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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

flashy_mcflash posted:

I like to think they're in two twin beds next to each other like Ernie and Bert.

"Goodnight, Michael."
"Goodnight, Michael."

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Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

CSISeme Street puppets

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

Cromulent_Chill posted:

CSISeme Street puppets

Very good, very good

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

vyelkin posted:

"Goodnight, Michael."
"Goodnight, Michael."

Though I'd like to look down at the earth from above
I would miss all the places and the people I love
So although I may go I'll be coming home soon
'Cause I don't want to live in Kowloon

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Hark, what's the noise out by the porch door?
Dear Granny, there's Michaels, there's twenty or more.
Her old weathered face lightens up with a grin.
Any Michaels, nice Michaels 'lowed in?

Ah, come in lovely Michaels, don't bother the snow,
We'll wipe up the water sure after you go.
And sit if you can upon some Michael's knee.
We'll see if we knows who ye be.

Ah, there's big ones and small ones, tall ones and thin,
There's boys dressed as women and girls dressed as men,
With humps on their backs and mitts on their feet,
My blessed we'll die with the heat.

Well, there's only one here that I think that I know,
That tall fellow standing alongside the stove.
He's shaking his fist for to make me not tell.
Must be Michael from out on the hill.

Ah, but that one's a stranger, if ever was one
With his underwear stuffed and his trapdoor undone.
Is he wearing his mother's big forty-two bra?
I knows, but I'm not going to say.

Well, I suppose you fine Michaels would turn down a drop
Of home brew or alky, whatever you got.
That one with his rubber boots on the wrong feet
Ate enough for to do him all week.

Now I suppose you can dance? Sure they all nod their heads.
They've been tapping their feet ever since they came in.
And now that the drinks have been all passed around,
Sure the Michaels are plankin' 'er down.

Ah, be careful the lamp! Now hold on to the stove.
Don't you swing Granny hard, 'cause you know that she's old.
And never you mind how you buckles the floor
'Cause the Michaels have danced here before.

Oh my God, how hot is it? We'll never know.
Allows that we'll all get the devil's own cold.
Good night and good Christmas, Michaels me dears
Please God, we will CSIS next year

Ah, good night and good Christmas, Michaels me dears
Please God, we will CSIS next year

Please God, we will CSIS next year.

Nine of Eight
Apr 28, 2011


LICK IT OFF, AND PUT IT BACK IN
Dinosaur Gum

COPE 27 posted:

Remember how a jail killed someone who was being detained illegally less than a week ago

and of course in todays paper we read that the correctional agent suspended was the one who refused to ignore procedures and wasn’t actually around for killing the poor dude.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/TRyanGregory/status/1609503099541983238

we did it. curve flattened into an ever increasing line.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
eventually everyone will be dead, then covid will be defeated

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
The goal is to defeat the virus within: self-doubt :haibrow:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Rutibex posted:

eventually everyone will be dead, then covid will be defeated

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Hey thread is Freeland still a nazi? Asking to win an argument at a family dinner.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
she hasn't stopped talking about how much she admires her grandfather, who was a nazi collaborator, to my knowledge

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

She still loves giving weapons to the totally not nazified ukrainian army.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

COPE 27 posted:

She still loves giving weapons to the totally not nazified ukrainian army.

nazified and banderapilled

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

She personally coordinated the release of Petro Poroshenko from prison without involvement of PMO or cabinet lol. She's also apparently unanimously calling the shots on some of our aid to Ukraine.

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Rutibex posted:

eventually everyone will be dead, then covid will be defeated

sadly animal reservoirs will still exist

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



The last white-tailed deer gasps its dying breath... "drat you President Xi and the Wuhan virus!"

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
We have the one person who would care enough to make Ukraine a pet project and it's for all the wrong reasons

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
freeland is just a bog standard neoliberal, her Ukrainian nationalism is in the past at this point, but it's useful for her politically

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

COPE 27 posted:

nazified ukrainian army.

Post/av/username combo

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


eXXon posted:

The last white-tailed deer gasps its dying breath... "drat you President Xi and the Wuhan virus!"

it would be more moving were it not on the hood of a car

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Dreylad posted:

freeland is just a bog standard neoliberal, her Ukrainian nationalism is in the past at this point, but it's useful for her politically

This is pretty much where I stand after asking basically the same question ITT a few months back. Her failure to denounce her nazi grandpa is pretty bad, but I bet it's not exactly out of the ordinary for a person of Ukrainian or similar background of her age. That's indicative of a different problem, but I don't think her support of Ukraine is out of some sort of crypto-nazism, just as you said "bog standard neoliberalism," (although some ITT would probably say "you repeat yourself").

