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Beeftweeter posted:https://twitter.com/TwitterSafety/status/1610399203481784320 just cause 2: twitter edition
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Jan 4, 2023 02:41
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Beeftweeter posted:https://twitter.com/TwitterSafety/status/1610399203481784320 gonna look like forums ads pretty soon
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Jan 4, 2023 02:41
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It'll be like those radio ads that make it sound like a random show is coming back from break "Hey guys I hear Jenna The Girl had a craaaaazy weekend" 'oh sure did Wombat, but nothing is as crazy as osteoporosis... That's why I use Gold Bond Medicated Cream!'
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Tesseraction posted:Hang on, what? https://twitter.com/muddaub/status/1610396557953880065 jim silly balls got a thread in automotive insanity retitled with "passengers will be safely ejected through the panel gaps" which is 
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Beeftweeter posted:who was in charge of that thing in 2020 anyway Deep state was in charge Multiple morons in the replies said this. 
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FilthyImp posted:It'll be like those radio ads that make it sound like a random show is coming back from break oh no my fish died! a thread 🪡. 1/2 so yeah my fish was swimming around and i fell asleep! when i woke up i didn't know fish could get havana syndrome which is affecting the brave men and women of our great intelligence community 2/2
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fart simpson posted:their cars seem alright to me. they make all the taxis here and theyre fine I remember the time I went across the border to SZ and like all the taxis had switched to electric from gas what felt like overnight
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Jan 4, 2023 03:11
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akadajet posted:just cause 2: twitter edition try deploying twitter updates now you build pipeline jerks
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Feisty-Cadaver posted:I remember the time I went across the border to SZ and like all the taxis had switched to electric from gas what felt like overnight about 10 years ago they were probably about 10% of the taxi fleet, and that gradually increased for a few years to about 50/50, and then there was a new rule about them or something so they went from 50% to 99% in like 6 months
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Jan 4, 2023 03:23
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1610454795177062401 90 years ago, so was hitler
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https://twitter.com/CaseyNewton/status/1610463188100984833
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Jan 4, 2023 03:55
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I thought that said 10 year old Twitter employee
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Viginti Septem posted:I thought that said 10 year old Twitter employee Give Elon time, sure he will find a way to outsource to children soon.
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Beeftweeter posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1610454795177062401 i was time person of the year in 2006, they let anyone be a person of the year
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Twitter flaking out in the Oceania region now: https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2023/01/twitter-down-australia/ Maye Musk: Elon, the servers are on fire! Elon Musk: No mother, it's just the Southern Lights.
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Ultraklystron posted:Twitter flaking out in the Oceania region now: They call them the Boerora Australis where I grew up
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mmm mm. steamed grimes
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FAUXTON posted:Boerora Australis  
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Beeftweeter posted:mmm mm. steamed grimes Seymour what are you cooking? The house smells like a roll of nickels
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FAUXTON posted:They call them the Boerora Australis where I grew up 
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Mmmm yesss. My patented Muskomatic Full Self Dining system is hard at work on those steame- *kitchen erupts in flames*
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FAUXTON posted:Seymour what are you cooking? The house smells like a roll of nickels well, i'm from utica and i've never met anyone that smells like a roll of nickels
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Elon: Oh, ye Grimes! My legacy is ruined! But what if I were to purchase another company and disguise it as my own? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Elon. NHTSA: Why is there smoke coming out of your Tesla, Elon? Elon: Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed upholstery we're having. Ehhhhh, steamed upholstery! NHTSA: Yes, and you call it "full self driving" despite the fact that it obviously is in alpha?
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lie bot, what is the saddest thing? https://twitter.com/dieworkwear/status/1610401726942810112 phillipe, it is a man wearing a willy wonka suite made of his own tweets
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Peterson, you idiot!
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:lie bot, what is the saddest thing? he's slowly making his way through knock-off batman villains I've been calling this iteration The Diddler
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lmao that twitter has been broken in Aus/NZ for 12+ hours at this point.
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abigserve posted:lmao that twitter has been broken in Aus/NZ for 12+ hours at this point. good for them, honestly
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Last Chance posted:imagine four tesla passengers at the bottom of a cliff. tesla stocks work the same way lomarf
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Last Chance posted:imagine four tesla passengers at the bottom of a cliff. tesla stocks work the same way elon please, he had a family
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life is so easy if you just ignore the screaming lawyers outside your glass pane meeting room https://twitter.com/UrbanistOrg/status/1610501570550190080
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Beeftweeter posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1610454795177062401 i went into the replies to see how many people just said "so was hitler" and holy gently caress is twitter's replies algorithm hosed up now, there's a bunch of contextless replies to sub-conversations that it's just floated to the top for no reason i like this guy's reply though https://twitter.com/martypartymusic/status/1610462552500375553
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fermun posted:i was time person of the year in 2006, they let anyone be a person of the year 
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