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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

"A no-holds-barred cum dump from the bum of my dumb chum, Gump. Four stars" -Thomas Pynchon

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Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
the forest gump cinematic universe

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

* At a white tie dinner party* Oh, Forrest Gump? I suppose it's fine, for what it is. But it's hardly Rain Man, is it.

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Who else is on the Mt Rushmore with Rain Man and Forest Gump? For sure I am Sam, which I am using as an excuse to post this again because it’s so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb0p2I19PS8

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5osxqNncTk

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

Cael posted:

Who else is on the Mt Rushmore with Rain Man and Forest Gump? For sure I am Sam, which I am using as an excuse to post this again because it’s so good



Sling Blade for me, but I guess some people might go with Gilbert Grape?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
not the same mount rushmore, but soul man

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

quote:

When Forrest's background in pro football is discovered, he gets recruited for the unit's football team. During a game, Forrest punts the ball, which flies over the Berlin Wall, causing another turn of events where people in both East and West Berlin start breaking the wall with sledgehammers.

jesus christ

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
In the book it probably says whether his inaudible speech at the Washington mall was pro or anti war

Mandrel
Sep 24, 2006

people say the books suck but they sound awesome. the movie makes Forrest into a basically a genius who's good at everything but just talks funny, whereas the books it sounds like he goes around loving everything up and pissing everybody off, which rules

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Cael posted:

Who else is on the Mt Rushmore with Rain Man and Forest Gump? For sure I am Sam, which I am using as an excuse to post this again because it’s so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb0p2I19PS8

Is green mile on there? Of mice and men?

Crespolini
Mar 9, 2014

slave to my cravings posted:

Is green mile on there? Of mice and men?

Green Mile isn't quite a Simple Jack style of movie imo, there's too much else going on

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Are we throwing Radio in the conversation

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

Stav’s movie will be a contender

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

net work error posted:

Are we throwing Radio in the conversation

Radio is my favorite Simple Jack movie.

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
https://twitter.com/myhairisblue/status/1610391263496503298

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Cael posted:

Who else is on the Mt Rushmore with Rain Man and Forest Gump? For sure I am Sam, which I am using as an excuse to post this again because it’s so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb0p2I19PS8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE0x-3RGPbQ

stump collector
May 28, 2007
lmfao

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

REDBAR INTENSIFIES
Lol somehow I missed this line from the bit where Nick yells at the sweater brothers that he ‘went to see a friend to celebrate his first appearance on the joe Rogan experience’

This article about Stav’s movie has a plot summary, it sounds bad
https://deadline.com/2022/12/stavros-halkias-cum-town-movie-exit-statement-1235203331/

quote:

Exit Statement is a dark comedy about a doomsday cult. After being excluded from a long-awaited mass suicide, obnoxious cult member Chip (Halkias) returns home, only to remember why he left his disapproving family in the first place. When he discovers his charismatic former cult leader William (Haney) may still be alive, Chip tracks him down and presents William with an ultimatum: either go to prison for his crimes, or help Chip start a new cult, this time as co-leaders. Their uneasy partnership is put to the test as the two hit the road and gain new followers including a good-hearted Army reject, a loose cannon mom in the throes of a custody battle, a retired female pro wrestler and a nursing home escapee with a death wish.

imhotep fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Jan 4, 2023

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

stav will be in 10 terrible movies and die, truly the millennial chris farley

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

did anyone see salesmen?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13617378/?ref_=nm_knf_i_2

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

holefoods posted:

stav will be in 10 terrible movies and die, truly the millennial chris farley

dies shooting speedballs with nick doing his robin williams impression

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



yes

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Yeah I saw it. I didn't hate it but I couldn't tell you anything that happens in it either.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



stavs screentime was like, 10 minutes or less i think?

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

KoRMaK posted:

stavs screentime was like, 10 minutes or less i think?

yeah but he makes up for it by taking up the entire screen

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

REDBAR INTENSIFIES
There’s a clip of one of his scenes on YouTube, as someone in the comments points out, when Stav gets up the camera very visibly shakes like 40 seconds in. He has a weird, distracting inflection in his voice when he’s trying to act, he does it in that video he made of him talking to his friend in the Italian restaurant too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw9gg0ojmwU

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
There are no small roles...

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Still not sure who the sweater brothers actually are

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

speaking of acting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj8z1zkdpgM

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


Does anyone have the clip of the fight over the airline thing where Stav was clearly in the wrong?

I’d be more descriptive but at the moment I’m gay.

imhotep
Nov 16, 2009

REDBAR INTENSIFIES

Kart Barfunkel posted:

Does anyone have the clip of the fight over the airline thing where Stav was clearly in the wrong?

I’d be more descriptive but at the moment I’m gay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6KWSBgGHf0
This 1?

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011


i’ll be dammed. tommy’s got the goods. almost really believed his name was james there for a miniute.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
There’s a track called life hacks on his album and there’s not a single life hack in it.

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
i miss old cumtown

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Is that Toms dad or brother

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
One of the four original heathens of comedy

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

lmao at tom being a better actor than stav. he’s not great but you could reliably shove him into a small part 2 minute part on a police procedural and not be completely distracted by bad acting

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

slave to my cravings posted:

One of the four original heathens of comedy

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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/OnlyFansPostinL/status/1610268875471609856?t=iW_Vx_JHx1CFGkgvjg029g&s=19

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