ZShakespeare
Jul 20, 2003

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose!
you don't need to have read any theory to behave like a fascist.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
how important is it whether she self-identifies as a nazi, to calling her a nazi?

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Bailing out Ukrainian politicians on her own initiative out of her own office is not boring neolib technocracy.

Cool Kids Club Soda
Aug 20, 2010
😎❄️🌃🥤🧋🍹👌💯

infernal machines posted:

how important is it whether she self-identifies as a nazi, to calling her a nazi?

Intentionalist vs functionalist

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

Frosted Flake posted:

Bailing out Ukrainian politicians on her own initiative out of her own office is not boring neolib technocracy.

Neoliberalism "the cream rises to the top" ideology and fascism aren't exactly distant from each other either. Her response to that African diplomat about "well you people aren't fighting hard enough" often against AFRICOM and the same interests Freeland stands for gives the game away

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Frosted Flake posted:

Bailing out Ukrainian politicians on her own initiative out of her own office is not boring neolib technocracy.

I'd argue that's definitely what it is, it's not like neoliberals are adverse to working with right wingers, so long as the Ukraine passes the correct austerity and economic reforms that will bring about Prosperity.

edit: actually I'm willing to cede the point, I think ultimately it doesn't really matter what her personal politics are, she's captured by a larger neoliberal project and is an active participant in it.

Dreylad has issued a correction as of 16:44 on Jan 3, 2023

Cromulent_Chill
Apr 6, 2009

Dreylad posted:

I'd argue that's definitely what it is, it's not like neoliberals are adverse to working with right wingers, so long as the Ukraine passes the correct austerity and economic reforms that will bring about Prosperity.

She and her sister own an apartment complex in Kyiv so it's also a neoliberal protecting her investments with her political position.

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
you'd think if she was a real ukrainian nationalist she wouldn't want to wreck the country with austerity espescially during wartime

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Cromulent_Chill posted:

She and her sister own an apartment complex in Kyiv so it's also a neoliberal protecting her investments with her political position.

Plus what's rumoured to be some sort of country estate like a goddamn Junker. Remember one of her other relatives de-collectivized Ukrainian agriculture.

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Is there a single liberal that isn't also a landlord

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Frosted Flake posted:

Plus what's rumoured to be some sort of country estate like a goddamn Junker. Remember one of her other relatives de-collectivized Ukrainian agriculture.

the Family Kompromat

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



COPE 27 posted:

Is there a single liberal that isn't also a landlord

A majority are merely aspiring landlords (or liars):

Find Out If Your MP Is A Landlord Or Invested In Real Estate posted:

Here’s the party breakdown:

Green = 1/2 (50 per cent)
Conservative = 54/118 (46 per cent)
Liberal = 62/157 (39 per cent)
Bloc Québécois = 6/32 (19 per cent)
NDP = 4/25 (16 per cent)
Independent = 1

Here’s the province/territory breakdown:

Manitoba: 8/14 (57 per cent)
Prince Edward Island: 2/4 (50 per cent)
Saskatchewan: 6 /13 (46 per cent)
Nova Scotia: 5/11 (45 per cent)
Alberta: 15/34 (44 per cent)
Newfoundland and Labrador: 3/7 (43 per cent)
Ontario: 49/120 (41 per cent)
British Columbia: 16/42 (38 per cent)
Quebec: 21/78 (27 per cent)
New Brunswick: 2/10 (20 per cent)
Nunavut: 1/1
Northwest Territories: 0/1
Yukon: 0/1

It should also count how many are Realtors(TM) although if you're a Realtor who's not a landlord what are you even doing with your life (savings)?

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

That is loving grim and explains a lot

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

I'm 4 years late to the party but I'm finally listening to Canadaland's Thunder Bay podcast and HOLY gently caress

COPE 27 posted:

That is loving grim and explains a lot

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
im pretty sure being ruled by a council of landlords has been the strucure of society of the last 10,000 years

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Rutibex posted:

im pretty sure being ruled by a council of landlords has been the strucure of society of the last 10,000 years

Yes but those were social relations and not financial ones, so they still had to fight in wars and have public piety and now all bets are off.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Rutibex posted:

im pretty sure being ruled by a council of landlords has been the strucure of society of the last 10,000 years

for reference this is Rutibex who has already been threadbanned from lots of places and is working on being threadbanned for more for incredibly stupid bad posting. he believes that ai art generators are actual intelligences who can create meaning. don’t engage with him, he’s loving useless.

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Arivia posted:

for reference this is Rutibex who has already been threadbanned from lots of places and is working on being threadbanned for more for incredibly stupid bad posting. he believes that ai art generators are actual intelligences who can create meaning. don’t engage with him, he’s loving useless.

for reference this was a very mean post

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