all his vitals are perfect and he's talking and all that good stuff the emotional whiplash alone of this makes resumption of this game impossible. Just psychologically.

yeah I do not see any reasonable way you can ask these guys to go out there again tonight

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Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
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The play itself seemed so routine too, not one of those 1984 NFL greatest hits type things that has been long banned.

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