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this is it. the bottom is in, folks. we can only go up from here!
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/two-children-two-adults-survive-tesla-plunges-250-feet-california-clif-rcna63999quote:Two adults and two children were rescued from a Tesla that plunged 250 feet off a cliff Monday morning in San Mateo County, California, officials said. Imagining Elon's face gleefully appearing on the screen laughing maniacally as the car bucks like a bronco over the guard rail in that General Lee style A miracle that no one was killed / car didn't burst into hellfire as is typical of Teslas Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Jan 3, 2023 |
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Alan Smithee posted:107.78 lmao Alan Smithee posted:106.88 lmao Do I hear 105, folks? 105?
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Binary Badger posted:https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/two-children-two-adults-survive-tesla-plunges-250-feet-california-clif-rcna63999 "AH AH AH! You didn't say the magic word! AH AH AH!" the magic word is BLUE
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Binary Badger posted:https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/two-children-two-adults-survive-tesla-plunges-250-feet-california-clif-rcna63999 Beep boop, Tesla bot programmed to avoid obstacles, no obstacles if in air, Tesla bot find highest cliff to drive off to please maker algorithm
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Jan 3, 2023 17:43
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ben shapino posted:this is it. the bottom is in, folks. we can only go up from here! To the moon, to crash right into it!
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Jan 3, 2023 17:44
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All Tesla owners must pay Tesla an additional $8 a month AI 'behavioral fee' or the car's AI will attempt to launch the vehicle into space at every inclined road it detects
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Jan 3, 2023 17:46
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This is the lowest Tesla stock has been since August 2020. lol.
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Jan 3, 2023 17:49
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CommieGIR posted:To the moon, to crash right into it!
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Jan 3, 2023 17:50
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*Phones ringing incessantly, Tesla investors leaving voice mails "ELON THE COMPANY IS BURNING WE NEED YOU BACK HERE! PLEASE! PICK UP YOUR PHONE!" "Nothing must distract me. I'm so close to getting Catturd to like me."
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Jan 3, 2023 17:51
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Data Graham posted:lmao that Elon was begging floor employees and developers to volunteer to deliver cars to buyers' doorsteps on the inter-holiday week so he could recognize revenue in 2022 He’s absolutely going to use this as justification for firing those who didn’t participate. I suspect that was the end goal
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Jan 3, 2023 17:51
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It keeps ticking downwards, do I have anyone for $105 on the board today?!
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Jan 3, 2023 17:52
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I feel so bad for the rocket company employees. Imagine being one of the best engineers out there and guiding a team to pull those landings off and nerdy rear end embarrassing dork Elon Musk just eats up all of the credit and gets worshipped for it.
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Jan 3, 2023 17:52
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Icon Of Sin posted:It keeps ticking downwards, do I have anyone for $105 on the board today?! the way this is going Tesla will be lucky to only go down to 105 today
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Jan 3, 2023 17:54
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Caesar Saladin posted:I feel so bad for the rocket company employees. Imagine being one of the best engineers out there and guiding a team to pull those landings off and nerdy rear end embarrassing dork Elon Musk just eats up all of the credit and gets worshipped for it. Elon learned what the definition of a rocket is, so now he owns all rockets.
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Jan 3, 2023 17:55
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I'm relieved the two kids have survived.
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105 baby
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awesome-express posted:That link specifically does not call out the manufacturing footprint, nor EOL impact. It literally does though.
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Jan 3, 2023 17:56
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jeez the drop today is catastrophic lmao
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Jan 3, 2023 17:57
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Any way to know if Elon is dumping stock? My naive stonks brain can imagine his covering his margin calls immediately after the earnings report to hide his activity in a general downturn.
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Jan 3, 2023 17:58
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Machai posted:It literally does though. Not to mention, it'd be hard for Tesla NOT to have significant EOL impact since they have utterly refused to service a lot of their vehicles, including cutting them off from parts suppliers. So a lot of Tesla's end up just getting scrapped when the batteries go bad.
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Any way to know if Elon is dumping stock? My naive stonks brain can imagine his covering his margin calls immediately after the earnings report to hide his activity in a general downturn. he said he wouldnt be selling more until 2024 but hes a serial grifter and liar so he probably is lmao
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Inject it directly into my veins!
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Didn't some investment firm buy a load of shares at 130 or something causing a mini spike and now here we are lmao
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Slotducks posted:he said he wouldnt be selling more until 2024 but hes a serial grifter and liar so he probably is lmao he also said hyperloop was a train
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Jan 3, 2023 18:05
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learnincurve posted:Stock will pause for the day if it goes down 20% 20% swing within 5 minutes. It won’t pause for over 20% over the course of a day I don’t think
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Jan 3, 2023 18:05
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Binary Badger posted:https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/two-children-two-adults-survive-tesla-plunges-250-feet-california-clif-rcna63999 "uhhhh.....CRASH" "I'm sorry. That is incorrect" "SAVE ME "I'm sorry. That is incorrect" "SHITPOST" "I'm sorry. That is incorrect." "OH GOD! PROSECUTE FAUCI ... INTERESTING ... CONCERNING ... UMM... CATTURD????" "Your service has been activa- *car hits the ground and explodes*
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Jan 3, 2023 18:06
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Tai posted:Didn't some investment firm buy a load of shares at 130 or something causing a mini spike and now here we are lmao ARK Invest lead by serial dumbass Cathie Woods. She also bought a few million dollars worth of Coinbase at the same time.
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learnincurve posted:Inject it directly into my veins! "Guys, why won't the casino just let me win!"
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Jan 3, 2023 18:08
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How long because Musk freaks just start straight-up accusing the Jews of tanking Tesla stock?
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Crazy Ted posted:How long because Musk freaks just start straight-up accusing the Jews of tanking Tesla stock? He's basically been dancing around that with his rants about the Media, its a matter of time.
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learnincurve posted:Inject it directly into my veins! Is he aware that Wall Street doesn’t set Tesla’s stock price?
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Thinking about that model3 going down a canyon, and how if it was a cybertruck everyone in it would be smashed into tomato paste. Crumple zones are a wonderful thing!
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Frank Frank posted:Is he aware that Wall Street doesn’t set Tesla’s stock price? I think he's blaming wall street for setting the target that Tesla missed, while I assume that the target was defined by Tesla itself during an investor call
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Stare-Out posted:How do you not know the difference between "rouge" and "rogue" holy poo poo. Look at this guy who has never played a multiplayer fantasy game and isn't desensitized to this already
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Its loving Diamond Hands/Crypto bullshit. Guy is one step away about screaming about going to the moon and failing to understand stock trading is both buying AND selling.
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Jelly posted:Look at this guy who has never played a multiplayer fantasy game and isn't desensitized to this already How I mine for fish?
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