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D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Frank Frank posted:

Q: Will the Brazzers porn stars have legs?

Lol with the history of porn ushering in the next big thing in media they might succeed where zuck has failed.

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Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Gravitas Shortfall posted:

*extremely Mario Chris Pratt voice* Yahoo!

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

D-Pad posted:

Lol with the history of porn ushering in the next big thing in media they might succeed where zuck has failed.

They kept saying porn would save VR so :shrug:

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
If I wanted to have a more immersive experience into my deep shame I can just turn off my monitor

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

*extremely Chris Pratt voice* Yo!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Jerking off in VR seems like the prelude to the most embarrassing incident in one's life.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

zoux posted:

Jerking off in VR seems like the prelude to the most embarrassing incident in one's life.

VR headset and noise-cancelling headphones. You won't even know your mother has entered the room.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?




zedprime posted:

Tired: 1080p
Wired: HD rumble prostate tickler

I trust Nintendo to make the right decision.

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Something's happening here
What it is, ain't exactly clear
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Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

VR headset and noise-cancelling headphones. You won't even know your mother has entered the room.

coincidentally, this is the opening to one of the new Brazzers scenes

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Breaking open my wallet to buy a virtual JO crystal... :smith:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Dick Trauma posted:

Breaking open my wallet to buy a virtual JO crystal... :smith:



AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

he’s gonna get his 16th COVID

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Knowing how often he ends up in the hospital because of his gut issues, it's really funny watching him house an entire box of Original Recipe. It won't be nearly as fun coming out of a tube in your nose.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





why is dude eating that like an iguana?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Because politicians are lizard people.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

why is dude eating that like an iguana?

That's not fair, iguanas are cute.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


zoux posted:

Jerking off in VR seems like the prelude to the most embarrassing incident in one's life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNIe_UwHPU0

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

why is dude eating that like an iguana?

when in rome

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/ArmstrongHouse/status/1609983307026157568?s=20&t=ZxzxRKAqEflSFpr09mZifA

So I assume "old offender" is just a weird way of saying "repeat offender" since I'm guessing a 12 year old firing a revolver in public isn't the first time he's gotten in trouble, and since the other option is the drunk white boys were even younger.

in this case "old" likely means "old enough to be sent to the waif's home" which was the 1910's equivalent of the juvenile justice system in louisiana. an intermediate step where "we need to incarcerate this kid" but also "...and not institutionalize them in the adult justice system". im not sure that they would have tracked juvenile arrests to establish a repeat offender in that time period, it would be more like if you were enough of a problem for the justice system to start recognizing you

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

VR headset and noise-cancelling headphones. You won't even know your stepmother has entered the room.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

VR headset and noise-cancelling headphones. You won't even know your mother has entered the room.

this isn't the first time you've had difficulty recognizing whether a woman has come, is it.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001


I can't believe Miguel Wattson sold out.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth



Anyway this is the tweet thread so here's a tweet:

https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1610322756800847874

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Knormal posted:


I can't believe Miguel Wattson sold out.

He also had 4 consecutive tweets reading PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ... selling to not only Big Cereal but Pharma! C'mon, Miguel!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1610066639982043136

https://twitter.com/atensnut/status/1610329713045798917

These fuckin people man

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

the replies. I think I'm having a stroke.







TotalLossBrain has a new favorite as of 01:50 on Jan 4, 2023

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



drat that one dude can’t afford $8 or whatever I guess

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
i have been exposed to far too many cat turd 2 posts for any sane person, and bar absolutely none, 100.00 percent of them are him paranoid and whining about being secretly suppressed by twitter because he's right wing or whatever. never any actual content. it's like a net art project or something

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

A person willingly choosing to go by the handle of "catturd" is a concept so funny to boomers that they take his every word as gospel. It's hard to describe, it's like a shadow cast on the wall of a cave by a old man doing the "pull my finger" bit. It's funny to them every time they read the name. And he apparently isn't twitter's foremost catturd either. Not even second.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

i have been exposed to far too many cat turd 2 posts for any sane person, and bar absolutely none, 100.00 percent of them are him paranoid and whining about being secretly suppressed by twitter because he's right wing or whatever. never any actual content. it's like a net art project or something

cat turd 2 started as a project to get conservatives to boost their fetish posts by jumping on their unhinged topic of the day and it hasn't improved since then.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

TotalLossBrain posted:

the replies. I think I'm having a stroke.









No one will match with me on bumble.



Must be the app :smug:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

TotalLossBrain posted:

the replies. I think I'm having a stroke.


lol at Sephiroth's dad being the lone voice of reason there

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

All the blue checks are a good sight gag

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I will never stop lolling at Elon Musk deciding to :10bux: Twitter with blue checkmarks. I wonder if he'll add gang tags as well.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
If he adds the ability to change other people’s avatars I might be tempted

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

All it would take is some 100k+ follower blue check to float the idea of redtext and changing avs for :10bux: and Elon will immediately appear in their replies like "hmm yes... it will go live next Tuesday"

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/officialpdc/status/1610378769520377858?s=46&t=rRh7of76D8Eiat8xKndmtA

Dudes rock

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Barbecue sauce

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
I dont think you can call that a sport

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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

My Spirit Otter posted:

I dont think you can call that a sport

Golf is a sport

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